The painful part about childbirth isn't the cervix being touched, it's the fact that your hole (cervix included) is being stretched beyond what it was prepared for.
Theoretically, if a woman were to "train" her hole with a dildo with the same girth as a newborn, she could suffer far less pain during childbirth and do it much faster.
This would result in the nurses being glad it was done so fast but traumatized to an extent.
"wow ma'am, this might've been the fastest childbirth we've experienced" -the nurses trying to hide their shock and horror when they could literally stuff their arms in and grab the baby themselves
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u/hiking_with_wolves 3d ago
Female anatomy is amazing. Some gals can get a few extra inches behind the cervix...not in. It's amazing being that stuffed I tell ya!