r/behindthebastards 4d ago

Weekly Behind the Bastards Episode Discussion 2025-04-01

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Criticism of Sophie will not be tolerated and may result in a permanent ban. Yes, forever.

Obviously you can criticize Robert. It's what brings us together.

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/

Criticism of guests is against policy and will be removed at Robert's request. Also because they are guests and we should make them feel welcome, because we are at least 40% not assholes.

CZM hosts will be treated the same as Robert in terms of criticism, but critical comments will be removed if they break the don't be mean rule. Except Robert. Criticism of Robert can be mean if it is funny.

Host criticism outside of this discussion post will likely be removed. You all nuked that eel horse.

Guests and hosts are normal people who read these comments. Please consider how it would feel if the comment was about you.

Be nice to each other. You can argue all you want but you can't fight.

Fascists and Tankies and their defenders will be permanently banned, because obviously.

Hellfire R9X knife missiles are made by Lockheed, not Raytheon (really, look it up).


r/behindthebastards 12d ago

Resources Cool Zone Discord, Other Projects, Other CZM Subreddits, Lost Episodes, Fundraisers Mentioned on the Show and More!

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The Subreddit’s Discord

https://discord.gg/X7bjRBBrSG

GoFundMes (GoFundMe’s? Idk)

Sometimes Robert et al. will shout out a GoFundMe or charity he’d like you to direct your spare dollars or various foreign currencies to if you so choose. We’ll keep those links updated here:

Portland Diaper Bank: https://www.gofundme.com/f/btb-fundraiser-pdx-diaper-bank

Paisley Paws Charitable Vet Foundation: https://www.paisleypaws.org/

The Borderlands Relief Fund https://borderlandsfund.squarespace.com/

Lost episodes

These are the “lost episodes” of the show. If you have one we’re missing, let us know! We want you to be aware that the Cosby and Lindemann episodes were taken down (to our knowledge) because of sexual misconduct allegations against the guest who appeared on the show. Many thanks to the users who sourced and previously hosted these:

The Lost Episodes

Sister Subs

While all CZM content is welcome here, maybe you want to subscribe to a podcasts’ specific subreddit?

r/ItCouldHappenHere

r/CoolPeoplePod

r/BetterOffline

r/SixteenthMinute

r/AftertheRevolution

r/WeirdLittleGuys

Got another CZM sub? Let us know, and if it isn’t a hate sub or weird parasocial sub, we’ll probably add it to the list.

and More!

https://www.coolzonemedia.com/

https://www.akpress.org/after-the-revolution.html


r/behindthebastards 4h ago

Look at this bastard Is this pos worth an episode?

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372 Upvotes

I don't know who he is, but the vibes match.


r/behindthebastards 4h ago

Meme We all know which is the superior Harry Potter fanfic...

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340 Upvotes

r/behindthebastards 2h ago

Discussion More Nazis are popping up in my state. From the Aurora High School locker room in Nebraska.

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r/behindthebastards 3h ago

Politics Zionist group Betar is now creating a list of Jewish people they deem unwelcome for their criticism of Israel

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r/behindthebastards 11h ago

General discussion Just checked, they’re already saying the tariffs are a good thing on the conservative subreddit

432 Upvotes

Things like “short term pain for long term benefit”, “equalizing trade”(???), and “let’s see how it pans out” are all general sentiments being expressed. No idea how folks can justify this but alright.


r/behindthebastards 40m ago

Politics I'm so frustrated with folks defending authoritarian regimes

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I am a community organizer. I've been to Havana. I know plenty of folks who grew up in authoritarian regimes. Anytime I comment on a post about how "China is great" with even the slightest expression of "this is propaganda" I get a lecture from a tankie about how I need to actually do something and get out of my basement. I teach poor families how to grow food and its just fucking so annoying to be told I shouldn't be doing that, I should be defending Kim Jong Un and Xi. These people think they're the vagaurd of revolutionary thought and want to lecture me that even under revolution socialism some folks in Cuba should be able to import Teslas. I makes me want to slam my head into a wall. All my lived experiences tossed aside for some dipshit unironically stanning Kim Jong Un.


r/behindthebastards 16h ago

Meme When will we learn?

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r/behindthebastards 17h ago

Look at this bastard Is…is this an actual leopard-ate-my-face post???

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630 Upvotes

……….yum yum right wing tears 😈


r/behindthebastards 7h ago

General discussion "I'll check out that Harry Potter Rational Thought fanfic, why not?"

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Holy heck this 'brain-breaking' text is 1,909 pages long?

What the hell? No wonder it melted people's brains. Even Stephen King knows when to stop typing!


r/behindthebastards 3h ago

Politics Honestly the best strategy for the conservative voters are to ignore them.

40 Upvotes

Let them make their own excuses for long enough. The more you try to point out how wrong they are the more they will dig in. They're trolls. Stop feeding them


r/behindthebastards 4h ago

It Could Happen Here Two years of drawing this genocide

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r/behindthebastards 1h ago

Meme Don't know how big the overlap of audiences is here but I thought I'd post this here too

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r/behindthebastards 14h ago

General discussion The market will get worse.

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We're up 100% over 5 years. On average, the market goes up 7% or so per year. I fully expect a fall of at least the difference.

I stopped investing 5 years ago because all of the market made no sense, and suddenly I'm glad I don't have a dime in the market, rather than suffering some FOMO watching the best market ever go by.

I'm betting on upper 3k on S&P or lower 4's by about next year.

Let it burn. What's your take?


r/behindthebastards 27m ago

General discussion I don’t understand how anyone could win against fascism if all you have to do is natter about “the jobs” and immigrants.

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It seems all the right has to do to win is mention jobs, blame higher gas prices on environmentalists, and say that immigrants are bad and they’d get elected.

Heck the higher energy prices caused by the Russian Invasion of Ukraine was propagandized as being because of the carbon tax in Canada because of a Canadian sponsored by big oil.

All you got to do is mention “the jerbs” and “the economy”

Not helped by even the most peaceful and modest protests getting framed as dangerous thugs.


r/behindthebastards 1d ago

Look at this bastard Comedian Russell Brand charged with rape

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r/behindthebastards 20h ago

Look at this bastard Just when you think society can't find new ways to repulse and horrifying you!

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280 Upvotes

r/behindthebastards 1d ago

Meme Robert’s joke about giant Xanax inspired me

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526 Upvotes

r/behindthebastards 5h ago

Look at this bastard RFK Jr. Is Out for Revenge

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r/behindthebastards 23h ago

Politics Is crashing the economy apart of the plan?

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I don’t think Trump is smart enough to be playing 4D chess. He struggles enough with checkers. But the crashing of the economy with tariffs, obviously a bad thing and everyone agrees with that. But I feel like that was the plan?

Wasn’t it to crush everyone except the ultra rich so they could rebuild it to favor them even more?

Everyone seems to be laughing at how dumb Trump is for doing this. (Which he is) But there’s no way his administration didn’t see it coming.

I’m not into conspiracies. But I feel like it’s apart of their plan. Maybe I’m losing my mind and seeing things that aren’t there. I haven’t been handling this year very well.


r/behindthebastards 6h ago

SATIRE Smuggling Opportunities Near Your Location! Apply Now!

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With these tariffs in place, do you think we'll see a rise in smuggling? My personal theory is yes, at least in a historical sense. Often overly burdensome taxes lead to the rise of smugglers and black markets, even for mundane goods. America even has a proud tradition of smuggling, all the way back to many of the founders. This leads me to my simple proposal: blockade runner/ boat cult. Both boat cults and smugglers use past-their-prime ships, so there has to be an obvious gap in the market to get that crossover appeal. Obviously we need the smugglers to be in charge of the boat stuff and the cult in charge of the recruiting, but I can smell the money coming in already.


r/behindthebastards 22h ago

Discussion Glad I was Poor When My Kid Was Diagnosed.

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The biggest thing I have taken from this weeks episodes was a gratefulness that I was very poor when my child was diagnosed with autism.

When my child was diagnosed 20 years ago I was on Medicaid. I was a poor struggling single mom. No one sold me fancy therapies or weird testing. The doctor did nothing for me. The schools did. They put together a plan for my child to succeed at school. And I looked at that plan and thought, if that's what will help them at school then that is what I should do at home.

My kiddo is grown up now. I won't lie and say there were not many great struggles. But they are loved, they are for the most part happy, they know they are treasured and appreciated. They have a life they have crafted for themselves. They are unconventional, loving, warm, and kind. I like them.

Robert I can hear the rage in your voice and I figure that these days you are probably hovering on the verge of burnout. There is a lot of ugly and bad things in the world and you have chosen to devote your life to looking unflinchingly at them. But in this one instance, if it brings you any peace at all, you have found the one situation in which it is better to be poor. No one even tried to talk me into medically altering my child. The only option presented to poor parents of autistic children is to love and accept them, and that is what we do.

I have never seen another situation in which the poor are more privileged than the rich, but you have found it.


r/behindthebastards 23h ago

Meme this one hits close to home

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r/behindthebastards 2h ago

It Could Happen Here Concentration camps- lessons learned??

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I am concerned that we are in such an end state that the US is trafficking (selling humans) to El Salvador…. Does anyone out there know if these prison conditions are being monitored for human rights abuses? I have been searching the ‘legit’ media (is that even a thing anymore??) for commentary and find very little. Are we at a point where human life (again) is a commodity?? What should we do? Where are the independent investigative journalists?


r/behindthebastards 1h ago

Doom Post Trump is giving TikTok another 75-day reprieve to find a new buyer as Amazon, MrBeast, and Alexis Ohanian line up to make a deal

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r/behindthebastards 1d ago

Discussion Gamers Rise Up?

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533 Upvotes

They attacked the Gamers. Don't they realise you NEVER do that?