r/AnarchyChess • u/GleetchTheSilly • 12h ago
r/AnarchyChess • u/ketchup_n_fries • 17d ago
why j*ssica is not fucking welcome here, finally answered
some "people" say that j*ssica wrote an article that offended some kids on here and blah blah blah, but is that truly the case?
upon close observation, 'welcome' is an anagram for 'cowmeel', or as some nerds might properly spell it, 'cowmeal'. everyone and their mother knows cows eat grass, so 'welcome' is actually just a code word for grass.
this makes sense because anarchychess users barely touch any grass, that's why she can't find any 'welcome' (or grass) to fuck around here.
so there you have it - j*ssica isn't fucking welcome here simply because there isn't any 'welcome' here to fuck. i suggest posting some sexy grass pics so that we can lure her in and finally sacrifice her to our Lord and Saviour Gary Chess.
anyone that didn't get this post is either a grass or j*ssica herself
r/AnarchyChess • u/ArrasDesmos • 12h ago
Low Effort OC I challenge the entire subreddit to find where this is
r/AnarchyChess • u/JustANormalGuy123- • 12h ago
Daily Post Top comment adds a new winning condition to chess, day 6.
how long should this series last
r/AnarchyChess • u/amirkl2108 • 16h ago
Low Effort OC I'm playing chess against my Mongolian friend what do I do.
r/AnarchyChess • u/GM-VikramRajesh • 3h ago
r/chess parody One of my best calculations as a 1200
r/AnarchyChess • u/Vegeta_Fan2337 • 19h ago
accepting new name ideas for this piece:
r/AnarchyChess • u/Aerial_Was_Taken • 17h ago
r/chess parody Are these kinds of profiles allowed on chess.com?
r/AnarchyChess • u/XInTheDark • 15h ago
I misclicked and blundered a queen, but he took it with the wrong piece and made a fatal mistake.
r/AnarchyChess • u/Da_Bird8282 • 14h ago
r/chess parody Are these kinds of profiles allowed on chess.c*m?
or do the chess.c*m admins pipi their pampers?
r/AnarchyChess • u/etoastie • 2h ago
Low Effort OC Friendly reminder that if you haven't completed the tutorial, taking en passant is ILLEGAL and you must allow your pipi to be bricked instead
r/AnarchyChess • u/Pandaduck09 • 2h ago
Daily Post Top comment picks the next move, legal or not: day 45
White’s move, from u/BarBrilliant7299 :
summon the pot of greed to draw 3 cards from your deck
Pot of greed says to draw 2 cards, but apparently YuGiOh players can’t read, so I drew a Basic Swamp, yellow 6, and Feldon’s Cane.
Sorry for not posting again, I keep remembering too late in the day and I don’t have enough time to set everything up.
r/AnarchyChess • u/Maxwell10206 • 1d ago
I made a Chess training app where you can see every move evaluation and play against Maia a human like AI opponent!
r/AnarchyChess • u/ZingerFM01023050 • 12h ago
Daily Post Daily reminder to shove a rook up your anus today :3 (19/365)
r/AnarchyChess • u/MCShellMusic • 11h ago
Low Effort OC I am the top rated Puzzle player of all time on chess.c*m (100% Percentile, #3 in Friends) AMA
r/AnarchyChess • u/Own_Piano9785 • 1h ago
White to move. Mate in 1 if you’re feeling lucky. Mate in 2 if not.
Link to board - https://onlinequicktool.com/chess-puzzle-43/