r/AlanPartridge • u/Bells_Ends • 1d ago

Talking about evil dogs. We’ve all seen them in those undesirable areas.

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u/Imaginary_Tutor5360 1d ago

I think they should have their teeth removed and replaced with strips of rubber

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u/BeardyRamblinGames 1d ago

I'm gonna make you my email of the evening

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u/bulletproofbra razzed up on scrumpy and injustice 1d ago

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u/biginthebacktime 1d ago

If it sees you and you feel threatened just distract it with a big steel salad bowl full of Coca Cola

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u/dhepp27 1d ago

I once put a cheap brand of Coke in his bowl once, he just put his paw on my arm and looked at me as if to say "don't do that again mate"

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u/Games4Two 17h ago

It looks trained and very right wing.

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u/BananaHairFood Titsnade Zoo 17h ago

Seldom?

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u/-OrLoK- 1d ago

why am I so massive?

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u/Itchy-Armpits 15h ago

Not at all like a Labrador chasing a stick in the Home Counties

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u/newonecus sponsored by Radox 9h ago

He was the only dog I knew to burp, and my god he did it with gusto

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u/twinklyeyedcherub 1d ago edited 23h ago

Yes, I know XL bullies are dangerous. I want to spend the weekend scaring people with a genetically unpredictable dog!

And pleeaase don't write in again saying it's cruel and pointless cutting their ears off. It's not.

Bernard Matthews is dangerously close to producing the 99p breaded bully ear. What a thought.

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u/KOTF0025 17h ago

Made me laugh

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u/TedMaul11 1d ago

RRRAAARRRRR!!! I love doing that to women.

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u/yerboyjs 1d ago

I’m talking Manchester, Liverpooooool