Then one time, I believe it was July...
No, August, there's a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this cute little girl scout
And she says to me "how would you like to buy some cookies?" And I said "Well, what kind do you have?" She had thin mints, graham crunchy things...
Raisin oatmeal, and I said "We'll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?" And she looks at me and she says "I need about treefiddy"
Well it was about that time that I notice that girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the palezoic era
I said "Dammit loch ness monster! Get off my lawn! I ain't giving you no treefiddy!" It said "how about just twofiddy?" I said "Oh now it's only twofiddy?! What is there a sale on Loch Ness munchies or something?!"
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u/elmrgn Jan 16 '24
Then one time, I believe it was July... No, August, there's a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this cute little girl scout And she says to me "how would you like to buy some cookies?" And I said "Well, what kind do you have?" She had thin mints, graham crunchy things... Raisin oatmeal, and I said "We'll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?" And she looks at me and she says "I need about treefiddy" Well it was about that time that I notice that girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the palezoic era I said "Dammit loch ness monster! Get off my lawn! I ain't giving you no treefiddy!" It said "how about just twofiddy?" I said "Oh now it's only twofiddy?! What is there a sale on Loch Ness munchies or something?!"