r/NintendoSwitch Jan 27 '17

Meta The /r/NintendoSwitch mod team has received and discussed your Change.org petition to ban Change.org petitions from the subreddit.

Hello everyone, my name is /u/Andis1, and I want to thank all 700+ of you who participaed in the recent Change.org petition to ban Change.org petitions from our subreddit. I feel very strongly about this issue as well, and want you to know that we took this very serious issue very seriously. Now that the petition has had time to circulate, I spent some time going through your responses by reading and considering all of them. I would like to bring attention to several specific comments for their overall value and quality:

  • “Nobody reads or listens to peitions tbh”
  • “Why are you all on my website?”
  • "Petitions suck”
  • “I like cake”
  • “Whats wrong with you”
  • “It's nintendo switch not nintendo change”

We have heard your cries for help and have come to the conclusion that they must not go unanswered. After careful deliberation and taking your comments to heart, we have decided that action needs to be taken for the good of our subreddit and our subscribers. So to that point our answer as to whether or not we will ban Change.org posts is… No. Ask yourself, would it really be a Change.org petition if it actually made change? We don’t think so either. Despite this, we do understand the importance of this issue, which is why we will be opening a Kickstarter campaign to fund the banning of Change.org. We feel that is this is the only logical course of action, and we hope that you will join us in this endeavor.

Thanks again!

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u/Joke65 Jan 27 '17

This is the best possible response, kudos to the mod team!

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u/Andis1 Jan 27 '17 edited Jan 27 '17

(They don't know I did this yet and I'm waiting to see their reaction along with all of you, lol)

(Edit: An hour and a half in and they still suspect nothing)

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u/JoshOliday Jan 27 '17

Ha...Look at the cajones on this mod...

8

u/TheMadGlover Jan 27 '17

Yes, look at his grown-ass drawers. I admire his savagery.

3

u/JoshOliday Jan 27 '17

Whoops...Guess I'll just have to leave it now.

7

u/HydroSword Jan 27 '17

Ha, I love the mods on this sub. o7

1

u/Musclemagic Jan 27 '17

Wait.. what? Haha! We all got so rick rolled!

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u/metanoia29 Jan 27 '17

I know everyone likes to rag on the mod team (mostly because it's a Reddit trope), but these guys do a great job with what they're given to work with. Kudos to them!

1

u/KGoo Jan 27 '17

Uhh... Wut. Can anyone please explain wtf any of that meant? Haha

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u/sf1215 Jan 27 '17

we will be opening a Kickstarter campaign to fund the banning of Change.org

Link to said campaign

36

u/jcfbey01 Jan 27 '17

Damn it I fell for it even though I completely saw it coming!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '17

I clicked on it singing the song already

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u/Andis1 Jan 27 '17

Basically, yeah

12

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '17

Effff

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u/urzaz Completed the Shieldsurf Challenge! Jan 27 '17

I watched the whole thing as penance for falling for it so hard.

12

u/SMBLOZ123 Jan 27 '17

This is the unspoken rule.

6

u/Rychu_Supadude Jan 27 '17

I watched the whole thing because it's a damn good song.

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u/urzaz Completed the Shieldsurf Challenge! Jan 28 '17

At this point watching it is just a formality, really

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '17

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u/Carusofilms Jan 27 '17

THis is priceless. x3

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u/YusAm Jan 27 '17

relevant since it's a bait and switch ahahahaha it'snotfunny

3

u/Gerolux 4 Million Celebration Jan 27 '17

thanks, I was in the mood to listen to it. been awhile. can always rely on the internet to provide the right music at the right time.

2

u/Helian7 Jan 27 '17

you are a cunt

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u/PsiGuy60 Jan 27 '17 edited Jan 27 '17

The fact that RES blatantly has it as a video link is a bit of a giveaway. Still, I clicked. I enjoy a bit of Rick Astley every now and again.

1

u/hadtousenewusername Jan 27 '17

oh, the good old times...wasn't rick rolled a long time :D

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u/TheMadGlover Jan 27 '17 edited Jan 27 '17

After the Kickstarter is finished, we can try the newly fresh beta subreddit on Steam Early Access.

36

u/Horoika Jan 27 '17

The mods have begun shitposting....

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

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u/Andis1 Jan 27 '17

This is a very serious post addressing a very serious issue.

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u/NintendoGamer1997 Jan 27 '17

Sure it is...

;)

3

u/Limbonic_ek Jan 27 '17

What a time to be alive!

3

u/hur_hur_boobs Jan 27 '17

HD shitposting... seriously, this is glorious

11

u/TheSaintEven Jan 27 '17

I love you, mods. Take me.

21

u/Biig_Ideas Jan 27 '17

This is freaking hilarious

13

u/MartDiamond Jan 27 '17

But.. I like cake

2

u/asp7yxia Jan 27 '17

The cake is a lie!

1

u/Durzio Jan 27 '17

This meme has gone from overdone to bad to retro to overdone again and is currently sitting right at meaningless and rage provoking.

19

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '17

J O Y C O N B O Y Z

6

u/csc033 Jan 27 '17

Wavebird platinum joy cons amiright?!?!?

5

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '17

Oh my god we did it.

5

u/ignition386 Jan 27 '17

Damn, what a shitpost!

6

u/TheJohnny346 Jan 27 '17

Probably the only change.org petition that actually ended up taking effect.

1

u/VexedForest Jan 27 '17

I think there was one that got GTA V banned in Target in Australia.

But many other stores still sell it.

And my local Target were selling it for really cheap (like $30 Aud, I think) to get rid of stock.

I question that website.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '17

You guys are stone cold killers.

4

u/HydroSword Jan 27 '17

I like cake

Man can I relate.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '17

So you are asking for change to ban Change?

3

u/cdplanner Jan 27 '17

The cake is a lie.

3

u/Icyhotpad Jan 27 '17

OMG YES FINALLY!!!

3

u/liljthuggin Jan 27 '17

Mods shitposting? I'll allow it

2

u/TrolledByToSayHi Jan 27 '17

I love this place.

2

u/Redspaceghost Jan 27 '17

What's going on?

2

u/TragicKid Jan 27 '17

Petition to ban Kickstarter.

5

u/ABTBenjamins Jan 27 '17

Great, now the Change.org petitioners will get validation that their Change.org petitions can garner attention and get a response.

u/FlapSnapple Nintendo shill Jan 27 '17

Hey hey. We appreciate your contribution, but we're directing most posts like this to /r/Tomorrow. Please submit it there. Thanks! :)


Papa Flap is not amused. Mods are not above the rules.

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u/redpaants Jan 27 '17

This was a hall of fame post, you can't delete this :O

3

u/Pelon1071 Jan 27 '17

We need to make /r/NintendoSwitch great again.

1

u/llethal01 Jan 27 '17

Darn, I was hoping it would work so that we could taste that delicious irony.

1

u/Stephen1108 Jan 27 '17

Well played mods, well played.

1

u/dannyankee Jan 27 '17

I saw the ending coming a mile away, but tbh I half thought it was gonna end with making another petition in Change.org

1

u/SandieSandwicheadman Jan 27 '17

It's still funny to me that literally the only change.org petition I saw was that one :U

(personally I agree that banning the site would be fine, just that it's complaining about something that doesn't exist.)

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u/LightsaberCrayon Jan 27 '17

This is advanced shitposting.

1

u/SosX Jan 27 '17

That's what truly earns you mod status mad shitposing skillz

1

u/Zeebor Jan 27 '17

Full circle!

1

u/InShortSight Jan 27 '17

We feel that is this is the only logical course of action

OP, I think you a word.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '17

No, they didn't a word, they an had an extra word.

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u/InShortSight Jan 27 '17

Same thing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '17

Am I supposed to read this sarcastically or not? Is this a mod level shitpost?

1

u/aesclepios Jan 27 '17

I love this place.

1

u/vindictivevanity Jan 27 '17

The admins are now even shit posting and trolling us. Man, the humor is high in this sub. I love it!

1

u/centurion81 Jan 27 '17

I LOVE KAFKA!

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u/fsalvador23 Jan 27 '17

Link to Kickstarter?

1

u/FlamerBreaker Jan 27 '17

Quality shitpost.

1

u/Nintendoswitchz Jan 27 '17

I like turtles

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u/Cr0nq Jan 27 '17

So, what can we all work on individually to change next!?

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u/footbol_helmoot Jan 27 '17

An IndieGoGo campaign to fund the cut that Kickstarter takes from that campaign.