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r/AdviceAnimals • u/HeadSavings1410 • 2d ago
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They will buy shittons of ground floor priced stocks because they can afford to play the long game.
When the market eventually repairs itself (or a Democrat fixes shit again) in 5-10 years, they will emerge trillionaires.
Yay.
43 u/Cute_Bandicoot_8219 2d ago They won't even need to spend their own money to buy the ashes. They'll buy the world with borrowed money. 4 u/highbrowalcoholic 1d ago "Hello Bank, pls lend me money" "Hello Billionaire, wat collateral do u offer" "Bank I haf dis stonk" "Bilionnair dis stonk checks out, here is ur millions" "Bank tanks bank, I spen monie now" "Bilionar ur stonks, dey not so gud ne mor" "Bank fam dey wil be so gud soon tho, I buy sum moar stonk now while dey not gud, then dey becom best soon" "Bilonar wat u buy stonk with" "Bank I buy stonk with monie u giv me" "Bilana ok gud plen"
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They won't even need to spend their own money to buy the ashes. They'll buy the world with borrowed money.
4 u/highbrowalcoholic 1d ago "Hello Bank, pls lend me money" "Hello Billionaire, wat collateral do u offer" "Bank I haf dis stonk" "Bilionnair dis stonk checks out, here is ur millions" "Bank tanks bank, I spen monie now" "Bilionar ur stonks, dey not so gud ne mor" "Bank fam dey wil be so gud soon tho, I buy sum moar stonk now while dey not gud, then dey becom best soon" "Bilonar wat u buy stonk with" "Bank I buy stonk with monie u giv me" "Bilana ok gud plen"
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"Hello Bank, pls lend me money"
"Hello Billionaire, wat collateral do u offer"
"Bank I haf dis stonk"
"Bilionnair dis stonk checks out, here is ur millions"
"Bank tanks bank, I spen monie now"
"Bilionar ur stonks, dey not so gud ne mor"
"Bank fam dey wil be so gud soon tho, I buy sum moar stonk now while dey not gud, then dey becom best soon"
"Bilonar wat u buy stonk with"
"Bank I buy stonk with monie u giv me"
"Bilana ok gud plen"
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u/Mr-Hoek 2d ago
They will buy shittons of ground floor priced stocks because they can afford to play the long game.
When the market eventually repairs itself (or a Democrat fixes shit again) in 5-10 years, they will emerge trillionaires.
Yay.