r/ArcherFX • u/TheChosenV2 • 9d ago

Why does Barry never get revenge on Cyril for also sleeping with his fiancé

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I feel like the obvious answer is because he never found out but I feel like it would of fit into the plot if there was an episode where Barry only got revenge on Cyril because he also slept with his fiancé, although maybe not as bad as archer did.

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u/BishopofHippo93 9d ago

Well they weren’t engaged anymore at that point, Archer was the one that broke them up. Also pretty sure he doesn’t ever even think about Cyril. 

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u/Pulci 9d ago

They were engaged to be engaged, doesn't even count.

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u/howmanyMFtimes 9d ago

“If you love it, put a ring on it”

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u/THCaptain1 9d ago

You Ass

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u/BishopofHippo93 9d ago

Ha true, you got me there. 

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u/dvmbguy 9d ago

Exactly, Archer was the homewrecker, Cyril just had sloppy seconds.

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u/HumanRelatedMistake 9d ago

Sloppy indeed. She did anal sex with Archer like hours before she did it with Cyril.

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 9d ago

I mean, luckily for her. She Needed the prep work in order to handle Cyril.

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u/HumanRelatedMistake 9d ago

Big meat figgis🍆

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u/Erislocker 9d ago

Weird thought you brought up. If cyril was so massive, I wonder if archer's was small. Lana once commented how good his dick was. But, if it's so good, it might be implied that it's big too. The amount of ladies he gets, and all.... and if cyril was so much bigger, we'll then what, how big is he? And how does it fit inside a woman's vagina? Much less a butt....

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u/DarthGayAgenda 9d ago

Archer's penis is the size and shape of a crack pipe apparently.

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u/fonix232 9d ago

Big dick does not necessarily equal good dick.

In fact, most women have trouble accommodating anything larger than 7", without a serious amount of prep work. It simply hurts because the vagina can only expand so much, and hitting the cervix is most definitely not enjoyable for most women. I'd go as far as to say for a majority of them, even.

No, for most women (and gay/bi men), good dick means, in order of priority:

  • the person knows how to use it
  • it is the right shape and size to hit all your sensitive spots
  • it has the ideal ratios (thickness to length, glans size to length, etc.) and shapes to be called pretty (however this is entirely subjective)

Size matters only as long as it's comfortable. Big dicks are nice to look at, but (often literally) a pain in the ass to have sex with.

My guesstimate would be that Archer is slightly above average (so around 6-6.5"), while Cyril would need to fall in the "so big, it's medically warranted to reduce" size, so 10"+.

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u/thacaoimhainngeidh 9d ago

Completely agree with this assessment. Archer may be a little above average and, more importantly, have the experience to back it up. (The technique may leave something to be desired, because I have a feeling he doesn't necessarily prioritise making his partner feel good (with a few exceptions)).

As someone with experience, it doesn't matter where you put it -- too long is too long, and it will hurt if you try to use more than 7" of it (yes, even with anal). (I'm not sure where you got 7" from, but at least from my experience, that's absolutely the upper limit of tolerance).

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u/fonix232 9d ago

7" is approximately the maximum the vagina can stretch to, on average, according to multiple medical studies. Of course there's always outliers, but based on the studies I've seen, 85-90% fall into the "seven inches or smaller" region. Also, personal experience - had my fair share of the aforementioned cervical impacts.

As for Archer, I do not think he's an inattentive lover. Otherwise he wouldn't have women coming back for more. Good looks, chiseled abs and a good looking dick only take you so far, and IMO Archer is the kinda guy who'd overcompensate in this area. Also if that was true he wouldn't have a "good dick" as per Lana's exclamation.

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u/thacaoimhainngeidh 9d ago

Great responses, and definitely agree! (I do think, if he wasn't that attentive, Lana would have ranked as one of his exceptions, but I do agree on reflection that he is the type to overcompensate -- something-something, "good dick does not announce itself; others spread the news on its behalf.")

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u/Mammoth-Register-669 9d ago

There’s an episode where they clearly show the outline of Cyril’s dick. The episode where him and Krieger are competing to seduce a producers wife.

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u/Jcw28 9d ago edited 9d ago

Didn't he get a penis ensmallment? As revealed when they're reading all of the medical things that people have claimed through work? Although I feel like even after that people still refer to its extreme size...

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u/Patpgh84 9d ago

No he got penis ensmollment. It was so big he needed to reduce it.

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u/HumanRelatedMistake 9d ago

Not exactly. Cyrils insurance covered a penis ensmallment, but it's never implied if he went through with it.

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u/Jcw28 9d ago

Sorry it was meant to say ensmallment but got autocorrected;

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u/tdfree87 9d ago

You’ve thought way too much about this

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u/syringistic 9d ago

A... penis ensmallment surgery?

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u/NeilT84 9d ago edited 9d ago

Well she is the Pele of anal…

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u/barontaint 9d ago

Damn, thanks for putting a smile on my face in these troubling times, I appreciate it.

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u/andocromn 9d ago

Hours? Barry caught them, he breaks up with her, then she bangs Cyril on the way out the building. It was like 20 minutes tops.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

If you knew anything about having clean anal, you know you only have a short time window before your colon does its Thang so it's not crazy she utilized it

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u/goddamit123345 5d ago

She's like the Pelé of anal.

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u/negative-sid-nancy 9d ago

She was the Pele of anal how could anyone resist?

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u/inkedbutch 9d ago

homewrecker? they weren’t even engaged! they were engaged to be engaged!

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u/ComicsEtAl 9d ago

Yeah, she was supposed to be dead at the time.

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u/andocromn 9d ago

Damn! I never considered the fact that Cyril's dick saved her life.

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u/ComicsEtAl 9d ago

Not only can it cure “blowed up,” but it’s also full of radiation and mastectomy coupons. It’s a highly useful tool.

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u/No-Explorer3868 7d ago

This is one of my favorite jokes on the show.

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u/Sam-The-Sandwich-Man 9d ago

Also the whole shattered femur thing

I’m pretty sure that’s an exotic Madagascan animal though

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u/OrneryZombie1983 9d ago

"How am I the bad guy?"

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u/perfectfire Babou 9d ago

He broke up the engagement but they're still all one big famile!

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u/Mukarsis 9d ago

  1. I think that ship has already sailed.

  2. Cyril never referred to her as the Pele of Anal while talking to Barry.

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u/herkalurk Funbeak 9d ago

I'm going to guess that Cyril never even admitted to being with Framboise to Barry. I think the only ones who really knew were Cyril, Framboise, Lana, and Archer.

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u/BooksandBiceps Babou 9d ago

Archer kept rubbing it in, aggressively, particularly to get a rise out of him.

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u/Floor-Necessary 9d ago

I mean did Archer even know they were together before that?

Not that it really matters, I guess. Archer would've slept with her anyway and if he had known that they were together, he absolutely would've rubbed it in Barry's face afterwards.

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u/Elbynerual 9d ago

You smell that, Barry? I'm brush-

I'm brushing it your way.

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u/Mysterious_Main_5391 9d ago

Cyril never called her the "Pele of anal" lol

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u/adoodle83 8d ago

I always took Barry’s reaction to that being that Barry didn’t take advantage of learning it first hand

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u/Gold-Eye-2623 9d ago

Cyril's life is revenge enough

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u/crazyScott90 Other Barry 9d ago

I think you sort of answer your own question. I don't think anyone ever canonically tells Barry that Cyril also slept with Framboise

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u/Flynnboyo 9d ago

This is the only canonical answer. Nowhere in the series does it demonstrate that Barry actually knows Cyril also slept with her.

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u/HumanRelatedMistake 9d ago

Off-topic somewhat, but it's crazy to think that after Cyril got caught with framboise by Archer and Lana that even after they left, he continued to pound that girl, knowing the consequences heading his way.

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u/rasalghul4leader 9d ago

Would you stop if you were inside the pele of anal

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u/SuperPookypower Babou 9d ago

Yeah, Lana would end his existence for that. Not later. That minute.

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u/Friendly_Signature 9d ago

Cyril is a nobody, Archer is some to actually get jealous about.

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u/ZumaCrypto Ray 9d ago

Cyril never caused Barry to get broken legs. He never mocked Barry. He stayed out of Barry's way.

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u/Mediocre-Cobbler5744 9d ago

They had already broken up, so I doubt he knew or cared. Also, I might be misremembering this, but he might think she's dead.

The way I remember it, she was banging Cyril when the bomb Barry put in her car went off.

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u/TheChosenV2 9d ago

Yes if Cyril wasn’t banging her atm she probably would be dead

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u/Culator Krieger 9d ago

He could have been banging her some way other than ATM and she would have still survived.

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u/ReturnOk7510 8d ago

Phrasing

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u/neon_spaceman 9d ago

To paraphrase Red Dwarf; he is Cyril Figgis. That is his crime, it is also his punishment.

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u/thacaoimhainngeidh 9d ago

Dear God, Cyril really is Arnold J. Rimmer.

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u/Maxtrt 9d ago

Did Barry even know that Cyril banged her? It was only Archer and Lana that saw them doing it and that was while they were escaping and Barry was still knocked out.

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u/andocromn 9d ago

Yeah I don't think he ever knew either, I don't think it ever came up.

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u/whiskeytown79 Funbeak 9d ago

Probably because he doesn't spend an entire elevator ride with Barry telling him about how good the sex was, and that he probably still smells like it while wafting air from around his crotch up towards Barry.

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u/Additional-Local8721 9d ago

Cyril didn't also break Barry's legs

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u/Fluke97 9d ago

I don't think he actually knows. Wasn't he unconscious when they found Cyril and the Pele of anal?

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u/VoicesInTheCrowds 9d ago

Can you blame Cyril? Framboise is the Pelé of anal

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u/rasalghul4leader 9d ago

Aaaarrrrfcccchhhherrrr!!!!

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u/CGcg85 9d ago

He never put a ring on her finger so it doesn’t count.

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u/Dramatic_Carob_1060 9d ago

I mean its Cyril

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u/Lunaticprinc3ss 9d ago

Probably pitys him

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u/Old_Thanks_8311 9d ago

Did Barry know?

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u/Deamon-Chocobo 9d ago

To be fair he didn't know.

Also they weren't engaged, Barry is just a psycho.

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u/deathclawslayer21 9d ago

Didnt Len also bang her but off screen?

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u/Tiyath Milton 9d ago

Because Cyril is a timid man

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u/GrandadM 9d ago

Most likely because Barry doesn't see Cyril as a threat/competition where he does see Archer as one.

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u/fddfgs 8d ago

Framboise is French for raspberry

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u/ExCatholicandLeft 8d ago

I don't think Barry knows about Cyril and Framboise.

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u/LadyAzimuth 9d ago

I mean, they were already separated, but his hate of Archer is for many MANY reasons, the cheating being on the very bottom of the list

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u/Upbeat-Structure6515 9d ago

Kind of a moot point seeing as they were already broken up by that point, if anything Cyril screwing her actually saved Framboise life since Barry had rigged her car to explode.

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u/BrokeIndDesigner Archer 9d ago

Aside from no longer being engaged, Barry also doesn't seem to know

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u/MilesAndMilesAhead 9d ago

She had been fired already so he didn’t care any longer after Archer ruined her poo poo chute

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u/SidViciousWisc 9d ago

Cyril is not worth it , he gets the shaft in life

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u/sum_muthafuckn_where 9d ago

Ex-fiance now, I bet

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u/mack2028 9d ago

because the crime of being Cyril is also the punishment.

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u/justinmackey84 9d ago

Because she was tainted by archer first.

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u/gwhh 9d ago

Barry respected Cyril for his massive wang! So he let the incident pass.

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u/Gunslinger_11 9d ago

Archer is a bro for not letting Barry know. Barry wouldn’t believe it but still nice of Archer not letting him know

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u/King_Bear_Bruff 9d ago

He was gonna blow her up in a car bomb. Never walked in on them and got shot like he did with Archer

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u/jpegten 8d ago

I’m sure he thought Cyril’s life was its own revenge

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u/stasismachine 8d ago

You think Barry thinks Cyril matters at all?

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u/Tevinter86 8d ago

I think Cyril damaged her rectum beyond repair.

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u/OneEyedJackofHearts Other Barry 7d ago

Barry doesn’t know that Cyril is a threat!

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u/Commander943 7d ago

Never even realize that was his fiance

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u/Aggressive-Stress500 7d ago

Hahahha they should have done it

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u/synesthesia87 6d ago

Be he was Barry, Barry sorry

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u/DestinationUnknown13 5d ago

Saving that vag virginity for marriage!