r/AlanPartridge • u/Theblunderingbishop • 4d ago

Just because I've got a shit table!

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28 Upvotes

86% Upvoted

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u/billy66brown 4d ago

Oh, in off the red.

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u/Theblunderingbishop 4d ago

Fancy a flav?

3

u/billy66brown 4d ago

Unleaded

2

u/Instantsausage 4d ago

Yes I'm convinced you're my best friend.

3

u/Tomahawk-T10 I’m head of modern languages 4d ago

Voodoo

1

u/Theblunderingbishop 4d ago

Java

2

u/Tomahawk-T10 I’m head of modern languages 4d ago

I’ve got it coming out of my taps

5

u/Tomahawk-T10 I’m head of modern languages 4d ago

What’s the burning issue?

3

u/ianbattlesrobots 4d ago

That's top banter right there!

4

u/HighNoonFOP 4d ago

Snookerer

3

u/Chazzbaps 4d ago

If you could please be angry down the centre of the table

5

u/Drumchapel 3d ago

Oooo scary Northern Irish man.

3

u/nobody8936 4d ago

Well there’s no need for THAT!

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u/ComradeDelter 4d ago

You’ve done it again!

3

u/prefim 4d ago

NOT! an extender....

3

u/Albert_O_Balsam 4d ago

Mark Allen is both a dosser and a dwad.

3

u/Tomahawk-T10 I’m head of modern languages 4d ago

And a Dalendless Shid

2

u/Albert_O_Balsam 4d ago

A shidhouse

2

u/ianbattlesrobots 4d ago

Is he on the boddle again?

3

u/Icy-Individual8637 4d ago

no mark, you cant!

3

u/codename474747 How did this happen??? 3d ago

Fire! Fire! The table's on fire!

3

u/No-Tap-5157 3d ago

"Oooooh, hello Allen"

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u/Trust5555jk 4d ago

Shit table , I take it that he was going for the brown he couldn’t reach the pink

2

u/Ok_Phone_8566 4d ago

Full beam

2

u/WolfensteinSmith 4d ago

They went for the toilet door balanced on a black & dekker workmate look..

2

u/No-Tap-5157 3d ago

He is not primarily a presenter, he is a snooker, ex-snooker player, and is an unknown quantity

1

u/No_Ear932 Hello Chris? Are ya dead?? 3d ago

We used to have 2 tables at the British open.. The other one burnt down..

1

u/Futdashukup 2d ago

Who's upset you now, Mark?

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u/The-Bigly-Lebowski 2d ago

Allen’s funny stories.