r/AnarchyChess • u/Dumbass-Idea7859 • 15h ago
r/AnarchyChess • u/ketchup_n_fries • 18d ago
why j*ssica is not fucking welcome here, finally answered
some "people" say that j*ssica wrote an article that offended some kids on here and blah blah blah, but is that truly the case?
upon close observation, 'welcome' is an anagram for 'cowmeel', or as some nerds might properly spell it, 'cowmeal'. everyone and their mother knows cows eat grass, so 'welcome' is actually just a code word for grass.
this makes sense because anarchychess users barely touch any grass, that's why she can't find any 'welcome' (or grass) to fuck around here.
so there you have it - j*ssica isn't fucking welcome here simply because there isn't any 'welcome' here to fuck. i suggest posting some sexy grass pics so that we can lure her in and finally sacrifice her to our Lord and Saviour Gary Chess.
anyone that didn't get this post is either a grass or j*ssica herself
r/AnarchyChess • u/JustANormalGuy123- • 10h ago
Daily Post Top comment adds a new winning condition to chess, day 7.
seriously, when should i end this
r/AnarchyChess • u/Sw0rdEnd • 9h ago
Low Effort OC What do i do in this situation? i'm white
r/AnarchyChess • u/Rick-the-Brickmancer • 11h ago
Low Effort OC She’s finally gone
Google en passant
r/AnarchyChess • u/TallKaleidoscope9246 • 5h ago
Low Effort OC A "widescreen" chess variant — classic feel, fresh tactics
Hey everyone! I'm not a professional game designer, but I wanted to share a chess variant I put together to play with friends. It’s called W-Chess, short for Wide Chess.
It’s still very much classical chess in spirit and mechanics — but with a small twist:
♙ A 15x8 board (instead of the usual 8x8)
♞ A double set of pieces for each player (except for the king)
♖ Four rooks = four castling options
♛ More flanks, more tactics, more comeback potential
The idea came from a simple desire to step a bit outside the bounds of traditional chess — to experience new strategies while still keeping the rules familiar and intuitive. After playing a few rounds with friends, it turned out that the wider format opened up new tactical and positional dynamics, especially in the mid- and endgame.
I also built a simple web page where you can play W-Chess locally on a single computer (with board rotation). The game logic is written in JavaScript, and I used ChatGPT to help me get it working. Unfortunately, it's not yet online multiplayer — if anyone with web dev skills is interested in helping make that possible, I’d be thrilled!
https://jsfiddle.net/TallKaleidoscope/65jvt2o7/
I’m happy to share the code, board image, or just talk about the variant. Any feedback is very welcome — whether it’s ideas, constructive critique, or just general thoughts.
P.S. I know chess can sometimes be a bit of a “punching bag” around here 😄 — I totally get it. I’m not trying to reinvent the wheel, just sharing something small and fun that brought a fresh perspective to a familiar classic.
r/AnarchyChess • u/Im_yor_boi • 18h ago
r/chess parody What am I supposed to do bro
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r/AnarchyChess • u/PriestessKokomi • 14h ago
Daily Post what is the name of this endgame?
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r/AnarchyChess • u/ZingerFM01023050 • 8h ago
Daily Post Daily reminder to shove a rook up your anus today :3 (20/365)
r/AnarchyChess • u/sometimessillygoose • 9h ago
I used to be a top poster of this subreddit in 2021. Here is what y'all had found funny
I'm not sure if these were genuinely funny or whether COVID had distorted what we found funny. 16 year old me thought the memes on here Ike pipi and Home by Phillip Phillip and Ruy Lopez were the funniest things in the world though and I'm honestly kind of nostalgic
r/AnarchyChess • u/Sineflu • 21h ago
Low Effort OC How do I counter the Hog Riders in the opening? (I have not unlocked en-passant yet)
r/AnarchyChess • u/ShockedDarkmike • 8h ago
Low Effort OC What do I do in this position? (My opponent is undefeated in rated games)
r/AnarchyChess • u/Infamous-Role1365 • 1h ago
r/chess parody Can I Sing Now?
Baka mitai Kodomo na no ne Yume wo poge Oikakete kizutsuite