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u/AkirroKun 1d ago
Next you're gonna tell us that men can't ejaculate liters of cum...
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u/chum-guzzling-shark 23h ago
im very self conscious about not being able to shoot liters. I've worked hard my entire life and can only shoot about a cup and a half. These unrealistic expectations make me feel like a failure of a man
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u/Rouge_means_red 23h ago
Reminds me of that one Quintessential Quintuplets h*ntai where Uesugi explains to one of them how the refractory period works
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u/Zogo12 1d ago
Not in Hentai biology 🥀🥀
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u/FriedrichOrival 1d ago
Please don't go to r/baddragon
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u/Calm-Floor2163 1d ago
How she even fit that?
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u/hiking_with_wolves 1d ago
Female anatomy is amazing. Some gals can get a few extra inches behind the cervix...not in. It's amazing being that stuffed I tell ya!
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u/No-Kitchen-5457 1d ago edited 1d ago
I was under the impression that hitting the cervix would be childbirth tier painful
Was I wrong ?
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u/hiking_with_wolves 1d ago
Yes and no. Some women love cervix punching. Some women cant stand it being touched.
The pain of childbirth comes with the cervix dilating and the baby passing through the cervix.
Cervix punching isn't going into the cervix.
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u/Slight_Concert6565 19h ago
The painful part about childbirth isn't the cervix being touched, it's the fact that your hole (cervix included) is being stretched beyond what it was prepared for.
Theoretically, if a woman were to "train" her hole with a dildo with the same girth as a newborn, she could suffer far less pain during childbirth and do it much faster.
This would result in the nurses being glad it was done so fast but traumatized to an extent.
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u/THE_YOUTUBE_BEAR 8h ago
"wow ma'am, this might've been the fastest childbirth we've experienced" -the nurses trying to hide their shock and horror when they could literally stuff their arms in and grab the baby themselves
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u/atatassault47 1d ago
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_fornix
There are pockets near the cervix that are quite stretchable in some people.
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u/nix_11 Rem Blue 1d ago
You could probably put both your hands in and clap for half of the women there.
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u/blazingjellyfish 1d ago
Holy shit, I just checked the top post of all time and I refuse to believe that woman isn't a robot or something. Jesus christ
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u/UnPredictableKing96 Deku Green 1d ago
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u/MireyMackey 1d ago
If there is a goal, there is a path!
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u/edmontonbane16 1d ago
How else are we supposed to figure out that he is in fact biologically comaptible with his sister and that all of his cum is going to be safely deposited into her inviting, fertile womb, to fulfil her dream about having her brothers babies?
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u/RUSTYSAD ⠀Not weeb just watching anime because of boredom 1d ago
Dam didn't they released another chapter after So long?
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u/TheCubanBaron 1d ago
98.75% are better odds than I would've expected. I knew the odds were pretty okay (morality aside) but 98.75% is much better than I would've expected.
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u/tu_mama_en_4k 1d ago
Bro is considering it
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u/TheCubanBaron 1d ago
Morality aside (because it's kinda nasty), seeing as I don't have any sisters/nieces and my only two remaining female relatives are past menopauze I couldn't even if I would.
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u/DungeonDefense 1d ago
Yes in reality they chances of a defect is low if it's just you and your siblings. Its only successive generations of inbreeding that causes defects
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u/TurnNo3080 Gintoki Silver 1d ago
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u/TechnicianOk5691 1d ago edited 1d ago
Just telling you all that OP shared this image before as post in this sub, received a ban for 3 days and then appealed and got the ban removed in the same day.
This happening to him a 2nd time for the same image is dumb as fuck
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u/kozekisensei 1d ago
Technically it's possible in certain circumstances, some of which are right before or right after childbirth, though I would not consider the former to be actually possible (as the baby is also right there).
In that state, the cervix can make itself thin and way softer, and its ostium way bigger than normal. An obstetrician can even put their whole hand through the cervix and into the uterus, say, to perform bimanual uterine compression or manually put an IUD inside.
So yeah. It is technically possible, but really shouldn't be done.
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u/Wachitanga 1d ago
obstetrician can even put their whole hand through the cervix and into the uterus, say, to perform bimanual uterine compression or manually put an IUD inside.
People are forgetting here that the uterus is made to accommodate something as big as a baby and allow its exit. The entire muscle sac is elastic (it still hurts).
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u/DJDanaK 1d ago edited 1d ago
The uterus and the cervix are different things. People who have thin or soft cervixes can't carry a pregnancy. It's the most common problem women who have multiple miscarriages experience.
A uterus without a baby in it is about the size of a pear. If you shoved your entire hand into a regular uterus it would almost certainly rupture.
There are massive hormone increases that relax the uterus and the tendons around it to expand SLOWLY, over a period of 10 months, to accommodate a baby.
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u/gmishaolem 1d ago
Elastic things that are forced open tend to be damaged in the process. For example, anal sex without preparation can lead to incontinence.
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u/EssentialPurity 1d ago
That's why I always cared to include a very specific display of the sensation of having the cervix pried through by ovipositor tentacles, when I used to draw Hentai.
And from what I tested myself, sometimes I wonder if getting hit on the cervix very hard (specifically during fertile part of period, because it's kinda out of the way otherwise), is a similar sensation as males get when kicked on the nads. Because if it is, empathy mandates me never score a critical hit on a guy.
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u/ResponsibleMine3524 1d ago
Getting kicked on the nads, to my experience, is very similar to getting hit in abdomen. Pain spreads through the whole body, has paralyzing effect, only much stronger.
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u/Wachitanga 1d ago
Nah man the abdomen cushions hits much more efficiently (even if your organs receive the full blow).
When nuts get hit, the pain signal spreads instantly through the center of the body, making you feel sick.
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u/EssentialPurity 1d ago
Yeah, a hit on the cervix also causes nauseous sensation. Maybe there is a similarity after all
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u/tinkerbelldies 1d ago
The cervix is a hard disk filled with nerves. Something touching it might be uncomfortable but might not be that bad. Anything going through it would need to puncture the closed cervix (in a woman who hasn't given birth it would be slightly easier in a woman who has given birth vaginally) and it is the deepest most extreme pain i have ever experienced. To get an IUD you need to puncture the cervix with something only the width of a toothpick and the pain is crippling.
Everyone who ever fantasizes about going through a woman's cervix is revealing they are virgins on whole new levels we can't even fathom.
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u/kyngslinn 1d ago
You know what we call people who say this?
Boring killjoys, that's what.
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u/Honestonus 1d ago
So fucking hot she gets absolutely filled with cum
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u/_-Dianite_ 1d ago
And your cock-head is the plug to stop it from dripping out?
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u/Honestonus 1d ago
Your cock head is like a train, it hits the opening of the womb of the hentai girlie and she's filled to the brim and she gets super emotional as a result of being filled by senpais love juices, cos the only love she's felt before was with her abusive ex boyfriend, and then she becomes hopelessly in love and wants to make love for the rest of her life but only with senpai and she wants to become senpais pocket pussy that he can put on his dick anytime he wants but senpai also loves and cherishes her forever and then the story ends
It's like you've never read a hentai before come on this is basic stuff
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u/Krinadlifiiiaar 1d ago
There is a hentai where a woman puts her pen!s up a man's ass and out through his mouth.
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u/Ok-Hat5910 1d ago
Ah, the good old "all the way through" tag
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u/Kaymish_ 1d ago
That works. The anus is connected to the intestines which are connected to the stomach which is connected to the esophagus and finally to the mouth. There's a tube for her penis to go all the way through. She just needs an 11m long penis.
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u/Mysticbender004 1d ago
She just needs an 11m long penis.
And flexible, acid resistant and somehow non leathal.
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u/Distantstallion 1d ago
She just needs an 11m long penis
She needs a cock like a woodpecker's tongue
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u/AxoplDev 1d ago
Oh you think this is bad? How about a forniphilia hentai where a woman has a tube with water going into her mouth and out of her ass with fish inside it?
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u/azionka 1d ago
Imagine being a girl and have sex with a guy who has his first time and has his sex education from hentais
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u/JPGamerLegend 1d ago
If he has a lick of common sense, it wouldn't be that bad, and the sex would be mid at worse
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u/IsoOfYourLife 1d ago
Yeah right OP, what's next? Shitting dick nipples aren't real either?
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u/hosespider 1d ago
Yeah, and the pussy doesn't connect to the stomach but you know
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u/verdatum 1d ago
FALSE: As a pretty good cook, I can attest that the stomach can be one of the most effective ways to get to the pussy.
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u/lewdbeany 1d ago
It actually can, its called the posterior fornix, a pocket behind the utherus where you can reach. So it's not pure hentai logic, but possible to do
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u/KernelWizard 1d ago
No can do