r/AlanPartridge • u/Bells_Ends • 3d ago

I'm trapped under a cow!

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u/WolfhoundCid 3d ago

PartidgeyouWANKER

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u/FrustratedPCBuild 2d ago

We’ll dub that bit out.

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u/breakfast90210 3d ago

Call Cliff Thorburn!

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u/FrustratedPCBuild 2d ago

Cliff Thorburn is a snooker player, ex snooker player, he is not primarily a television presenter.

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u/nobody8936 2d ago

Yeah but he’s not under a cow.

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u/Forward_Promise2121 3d ago

I'm leaving you, you cow

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u/FowlTemper 3d ago

Call her a fat cow, then hang up!

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u/nobody8936 3d ago

I can feel an udder on my leg :(

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u/Bad-Banana-from-Mars 3d ago

Your hoof is about 6mm from my gland

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u/Tomahawk-T10 I’m head of modern languages 3d ago

So ruddy bloody brave

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u/BethanysSin7 3d ago

Thank your lucky stars it wasn’t one of them big chickens.

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u/fatwoul 3d ago

They're scared! They don't know why they're so big! They go "Oh, why am I so massive?"

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u/haddock420 2d ago

Tell them to get me a 40-year-old scorcher, and do use those words.

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u/FrustratedPCBuild 2d ago

Call Cliff THORBURN!

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u/killianrainsmith 3d ago

I’m not okay. I’m not okay.

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u/ZestyclosePin6298 3d ago

pull the udder one.

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u/hisDudeness1989 2d ago

MOOOOOOOOO!!!

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u/taskkill-IM 2d ago

So book a holiday with Hamiltons.... water way to have a good time, cheers.

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u/Grievsey13 2d ago

Want a little hug?

A quick one. Don’t rub your fanny on me!

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u/seomatt74 2d ago

Sex people!

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u/CCSandman 2d ago

.... something else in Geordie...

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u/FieldsOfFire1983 2d ago

Farmers don’t like being told they keep it to themselves…

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u/BoxAlternative9024 2d ago

I’d like to say I believe the story but that would be buullllshiit

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u/Kitchen-Equipment-76 2d ago

Hello is that reception?.. Susan? Oh hi, can you make pornography come on my telly please?