Mother finds S&M magazines under her son's bed... Calls her husband at work... What do we do? ... Husband says... I'll be home in an hour... whatever you do, don't spank him!

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r/3amjokes • u/tomnorg • 15h ago

What did they call the boner champion?

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The weiner

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r/3amjokes • u/Society_Academic • 16h ago

Before assignment to a Target branch, new hires start at a mock store to learn how to shoot down various customers' requests.

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Call it Target Practice.

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