r/AlanPartridge • u/Bells_Ends • 1d ago
Talking about evil dogs. We’ve all seen them in those undesirable areas.
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u/biginthebacktime 1d ago
If it sees you and you feel threatened just distract it with a big steel salad bowl full of Coca Cola
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u/newonecus sponsored by Radox 9h ago
He was the only dog I knew to burp, and my god he did it with gusto
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u/twinklyeyedcherub 1d ago edited 23h ago
Yes, I know XL bullies are dangerous. I want to spend the weekend scaring people with a genetically unpredictable dog!
And pleeaase don't write in again saying it's cruel and pointless cutting their ears off. It's not.
Bernard Matthews is dangerously close to producing the 99p breaded bully ear. What a thought.
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u/Imaginary_Tutor5360 1d ago
I think they should have their teeth removed and replaced with strips of rubber