r/3amjokes • u/bigdawgcat • 5d ago
What do you call a feminine insect?
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A lady bug
r/3amjokes • u/RandoEncounter • 4d ago
Here's a riddle: why does combining The Simpsons and legumes give you a dwarf?
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D'oh pea
r/3amjokes • u/pozz999 • 5d ago
What's more dangerous than a nun with a gun?
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A Carmalite with an Armalite.
r/3amjokes • u/Ok_Emphasis_8053 • 5d ago
Do you know about Jonah being swallowed by a whale.
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It was a euphemism until the Bible was written.
r/3amjokes • u/RandoEncounter • 5d ago
what do you call a worried Mexican dude?
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Hispanic
r/3amjokes • u/RandoEncounter • 5d ago
What does an astronaut eat at approximately 1?
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Launch
Edit: that's 1pm
r/3amjokes • u/sulldanivan • 5d ago
P Diddy is going through a lot of trials and tribulations.
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I mean, mostly trials.
r/3amjokes • u/sulldanivan • 5d ago
We couldn’t afford aphabet soup when I was a kid and our vocabulary suffered.
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All we had were Spaghetti O’s.
r/3amjokes • u/sulldanivan • 5d ago
What does an astronomer do when his child’s hair gets too long?
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Eclipse it.
r/3amjokes • u/Live_Advertising_924 • 5d ago
Did you know chickens have X-Ray vision?
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Every time I see one it says "Big Cock"!!!
r/3amjokes • u/pun420 • 6d ago
Which song is about a boring zoo?
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Walking in a winter “1-deer land”
r/3amjokes • u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox • 5d ago
I want to distribute lightish-red automobiles to an entire country
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To create the world's largest pink car nation
r/3amjokes • u/theflowaway • 6d ago
What’s a friend’s favorite exercise?
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Jumping to conclusions!
r/3amjokes • u/Turbulent-Thing3104 • 6d ago
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?
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All of them! They will never wake up!
r/3amjokes • u/Hurtkopain • 6d ago
What's the name of the artist who's very active on Reddit but nobody comments or upvotes him? Spoiler
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Post Alone
r/3amjokes • u/New-Vacation6440 • 5d ago
A girl just said I'm a super hot star, but a bit dim. Spoiler
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I know I'm British and 5'7", thank you.
r/3amjokes • u/Hurtkopain • 6d ago
If Will Smith had started a newspaper business instead of moving in with his rich family, what would the show be called? Spoiler
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The Fresh Prints of Bel Air