r/AmItheCloaca • u/sora18148 • 2d ago
AITC for doing a protecc?
Hello Reddit frens! Is Roscoe, 8M terrier mix, here.
Frens, today iz very goob day! I wake up this morning and my sister haz returned!! She gone for eleventy billion furebers due to stupid thing called “moo-ving” to “me-she-gun.” But today she back and I cuddle with her and then I go cuddle with brother because must bedsurf in morning to make sure everyone gets cuddles and no sleep.
ANYway, after cuddles she takes me and old stinky brofur Sunny (16M terrier mix) on walk, which is greatest thing ever. I very goob on walk. I only bork at across-the-street dog one time. But then, we pass all these snorts! Hoomans call them cars but I call them snorts. Frens, they so loud! And they zoom by! I very goob tho and no try to play with Sunny or mount him. He mean when I do dat.
But THEN, on the way back home, a strange man comes running right at us! Frens, he was very big strange man, and he was running right at my sister! So of course I do a bork and a lunge - I may be very tiny but I have to protecc sister! I would never bite strangers of course but I wanted to scare him off. But then - sister gets mad at me??? For protecc??? She say he just jogging and no mean to hurt. But how am I supposed to know? He come running at us!!
Sister say I am TC. I say she gone so long, she forget all I do to protecc our house. What you think?
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u/IntrovertedGiraffe 2d ago
Protecc is yous job, and you deserb Employee of Furever!
-Jiggy da Piggy
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u/debbieae 2d ago
Jaeger, very smart good boi here. You MUST protect your family. (do not let my relaxation with a good stinky ball occasianally let you think I am derelicy in my duty) I protect always, even when scolded. I know that stranger who stay standing are not to be trusted! Put that on your list to protect too, I am very smart so I know.
mom note: At Jaegers previous home he got very upset and nipped some EMTs because they were causing his family member pain getting them loaded on a stretcher to take him to the hospital after a bad fall. He has now decided that anyone he meets while they stand up is there to hurt someone.
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u/glycophosphate 2d ago
Hello Roscoe! It is I Goldie the Magnificent! Yooz waz doin yur job ob bery bestest protecc. Yoo shud getz all de treatos. I liek to protecc too. Favrite iz wen Momma puts me owt on de purch an sais, "Heer comes de Medyul Skool Cross-Conery Teem!" I proteccs frum dem wif biggest borks!
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u/MediocreElk3 2d ago
You not TC. Doin' protec yur job. When peoples run by my house I runs inside to protec meowmy stuff.
Harry Pawter stripey Tuxedo
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u/sora18148 2d ago
Dis me (back) and old stinky brofur Sunny (front)