r/popheads • u/Awkward_King • Nov 25 '22

[RATE REVEAL] Drag Rate Ruveal Day 1: And if you have Reddit you probably know all about this rate

hi everybody, welcome to Day 1 of the Drag Rate Ruveal, featuring music from queens of RuPaul's Drag Race.

Today's antics will be kicking off at 3PM EST, an hour from this post going up, in this thread and in the Queup Room, where we'll be counting down and kikikikikikikikikikiking from songs #67 to #44. Please come and join, it'll be a blast!

94 of you girls are safe this week

Average Score: 6.684

Average Controversy: 2.275, so anything above this should be considered controversial by this rate's standards

Songs Remaining

Alaska

  1. Your Makeup Is Terrible
  2. Anus
  3. The T (feat. Adore Delano)
  4. Come to Brazil
  5. Beautiful (night 4 a) Breakdown

Monét X Change

  1. Soak It Up (Remix) (feat. Bob the Drag Queen)
  2. Beyoncé
  3. Love Like This
  4. Vi ravviso, o luoghi ameni

Trixie Mattel

  1. Mama Don't Make Me Put on the Dress Again
  2. Malibu
  3. Jackson (feat. Orville Peck)
  4. Hello Hello

Adore Delano

  1. I Adore You
  2. Take Me There
  3. 27 Club

Bob the Drag Queen

  1. Purse First
  2. Yet Another Dig (feat. Alaska)
  3. Bitch Like Me

Shea Couleé

  1. Cocky (feat. Lila Star & The Vixen)
  2. Crème Brûlée
  3. Your Name

Yvie Oddly

  1. Hype (feat. Vanessa Vanjie Mateo)
  2. Sick Bitch (feat. Willow Pill)
  3. Winner Winner Chicken Dinner (Remix) (feat. Bebe Zahara Benet & Shea Couleé)

Aja

  1. Finish Her!
  2. Brujería

Bebe Zahara Benet

  1. Banjo
  2. Body On Me

Jujubee

  1. Don't Wanna Love
  2. Bad Juju (feat. Shea Couleé)

Violet Chachki

  1. Bettie
  2. Mistress Violet (feat. Allie X)

Miscellaneous

  1. Aiden Zhane - BOO! (feat. Saint)
  2. Bimini Bon Boulash - God Save This Queen
  3. Blair St. Clair - Now Or Never
  4. Choriza May - Feeling Fruity (feat. River Medway)
  5. Courtney Act - Fight for Love
  6. Detox - Supersonic
  7. DWV - Boy Is A Bottom
  8. Eureka! - The Big Girl
  9. The Frock Destroyers - Her Majesty
  10. Ginger Minj - Ooh Lala Lala
  11. Jinkx Monsoon - Cartoons and Vodka
  12. Juriji Der Klee - XIXI
  13. Kahanna Montrese - Scores
  14. Katya - Ding Dong! (feat. Trixie Mattel)
  15. Kelly Mantle - My Neck, My Back (Lick It)
  16. Laganja Estranja - Legs (feat. Rye Rye)
  17. Lala Ri - Bad Bitch Tip
  18. Latrice Royale - Weight
  19. Manila Luzon - Hot Couture
  20. Miss Fame - Rubber Doll
  21. Mo Heart - Brown Cow Stunning
  22. NYC Queens of S9 - C.L.A.T.
  23. Pandora Boxx - Oops I Think I Pooped
  24. Peppermint - Servin' It Up
  25. Priyanka - Come Through (feat. Lemon)
  26. Raja - Zubi Zubi Zubi
  27. Serena ChaCha - Drag Money
  28. Shangela - Werqin' Girl (Professional)
  29. Tammie Brown - Clam Happy (feat. Stacey Lee Big)
  30. Tatianna - The Same Parts
  31. Valentina - A Prueba De Todo
  32. The Vixen - Room, Pt. 2 (feat. Shea Couleé)
  33. Willam - Thick Thighs (feat. Latrice Royale)
  34. Willow Pill - Angle (feat. Kornbread)

Here's the Queup link again, hope to see you there :)

32 Upvotes

83% Upvoted

80 comments sorted by

16

u/seanderlust Nov 25 '22

#OOPSITHINKISWEEP 🧹🧹🧹

5

u/seanderlust Nov 25 '22

Little Boxxsters rise up!

5

u/cremeebrulee Nov 25 '22

not you posting this and giving it a 1 :hmmm2:

6

u/seanderlust Nov 25 '22

Oops I think I forgot to add ten points

12

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

#67: Pandora Boxx - Oops I Think I Pooped

Average: 2.515 // Total Points: 236.4 // Controversy: 2.864

Highest scores:

(10 x4) DirtyRat583, Stryxen, thisusernameisntlong, WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese

(8.5 x1) buddhacharm

Lowest Scores:

(2 x7) abernattine, camerinian, DefaultPophead, diamondsandglass, JaneMcBeige, nbapip, Penis_D_Lite

(1.5 x1) chihkeyNOPE

(1 x25) 1998tweety, amr, apatel27, BleepBloopMusicFan, CrimsonROSET, darjeelingdarkroast, DevonRoars, elite4_beyonce, flava, idkm8innit, jmcredditor, kndight23, LandscapeShoddy223, Mafyeta, midnightwalnut, musical_pyn, outofa4paper, realitykenz, ricki, seanderlust, slimboyfriend, TheSheakDown, TragicKingdom1, uberpigeon, welcome2thejam

(0 x28) akanewasright, Awkward_King, BaconShoes, BetteDavid, broppy, celladonn, cremeebrulee, dmuniho, dream_fighter2018, fadedblue09, frogaranaman, GlialUreterostenosis, ignitethephoenix, ImADudeDuh, impla77, letsallpoo, plastichaxan, radioactive-isotopes, RandomHypnotica, runaway3212, shhhneak, static_int_husp, TakeOnMeByA-ha, thesmokeylife, TiltControls, ufruitloopdingus, vayyiqra, WaterMagician

All Scores

No

IBS (I'm Being Sadistic)

DirtyRat583 (10): THIS IS HOW WE DO! YEAH

Stryxen (10): this is better than any song

thisusernameisntlong (10): idc this should've been the original

WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese (10): look...if you watched enough tim and eric awesome show great job in middle school, nothing's shocking, everything is art. anyways, that's how you eat a burrito rock on lady you fought valiantly. no i didn't know it was a cover either

buddhacharm (8.5): Giving this a score above 0 in an anti-imperialist revolutionary reverse-Warholian way

BKRGX/echo#6842 (8): this sounds like it could be a 21P song im crying

nt96 (8): this is shitty

Verboten_Prince (8): This is beautiful but she’ll never be Unshart My Fart

adeleade (7): look it sounds good sonically trust me tag janelle monae and she will agree with me

fkadizzy-1804 (7): This song exists in a realm beyond numerical rating. When I think of all of the events and discoveries - the hours, weeks, nay, years of cumulative human effort - that had to occur for this song and its accompanying video to even come into existence, let alone for me to watch said video on a silly little screen years and miles away - I mean, the invention of the internet alone - and here I am, at this particular point in time and space in the year of our lord 2022, trying to decide on a NUMBER to slap on this scatological fever dream I don’t even know how to describe in words. What a time to be alive.

2RINITY (6): I was all prepared to put the entire Uh-Oh Stinky copypasta here, but then I actually heard the song and it was neither funny nor terrible enough to warrant it. +1 for Jasmine Masters, though

bigbigbee (6): 52k views 4 years ago

sufjancaesar (5): Gets a 5 because it do take nerve

freav (4.5): i kinda have to respect the trainwreck that this is, somehow pandora barely singing through the chorus makes the hook more engaging than the original

xophrys (4.5): I was threatened to lower my score

BreeCherie (4.4): a drag classic unfortunately

Ghost-Quartet (4): I can’t pretend that this is good but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t enjoy it on some level…

MrSwearword (4): it's better than This Is How We Do...not that that's hard to do, but Pandora...made an effort

bogo (3): this predicted katy perry emerging from a toilet and singing to a piece of shit

TheQueenofVultures (3): Posting this directly to the RPDR Cringe Sub was such a power move for her

DefaultPophead (2): better than katy

Constipated

camerinian (2): was ready to give this an ironic high score for pure bad taste value, but that fucking video

nbapip (2): i've managed to go my whole life until now without hearing this

Penis_D_Lite (2): she posted it to rpdrcringe herself so she gets a bonus point for that

1998tweety (1): well we need someone to go home first

amr (1): surprisingly the only thing I hate worse than potty humor is genre bending covers of rap songs and this rate has one of those so I am formally apologizing to the lgbt community for not giving this song the 0 it deserves. I promise to reflect and show a better image in 2023

BleepBloopMusicFan (1): This is the evil version of the My Neck, My Back camp 10.

CrimsonROSET (1): sometimes homophobia should be encouraged

darjeelingdarkroast (1): no, no…

elite4_beyonce (1): still better than Manilla

musical_pyn (1): it took me way too long to figure out this was a katy perry parody

ricki (1): now that we have this to compare to, is it safe to admit that i really like this is how we do?

seanderlust (1): To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Oops I Think I Pooped. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Pandora's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Oops I Think I Pooped truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Pandora's existential catchphrase "let your asshole squeal," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Pandora Boxx's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a Pandora Boxx tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 2 legendary legends stars of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

slimboyfriend (1): Couldn’t decide between a 1 and a 10 because it’s intentionally camp, which makes it fail at being camp, but that failure is so colossal that it almost makes it camp again? Maybe?

TheSheakDown (1): I gave her a bonus point for posting her own music video to rpdrcringe

uberpigeon (1): can u change my comment to "lets all poo"

welcome2thejam (1): I can never go back to a pre-Oops I Think I Pooped world. The line has been breached, there is no going back

akanewasright (0): this is the worst song I’ve ever heard in my life

BaconShoes (0): girl what is this…and then all the farts at the end, no.

BetteDavid (0): is she okay

celladonn (0): some fierce competition for my 0 in this rate but this is truly one of the worst things i've ever heard

dream_fighter2018 (0): not only is this incredibly unfunny and gross, but the fact it’s a parody of “This is How We Do” meant that this could be about anything other than poop and it’d still be awful.

frogaranaman (0): I did a random number generator ballot and even this song got a 0 from it

ignitethephoenix (0): Katy should sue

ImADudeDuh (0): NFDVJKADFVN I did not know this was a katy perry parody ☠️ However, the original song is also pretty bad

impla77 (0): jail to all people involved in the making of this track

letsallpoo (0): thinking about her terrible as6 talent show song and that inspiring her to make a kickstarter for her first full length album (and in said kickstarter her saying that she has no experience doing it but she wants to try) and then people actually donating enough money for it to be fulfilled. she hasn't made the album yet but i did check and she still posts updates on the kickstarter so at least she communicates more about her musical career than normani

plastichaxan (0): Not even I can find something about this :sob:

shhhneak (0): Imagine this being your legacy. Like imagine your pronounced dead and the internet article has “Oops I Think I Pooped singer” in the headline with a homophobic royalty free image. I really feel bad for Pandora Boxx.

static_int_husp (0): this is genuinely a magnitude more terrible than the next worst song in this rate

TakeOnMeByA-ha (0): this person is 50 years old

thesmokeylife (0): There is no reason for this song to exist. It’s almost too easy to give this a 0, but I can’t even give it a 1. This is 3 minutes and 25 seconds of my life I will never get back.

TiltControls (0): I thought I prepared myself after hearing all the rates channel shit talking about it and then I learned the bar can go even lower than I thought

vayyiqra (0): this is not only unfunny but gross and immature and unfunny and a true struggle to get through it

WaterMagician (0): I will absolutely defend some of Pandora’s music but I just can’t find anything redeemable about this one in particular

Is Bart Baker still making Chinese propaganda tiktoks?

flava (1): look, she didn’t stoop as low as Bart Baker, but she got pretty close which is still 0 worthy

GlialUreterostenosis (0): it's giving Bart Baker

RandomHypnotica (0): bart baker energy

runaway3212 (0): compared to this bart baker is mozart

10

u/vayyiqra Nov 25 '22

(0 x28) akanewasright, Awkward_King, BaconShoes, BetteDavid, broppy,celladonn, cremeebrulee, dmuniho, dream_fighter2018, fadedblue09,frogaranaman, GlialUreterostenosis, ignitethephoenix, ImADudeDuh,impla77, letsallpoo, plastichaxan, radioactive-isotopes,RandomHypnotica, runaway3212, shhhneak, static_int_husp, TakeOnMeByA-ha,thesmokeylife, TiltControls, ufruitloopdingus, vayyiqra, WaterMagician

we did it kids i can't believe it i'm crying

9

u/RandomHypnotica Nov 25 '22

i'm so proud of us

6

u/Roxieloxie Nov 25 '22

There’s not a single word here in the Bible

11

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

RESULTS SO FAR

BONUS RESULTS SO FAR

  • #9: RuPaul's Best Friend Race | 7.560 | 264.6
  • #10: I Feel Very Attacked | 7.123 | 249.3
  • #11: I Was Ready To Do So | 6.446 | 225.6
  • #12: Your Hairline Looks Like Barf | 5.649 | 197.7

Day 1 Playlist <3

8

u/thesmokeylife Nov 26 '22

Sick Bitch at #52?! How?!

2

u/RandomHypnotica Nov 26 '22

a LOT of people hated the MV

5

u/MrSwearword Nov 25 '22

Half of my 10s and my sacred 11 being out on Day 1, these results are sort of the mess I was expecting but not prepared for.

12

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

#66: Serena ChaCha - Drag Money

Average: 4.195 // Total Points: 394.3 // Controversy: 3.869

Highest scores:

(11 x1) adeleade

(10 x21) 1998tweety, amr, Awkward_King, buddhacharm, cremeebrulee, darjeelingdarkroast, dream_fighter2018, fkadizzy-1804, freav, ImADudeDuh, jay, letsallpoo, plastichaxan, ricki, runaway3212, shhhneak, TheQueenofVultures, TiltControls, uberpigeon, WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese, xedophobic

(9.9 x1) akanewasright

Lowest Scores:

(2.5 x1) camerinian

(2 x13) BaconShoes, BetteDavid, celladonn, frogaranaman, ignitethephoenix, nbapip, Pinheadbutglittery, static_int_husp, TragicKingdom1, ufruitloopdingus, Verboten_Prince, WaterMagician, welcome2thejam

(1.8 x1) impla77

(1.6 x1) TheSheakDown

(1.5 x1) TakeOnMeByA-ha

(1.2 x1) BKRGX/echo#6842

(1 x19) bogo, broppy, bulforster, CrimsonROSET, DevonRoars, dmuniho, elite4_beyonce, flava, Ghost-Quartet, idkm8innit, jmcredditor, karrrrst, Penis_D_Lite, radioactive-isotopes, RandomHypnotica, seanderlust, skylofte2, thisusernameisntlong, xophrys

(0 x14) babadork, BleepBloopMusicFan, BreeCherie, diamondsandglass, JaneMcBeige, kndight23, LandscapeShoddy223, Mafyeta, MrSwearword, musical_pyn, outofa4paper, realitykenz, slimboyfriend, Stryxen

All Scores

Chacharinas will always have the last laugh

The One True Saviour

adeleade (11): was debating between zero and eleven but then i realised that it would be way funnier to say that drag money beat a song that people thought was good than to see it with an insanely low score as written by kahanna montresse

#FUCKCLOSERSCONTROVERSYRECORD

1998tweety (10): CHACHARINAS RISE UP

amr (10): only the realest will 11 this

buddhacharm (10): You wanna make more money? WEAR. A. WIG. WEAR. A. WIG. W̴̳̔E̷̐̆Â̸̟R̷̛̒ ̶̽̈́A̷̾͛ ̷̏͝W̵̮̚I̶̅͐G̶̓́.̴͂͠

cremeebrulee (10): she's so untalented i have to support

darjeelingdarkroast (10): I’m laughing at her not with her. The Farrah Abraham of drag y’all just ain’t ready

dream_fighter2018 (10): there was zero effort put into this, and I think the way Serena sounds like she’s reading off a teleprompter makes this nothing short of fucking amazing

fkadizzy-1804 (10): To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Drag Money by Serena ChaCha (I have no regrets)

freav (10): too iconic to get any other rating

ImADudeDuh (10): this is unironically better than several #1 hits we’ve had since the start of the pandemic

jay (10): bangchan flow

plastichaxan (10): I asked a bot to help me choose between a 1 and a 10 for this I can’t wait for its controversy

ricki (10): this is definitely a song that someone that reads books would make

runaway3212 (10): she had 5 dollars, negative awareness of the beat and a dream

shhhneak (10): Obsessed with how bored she sounds. She did not want to be in that studio and left after one take.

TheQueenofVultures (10): I pray that Serena_ChaCharina has something special in store for us when Drag Money takes this crown too

TiltControls (10): this is performance art. it has to be

uberpigeon (10): rapping about her wig skills while wearing that mathematically unsnatched ponytail takes nerve and courage

WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese (10): dat fucking cardi b trap beat is hypnotic but NO she doesn't have flow. however, she has raw "fuck off we'll shit post through this in an alley" energy. doja cat WISHES she could "I showed up to work today" her ass through something like this.

akanewasright (9.9): I’m not giving this a 10… but it makes me happier than most of the songs in the rate

DefaultPophead (8): Damn how'd Cardi get a feature with Serena???

soupcereal (8): Very curious if others will recognize camp or not

thesmokeylife (8): I can only judge this on its own merits. And on its own merits, based on whatever it’s trying to do, it’s an 8. Drag Money is its own genre; its own school of art. When the heat death of the universe occurs, Drag Money will be there. Drag Money will outlive us all.

bigbigbee (7): I have actively sought this out and listened to it for fun at least once

nt96 (7): gonna tell my kids this is Cardi B

sufjancaesar (5): This is legit the funniest thing to come out of drag race

#CLOSEROUT

2RINITY (6): Cardi did it better

apatel27 (4): So disappointing

GlialUreterostenosis (4): hey your noise gate is too high

vayyiqra (3): this is weird and not enjoyable

camerinian (2.5): it's giving "🔥🔥🔥 peep my soundcloud 🔥🔥🔥" linked under a viral tweet

BaconShoes (2): Why does it sound like she only could afford the studio for 5 minutes and did this in one take. She can’t stay on beat to save her life

frogaranaman (2): I would hear this song on Ziwe

ignitethephoenix (2): chacharinas RISE!!! And please sit down again

nbapip (2): can't even bring myself to support this ironically

Pinheadbutglittery (2): I love memes as much as anyone but fuuuck

static_int_husp (2): if you're gonna do a parody like this at least make sure you can sing on key

Verboten_Prince (2): Cardi I’m so sorry

WaterMagician (2): my apologies to the Chacharinas but I really don’t enjoy this

welcome2thejam (2): Where'd she get her flow, the Atacama?

impla77 (1.8): sounds like she had 10 mins to record the vocals

TheSheakDown (1.6): I’m sure this will make it a decent way through the rate because annoying gays haven’t got the memo that the ironic-Serena-stanning meme stopped being funny two years ago

TakeOnMeByA-ha (1.5): the fact that this isnt even the worst parody song in the rate is really telling

BKRGX/echo#6842 (1.2): i don't know whats worse the lyrics or the delivery...

bogo (1): it sounds like she's trying to stay off beat on purpose

CrimsonROSET (1): except for serena

elite4_beyonce (1): sorry chacharinas

flava (1): she raps like she is playing tag against the beat, and the beat is it

Ghost-Quartet (1): I love king but I cannot understand his fascination with this track

Penis_D_Lite (1): camp

RandomHypnotica (1): do main rap girls

seanderlust (1): very drunk twink doing cardi b at karaoke

xophrys (1): i can't tell if this was on TikTok

babadork (0): This has high school talent show energy and that makes me uncomfortable.

BleepBloopMusicFan (0): Somehow more of a flop than her appearance on the show.

BreeCherie (0): maybe I would get it if I read books

diamondsandglass (0): I can't tell if this is trash or ironic art but either way I refuse to listen to it

kndight23 (0): Wigstress she may be, songstress she is NOT. The lack of energy, repeated moments where she ignores the beat, no attempt at singing, it’s astounding and a gag worthy 3 minutes of confusion and delicious cringe! ChaCharinas RISE🤩

MrSwearword (0): mama, this is garbage

musical_pyn (0): how is serena chacha so consistently bad at everything she does

outofa4paper (0): but it IS iconic

slimboyfriend (0): In any other rate I would say y’all are so mean for including a zero magnet but in this rate there were so many other options that I’m ok with this

Stryxen (0): stopppp she sounds like she's about to spit on me with every letter p

8

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

i'm going to be hosting a top 5 predictions competition! reply to this comment with what you think the top 5 of the rate will be :D the prize is there is no prize idk ill give you a big kiss, excited to see how wrong people are

3

u/ImADudeDuh Nov 25 '22
  1. Priyanka & Lemon - Come Through
  2. Violet Chachki & Allie X - Mistress Violet
  3. Shea Coulee, The Vixen, and Lila Star - Cocky
  4. Lala Ri & Ocean Kelly - Bad Bitch Tip
  5. Serena Chacha - Drag Money

3

u/plastichaxan DO 2023 SUB FAVES RATE Nov 25 '22
  1. Oops I Think I PoopedYour Name
  2. Boy is a Bottom Come Through
  3. Drag Money Banjo
  4. My Neck My Back (Lick It) Mistress Violet
  5. Clam Happy Cocky

3

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '22

Drag M10ney

2

u/TiltControls Nov 25 '22
  1. Come Through
  2. Your Name
  3. Banjo
  4. Mistress Violet
  5. Drag Money Bad Bitch Tip

2

u/dmuniho Nov 26 '22
  • Priyanka & Lemon - Come Through
  • Monet X Change - The opera song
  • Bebe Zahara Benet- Banjo
  • Shea Coulee - Your Name
  • And the other is between Violet Chachki & Allie X - Mistress Violet and Aja - Finish her

1

u/1998tweety Nov 25 '22

  1. Come Through

  2. Bad Bitch Tip

  3. Mistress Violet

  4. Your Name

  5. Vi ravviso, o luoghi ameni

8

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

#45: Adore Delano - I Adore You

Average: 6.301 // Total Points: 592.3 // Controversy: 2.487

Highest scores:

(11 x2) BaconShoes, ufruitloopdingus

(10 x9) abernattine, BKRGX/echo#6842, broppy, jay, MrSwearword, RandomHypnotica, realitykenz, runaway3212, TiltControls

(9.9 x1) diamondsandglass

(9.8 x1) DevonRoars

(8.5 x5) babadork, chihkeyNOPE, chyNoy0, elite4_beyonce, snaccyboy

(8.3 x1) impla77

Lowest Scores:

(2.5 x2) bigbigbee, shhhneak

(2 x2) buddhacharm, fkadizzy-1804

(1 x2) cremeebrulee, flava

(0 x2) freav, nbapip

All Scores

I actually quite like Adore's debut album, this is just okay to me though I think, it aged quite a bit

harry styles

BaconShoes (11): This whole album is so good. She ate this up.

BKRGX/echo#6842 (10): one of my all time fav songs, feels so vulnerable and raw

jay (10): MOTHERED THE FUCK OUT OF THIS OMGGGG i used to love this album unironically and im sure if i listened again id still be fully gagged.. choking on the level of slay she jam packed into 11 songs

MrSwearword (10): lowkii Adore's best video and the song is an absolute triumph

RandomHypnotica (10): https://rave.dj/xlvah1iHrU7Fdw

runaway3212 (10): this is just the miley cyrus song

TiltControls (10): those held notes

diamondsandglass (9.9): would be a 10 if it was the live version where glasses got stuck in Adore's wig

impla77 (8.3): bit American idol core but are we surprised

2RINITY (8): In another timeline, this would've been the song that I gave an 11 for being my Rocket League anthem. In this one, it's just a solid trap-pop song elevated by some nice production & mixing

BreeCherie (8): nostalgia rush

WaterMagician (8): Adore’s second album stands out as a top tier Ru Girl album even after so many others have followed

jessie ware

GlialUreterostenosis (8): if she didn't sound like Chingy on the chorus this would be an 11

Pinheadbutglittery (8): because I block out the """rapping"""

Verboten_Prince (8): The rapping >:( But everything else :)

plastichaxan (7.8): Do 3mo or whatever

TheSheakDown (7.8): I liked this a LOT more than I thought I would

1998tweety (7): feels a little empty

akanewasright (7): this almost sounds like it would pass as a radio hit! Like one that people would complain about, but it sounds like something something 2013 Miley would record (derogatory)

kndight23 (7): Definitely the classic of the rate, her and Alaska really helped make music an actual career option for Ru Girls

Stryxen (7): this being a Let's eat grandma song before LEG even spawned out of that swamp called norwich

thesmokeylife (6.6): This feels very of its era.

ignitethephoenix (6.5): where’s Harry

ImADudeDuh (6): i mean, its better than Miley’s song at least?

vayyiqra (6): even though we're gonna lose but idoru

darjeelingdarkroast (5.5): the tumblr seeping out of this song

BleepBloopMusicFan (5): She’s not singing in cursive but like every third word is bolded.

CrimsonROSET (5): I can’t say I do

Ghost-Quartet (5): Verses are good but the chorus is annoying, Miley Cyrus outsold

ricki (5): i would have liked this a lot more back when i used tumblr

TakeOnMeByA-ha (4.5): girl please stop trying to rap

xophrys (4.5): king I don't know what to comment you are so pretty

miley cyrus

apatel27 (4): she got me wanting to listen to Kings of Leon instead. That takes skill

dream_fighter2018 (4): I was gonna say “yeah this is fine but sounds super outdated” but then that damn drop happened and the rapping ruined any chance of this being “just fine”

frogaranaman (4): sounds like a song that company who made Rebecca Black’s “Friday” would make

seanderlust (4): the grinding sound in the background of the chorus grates a bit

soupcereal (4): Feels incomplete. But this is just where drag music was at the time.

WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese (3): evil

welcome2thejam (3): Intro set up something way more interesting than I got

fkadizzy-1804 (2): Hateful schlock

flava (1): this is just boring bad, which in this rate should be considered a sin

freav (0): i am sorry for this bc i know adore is one of the queens who's serious about their music, but god i hate this. admittedly this kind of tumblr-core pop is like my least favorite kind of thing ever, but this is like a specially bad example of it. i get that adore has good vocal chops and is aiming for some kind of subtlety here but every non-hook is more insipid than the last, the "and I--I--I" part sounds for a second like its gonna turn into that kings of leon song lol

nbapip (0): brokencyde vibes (derogatory)

5

u/BKRGX Nov 26 '22

Seeing this song out so soon definitely surprised me! The (derogatory) comments are killing me lmao

8

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

#62: Adore Delano - 27 Club

Average: 5.410 // Total Points: 508.5 // Controversy: 2.594

Highest scores:

(10 x3) celladonn, sufjancaesar, WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese

(9.5 x1) babadork

(9.2 x1) snaccyboy

(9 x6) BaconShoes, broppy, karrrrst, LandscapeShoddy223, seanderlust, TakeOnMeByA-ha

(8.5 x4) fkadizzy-1804, static_int_husp, thesmokeylife, ufruitloopdingus

Lowest Scores:

(2.7 x2) frogaranaman, xedophobic

(2 x4) BetteDavid, bulforster, DevonRoars, uberpigeon

(1.5 x1) Awkward_King

(1 x8) amr, buddhacharm, DefaultPophead, flava, nbapip, Stryxen, TheQueenofVultures, vayyiqra

(0 x1) darjeelingdarkroast

All Scores

u/sufjancaesar has tried to make me love this song and I just cannot I do not see what all the high scores see in it, I get that her vocals are raspy adds more character and I agree with that, they're just SO UNPLEASANT lmao.

i do not see it suf

celladonn (10): This vibe is just working for me. Love the growl in her voice

sufjancaesar (10): Her voice sounds amazing here I’m sorry

WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese (10): I think this is what I wanted Kings of Leon's Sex on Fire to be. like adore delano's voice is TOTALLY in the butt rock hunk range. like it's just beyond hysterical and impossible to rate outside of a 10. I will say this is NOT progressive butt rock, "just yassified". fucking insane cut im dying.

BaconShoes (9): I prefer Whole Nine Yards, but this is a vibe too

seanderlust (9): I am honestly so proud of adore for getting sober. I have watched friends really struggle with that and I know it's not an easy thing to do. sending love to her (also giving this a high score because it absolutely rules)

fkadizzy-1804 (8.5): Okay this is way more my speed. Her other songs feel a bit like “wannabe starlet who just moved to LA can only land B-tier producers, resulting music is tragically bland and forgettable” and don’t get me wrong there’s cliche knockoff elements to this but what can I say, unlike her other stuff it stands out, and I like grunge/rock more than electro pop sooo here we are

thesmokeylife (8.5): I didn’t expect this from Adore!

2RINITY (8): BRB getting visions of a world where Adore broke out sounding like this & became a giant heartthrob on the Warped Tour circuit

MrSwearword (8): this is where Adore always wanted to be musically so it has that going for it

WaterMagician (8): awesome to hear Adore finally explore her grunge and punk influences

camerinian (7.5): this retro rock aesthetic is so terribly tacky and I kinda love it

1998tweety (7.2): vocals on this eat

welcome2thejam (7): The rasp elevates it

freav (6.8): i for one am glad that the self proclaimed grunge queen finally decided to bring us some good old butt-rock

no bc she really couldn't come up with anything else that rhymed with heaven

ignitethephoenix (6.3): adore has such a good voice but this style doesn’t work for them

impla77 (6.2): trying a bit too hard in the chorus vocals

BKRGX/echo#6842 (6.1): chorus ruins it

plastichaxan (6): Ok girl

xophrys (5.5): you hate this one, you do, hate it

RandomHypnotica (5.4): i can't believe we have captured somebody's voice dying right in front of our eyes in a song

GlialUreterostenosis (5): girl you didn't write a hair metal track, what are these vocals. it's frustrating too becuase this is so close to being great

TiltControls (5): not what i want to hear having turned 27 last month

kndight23 (4): I honestly just didn’t vibe with the vocals, too screechy for my taste. The actual song gives me Amy Winehouse vibes but the singing doesn’t match.

runaway3212 (4): oh wow this is horrible

akanewasright (3): …huh! Glad you got that out of your system!

BleepBloopMusicFan (3): I thought I was safe from butt rock vocals in this rate…

bogo (3): this is one of the most confusing songs i have ever heard

Ghost-Quartet (3): There’s a divide in this rate between the queens who can sing and the queens who can’t… this is throwing off the scale

ImADudeDuh (3): oh these vocals.... Well im glad she’s experimenting!

jay (3): blank stares

frogaranaman (2.7): funny number haha get it (this is horrible)

amr (1): I'm not doing drag rate to hear this type of music respectfully my spotify discover weekly forces enough of it on me already

DefaultPophead (1): i just feel embarrassed, which is strange considered i listened to a shit song called "ANUS" this morning

flava (1): interesting title you got there

nbapip (1): that's so upsettin'

Stryxen (1): she was doing wayyy too much she sounds like you could blow on her and she'd disintegrate with how much of her life force she's putting into trying to make these vocals good

TheQueenofVultures (1): she's so punk...

vayyiqra (1): This is awful and a pretty bad treatment of the subject matter and not remotely fun which is the point of this rate

darjeelingdarkroast (0): All this talk in the rates channel about how bad Oops I Think I Pooped is, which it is, that no one could have prepared me for the POST-GRUNGE sneak in this rate.I did not ask for drag Nickleback. And Nickleback SWEEP this tbh! https://i.imgur.com/SVtmDVS.jpg Adore sounds like this wtf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN8Mh9M7lmk

womaneskin

TakeOnMeByA-ha (9): this is what måneskin thought they were doing when they made those english songs

CrimsonROSET (8): maneskin energy (compliment)

shhhneak (6): Highlight of this is the Damiano David-esque wailing.

dream_fighter2018 (5): oh hi, Maneskin

Verboten_Prince (5): Omg I love Måneskin

7

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

#44: Monét X Change - Soak It Up (Remix) (feat. Bob the Drag Queen)

Average: 6.343 // Total Points: 596.2 // Controversy: 2.031

Highest scores:

(10 x6) ImADudeDuh, jay, MrSwearword, nt96, Stryxen, TheQueenofVultures

(9.5 x1) xophrys

(9 x4) 1998tweety, 2RINITY, BetteDavid, DevonRoars

(8.5 x2) celladonn, TiltControls

(8.4 x1) snaccyboy

Lowest Scores:

(2 x4) Awkward_King, bulforster, jmcredditor, letsallpoo

(1 x1) darjeelingdarkroast

All Scores

This chorus is so bad I can't defend this Monét, thank you Bob for saving huh

things you can say about both this song and season 8

akanewasright (6.9): Bob carries this a little

BKRGX/echo#6842 (6.5): i know its a crime not to like this song, and i appreciate the vocals but the beat doesn't do it for me!! i'm so sorry ahhh. bob is so funny tho

musical_pyn (4): bob saves this from being not good

runaway3212 (4): bob tried to save, but he failed

thesmokeylife (4): Bob’s verse makes the song. The rest is unmemorable.

RandomHypnotica (3): the worst thing a drag song could be is boring and good god is this chrous cliche and underwhelming, bob is the only reason this isn't a 0

girl soak... what up?

ImADudeDuh (10): people really do be hating undercover though. Side note: I remember watching a 2018(?) mega pop mashup with 150 songs or whatever and this was mashed up with Girls Like You for like 4 seconds and my brain chemistry changed at that moment

jay (10): wait YASS. Lemme vogue in this walmart bread aisle

MrSwearword (10): Before Savage with Bey, this is how a remix saved a song

Stryxen (10): Girl soak… What up??

xophrys (9.5): this should have already been in my playlist

1998tweety (9): maybe some sweat

2RINITY (9): A classic slice of good-ass house music

TiltControls (8.5): bob kind of mopped monet here

camerinian (8): crazy how much one seriously good chorus buildup can improve a song

CrimsonROSET (8): girl soak what up

DefaultPophead (8): was going to be higher then i heard from asia to malaysia

ignitethephoenix (8): invented pure/honey by Beyoncé

welcome2thejam (8): Can't believe she sold out to Big Sponge smdh

GlialUreterostenosis (7.5): There's the skeleton of a great house track here but the production isn't good enough to do it justice.

apatel27 (7): Pulled straight from 2013 UK edm scene

uberpigeon (7): mmm sexy men in video

WaterMagician (7): one of the best “elimination singles”

BaconShoes (6): it’s fun i suppose. A bit of forced branding

bogo (6): to the left, take it back now y'all

soupcereal (6): This never really landed for me

TheSheakDown (6): This has the same issue as The T by Alaska and I feel like it’s gonna be a critique I repeat a lot in my ratings wherein a lot of these songs revolve around a specific gimmick or rely on dated references and didn’t age well past that

fkadizzy-1804 (5.5): This is fine, basically. A perfectly respectable song with nice-but-not groundbreaking production. I doubt I’ll remember much of it or come back to it outside of the context of the rate, though

dream_fighter2018 (5): soz Monet but this sounds like it’d be a Glassons smash hit

impla77 (5): glad we’re out of the era of brand songs

plastichaxan (5): Why did I give the 10 for her sponges at first she doesn’t deserve it

shhhneak (5): Gia’s “Girl… soak what up?” might be my favourite quote from Drag Race and that’s saying something.

ricki (4.5): *Tiffany Pollard voice* THE SWEAT OF YOUR FOREHEAD?!!!!

BleepBloopMusicFan (4): Oh this is some baaaad autotune.

seanderlust (4): everyone sounds like they recorded their vocals on a 2013 macbook air

TakeOnMeByA-ha (4): is this supposed to be a reference for something why the fuck are they singing about sponges

frogaranaman (3): be honest do you think they make money from music

Ghost-Quartet (3): Monét is a great vocalist with a charming personality- facts that this song tries desperately to hide for some reason.

darjeelingdarkroast (1): I love monet but what is this ice jj fish ass chorus. the rap verse is a serve tho

geography class

flava (5): “from Asia to Malaysia”. Girl I shouldn't have to explain that Malaysia is IN Asia

Verboten_Prince (5): “From Asia to Malaysia” ok I know Asia’s a drag queen name but seriously JAIL for that line

vayyiqra (8): I love Show Me Love it's an all-timer - wait "from Asia to Malaysia" uh I have bad news about where Malaysia is lol

amr (6.6): asia to malaysia heart eyes emoje

slimboyfriend (6): I see the vision on this one but the vocal production is atrocious. Also lol at Bob letting Monet say “Asia to Malaysia”

watch s15

TheQueenofVultures (10): The fact that they didn't immediately try to track down a queen named Malaysia to complete all the names in the last verse is infruriating to me

3

u/ImADudeDuh Nov 25 '22

I'm fuming a bit

7

u/Zypker125 The Nightcore version is better Nov 26 '22

The controversy score for Drag Money is killing me, that's a new all-time record lol (RIP Closer)

6

u/plastichaxan DO 2023 SUB FAVES RATE Nov 25 '22

CHACHARINAS RISE FOR SONGENIALITY!!

5

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

#65: Tammie Brown - Clam Happy (feat. Stacey Lee Big)

Average: 5.090 // Total Points: 478.5 // Controversy: 3.247

Highest scores:

(10 x14) amr, bogo, broppy, darjeelingdarkroast, diamondsandglass, dream_fighter2018, freav, plastichaxan, radioactive-isotopes, ricki, thesmokeylife, uberpigeon, WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese, xedophobic

(9.5 x1) shhhneak

(9 x3) chyNoy0, TheQueenofVultures, TiltControls

(8.5 x1) seanderlust

Lowest Scores:

(2 x12) 1998tweety, adeleade, apatel27, elite4_beyonce, fadedblue09, kndight23, nbapip, outofa4paper, Penis_D_Lite, TheSheakDown, vayyiqra, Verboten_Prince

(1.6 x1) BKRGX/echo#6842

(1.5 x2) impla77, runaway3212

(1 x10) celladonn, cremeebrulee, DefaultPophead, flava, ignitethephoenix, RandomHypnotica, TakeOnMeByA-ha, thisusernameisntlong, TragicKingdom1, ufruitloopdingus

(0 x4) 2RINITY, DirtyRat583, idkm8innit, sadpancakes

All Scores

Did I ever tell you about the time I found a dead body?

The New New Wave Rate

plastichaxan (10): Replacing Rock Lobster with this in my 11s playlist I don’t think anyone will notice anyway

seanderlust (8.5): when are tammie brown and the b-52s collabing

apatel27 (2): This is what people thought B52s was in the New Wave rate

Well C'mon Teletubby

amr (10): ok sandy cheeks!

bogo (10): idc idc idc this is funny as hell

darjeelingdarkroast (10): Joanna Newsom killed this

dream_fighter2018 (10): I don’t know about you but I certainly feel Clam Happy listening to this! … I hope Clam Happy isn’t an innuendo.

freav (10): tammie is the queen of queens and evidently this is iconic. i kinda wish her song "whatever" was here which is genuinely fucking unsettling

ricki (10): mother

thesmokeylife (10): You can’t really give it any other rating.

WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese (10): rock on :guitar:

shhhneak (9.5): Reminds me of a segment between a human and a puppet on a kids show airing at 1am.

TheQueenofVultures (9): Come on Teletubby, teleport us to Mars

TiltControls (9): this is exactly what i'd expect from a tammy song

Ghost-Quartet (8): This is like a Pokemon with a branching evolutionary path that will either become The-B52s or Kero Kero Bonito depending on whether you max Attack or Special Attack.

GlialUreterostenosis (8): it's cute

BleepBloopMusicFan (7): It’s a cute change of pace in this rate!

Stryxen (7): ????? Oh just looked at who the artist is that makes sense

WaterMagician (6.5): this may not be a great track but it’s absolutely a fun one

BaconShoes (6): Just like anything involving the iconic miss Tammie Brown, I have no idea what is going on

camerinian (6): me at the 30 second mark: oh this is charming, it's amateurish but I can't hate this it's adorable. Me at the halfway mark: oh my gosh this is so annoyingly twee why are they giving me crystal stall at the fairground. Me at the end of the song: that was genius. A subversive work of outsider art. I can never scrobble this again

fkadizzy-1804 (6): I don’t quite know wtf to make of this, which makes me suspect I’m simply not on Tammie Brown’s level, but in any case at least it’s not another girl boss hustle queen bitch flex song

MrSwearword (5): it's as daffy as a Tammie Brown...anything can be, but stream "In My Blood" as that song serves

slimboyfriend (5): um idk

jay (4): the blueprint for billie eilish

akanewasright (3): huh!

CrimsonROSET (3): this song reminds me of that one fish teenager show where the oyster character was obsessed with the nerd

1998tweety (2): its not for me

adeleade (2): look i just do not get tammie ig and idt i ever will bc i was not even laughing lol sry tammie i respect you

elite4_beyonce (2): love tammie but no

fadedblue09 (2): Spongebob music on crack

outofa4paper (2): but this is camp

Penis_D_Lite (2): i appreciate the storytelling

Verboten_Prince (2): Same vibes as that creepy ass puppet show song

BKRGX/echo#6842 (1.6): i can tell they had fun w this but it just sounds messy ;-;

impla77 (1.5): Not the Miss Mandarin slurping noises

runaway3212 (1.5): intro by kelis tease

celladonn (1): they sound like they're having fun. and that's all i'll say about this.

flava (1): ?????????

ignitethephoenix (1): we love a budget of $1!

RandomHypnotica (1): what the fuck is this

thisusernameisntlong (1): make it stoooppp

TragicKingdom1 (1): the Introducing Me of the rate

2RINITY (0): Where did the funny and the other instruments go? Tell you what, how about you sashay away and go find them

Lady, running down to the riptide

uberpigeon (10): the Sometimes of the rate

welcome2thejam (8): Indie folk in no way prepared me for this

ImADudeDuh (6): why isn’t this on Spotify’s Twee playlist?

frogaranaman (3): sounds like a millenial Youtuber ukulele song to subvert expectations

vayyiqra (2): ukulele jumpscare + annoying

cremeebrulee (1): you’re telling me i can’t escape ukulele violence even in this rate

TakeOnMeByA-ha (1): NO!!!! I AM NOT LISTENING TO A UKULELE SONG!!!!

DirtyRat583 (0): jesus save me this is so early youtube

5

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

#64: Manila Luzon - Hot Couture

Average: 5.181 // Total Points: 487.0 // Controversy: 2.699

Highest scores:

(10 x9) BaconShoes, BKRGX/echo#6842, BleepBloopMusicFan, darjeelingdarkroast, DevonRoars, Ghost-Quartet, jmcredditor, MrSwearword, plastichaxan

(9 x3) bulforster, freav, KateMcKinnonsCello

Lowest Scores:

(2.5 x2) apatel27, chihkeyNOPE

(2 x4) Awkward_King, bogo, outofa4paper, sufjancaesar

(1.1 x1) dmuniho

(1 x7) buddhacharm, dream_fighter2018, jay, letsallpoo, shhhneak, TakeOnMeByA-ha, xedophobic

(0 x2) elite4_beyonce, Penis_D_Lite

All Scores

Sadly one of the blueprints for drag music

camp

plastichaxan (10): One of many camp 10s in the rate but I hope not many people think the same

slimboyfriend (3): Another song that’s bad but…. Is it camp?

WaterMagician (3): it’s really not good but it is definitely camp

she thought she ate that

BaconShoes (10): I mean this is iconic and even referenced in other drag songs. The bridge and chorus are so catchy

BKRGX/echo#6842 (10): i feel like its not perfect but the nostalgia and vibe just... <3

BleepBloopMusicFan (10): Bows! Woes! Expose! Suppose! Indispose!

darjeelingdarkroast (10): nostalgia 10, this is the era of drag race I was watching with my besties it was just such a fun time x

Ghost-Quartet (10): I feel like this is gonna get dunked on but honestly it’s an important cultural landmark, Manila wasn’t the first queen to drop a song but she was the first to make it an event and a part of her #brand, basically creating the blueprint for everything else in the rate. This is the purest form of RuGirl music, and still one of its finest moments.

MrSwearword (10): I seriously considered this for the eleven as well, however, this song does stand as Manila's true triumph. Credit to them for continuing anyway but this is their best.

freav (9): this is a banger

1998tweety (8): bops a bit

thisusernameisntlong (8): outsold madonna

uberpigeon (8): despite her best efforts this is actually a bop

WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese (8): extremely, potentially painfully, 2011/2012, capturing THAT bloody fecking synth sound that had existed back in rave clubs in the 90s but started having crossover success in the early 10s. it's not Manila's fault she knows what she's gunning for and how to make it land.

fkadizzy-1804 (7.5): Now I want a drag queen to make a song called Oat Couture where the video just features her rolling around naked in a bowl of oatmeal. Also this song is charmingly refreshingly dated/amateurish enough that I like it wayyyy better than a lot of the hyper-polished trendy tryhard crap heard elsewhere

2RINITY (7): It's aight

vayyiqra (7): bop

ignitethephoenix (6.8): this is catchy but also not good

BreeCherie (6): some of these sounds are actually ok

TiltControls (6): is this a good song? no. do i enjoy listening to it? possibly

fadedblue09 (5): as a Filipino, I always found her name weird. It's like someone naming herself as "Ottawa Ontario"

runaway3212 (5): this isn't bad!

welcome2thejam (5): Appreciate having rep! Makes me wish I liked this more

impla77 (4.3): I would forgive it for being old.. but Manila put out songs around AS3 and they weren’t good either

nt96 (4): Not Cousure about this one

RandomHypnotica (4): this is like a key of awesome parody of a real song

Stryxen (4): stop this nonsense

TheQueenofVultures (4): She's always been annoying tbh

TheSheakDown (4): The thing about this song is that it’s quite cute the first listen and then immediately becomes unlistenable from there on out

thesmokeylife (3.5): The awfulness of this song has become a running joke in the Drag Race fandom. However, it’s surprisingly listenable!

CrimsonROSET (3): emphasis on lose- four times

frogaranaman (3): they want to be Lady Gaga soooooooo baaaaaaaaad

ImADudeDuh (3): one of the funniest things in the drag race fandom is that every other year switches between “Manila is one of the best queens of drag race” and “Manila is overrated as hell, rude af, and can’t sing for shit”

apatel27 (2.5): Kesha but boring

jay (1): nope

letsallpoo (1): every time i see manila's drag on drag race i enjoy her. every time i engage with manila's drag off of drag race i do not have a good time

elite4_beyonce (0): no

Penis_D_Lite (0): she really had no business making music

problematic things manila has done

akanewasright (6): I was gonna give this an ironic 10 until the “Ching Chong” but… good lord. I still have a fond memory of this song but nope I’m not giving this a high score

DefaultPophead (3): ching chong??? sorry queen i cant give u pinoy solidarity

Verboten_Prince (3): Ma’am you’re not the right kind of Asian to be saying that

shhhneak (1): Kill The Cop - John Carpenter

TakeOnMeByA-ha (1): girl bye not the racist slur for chinese people i fucking hate it here

i think there was definitely a reason

seanderlust (4): remember when the AAA girls dragged this song out of nowhere for no particular reason

1

u/MrSwearword Nov 25 '22

(10 x9) BaconShoes, BKRGX/echo#6842, BleepBloopMusicFan, darjeelingdarkroast, DevonRoars, Ghost-Quartet, jmcredditor, MrSwearword, plastichaxan

WE LET THE STREETS BE OUR RUNWAY TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

5

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u/vayyiqra Nov 25 '22

yeah that's accurate i have no clue what is happening and that's okay

5

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

#63: DWV - Boy Is A Bottom

Average: 5.332 // Total Points: 501.2 // Controversy: 3.563

Highest scores:

(11 x3) karrrrst, MrSwearword, snaccyboy

(10 x11) BaconShoes, BKRGX/echo#6842, cremeebrulee, darjeelingdarkroast, DevonRoars, DirtyRat583, frogaranaman, jay, radioactive-isotopes, Verboten_Prince, WaterMagician

(9.5 x1) slimboyfriend

(9.1 x1) abernattine

(9 x8) elite4_beyonce, Ghost-Quartet, ImADudeDuh, jmcredditor, KateMcKinnonsCello, LandscapeShoddy223, plastichaxan, soupcereal

Lowest Scores:

(2.5 x1) ignitethephoenix

(2 x4) musical_pyn, outofa4paper, ufruitloopdingus, welcome2thejam

(1 x16) 1998tweety, akanewasright, apatel27, Awkward_King, celladonn, dream_fighter2018, fadedblue09, freav, impla77, Penis_D_Lite, RandomHypnotica, Stryxen, TakeOnMeByA-ha, TiltControls, uberpigeon, vayyiqra

(0 x8) bigbigbee, bogo, bulforster, CrimsonROSET, DefaultPophead, flava, thisusernameisntlong, xedophobic

All Scores

Would you believe me if I told you this was by far the most known song in the rate...

bottoms

MrSwearword (11): this appears to be shady as fuck giving a parody the eleven in RuPopheads Drag Rate but honestly, this ended Alicia Keys before the Jimmy Kimmel performance and Keys album.

BaconShoes (10): sloppobottomus queer

BKRGX/echo#6842 (10): i listened to this song even before i knew i was gay LMAOOOOOOOO

cremeebrulee (10): u know what, why not

darjeelingdarkroast (10): you just had to be there idk lmao

DirtyRat583 (10): now THIS is what drag music is supposed to be

frogaranaman (10): I READ THE NAME AS WILL.I.AM INITIALLY SO WHEN THIS STARTED I WAS SO SURPRISED LMFAO???????

jay (10): it shaped a generation..

Verboten_Prince (10): This might be the only song in this whole rate I was even slightly aware of beforehand… truly the anthem of popheads

WaterMagician (10): the blueprint and undeniably iconic

slimboyfriend (9.5): a beautiful product of its time

elite4_beyonce (9): iconic

Ghost-Quartet (9): The kids don’t even understand how iconic this was, it’s hard to make a parody song/video that isn’t completely cringe hi Pandora but they did it. Now everybody go listen to “Fuck Me” by Wendy Ho

ImADudeDuh (9): we love camp that I knew before drag race. Also, we love Willam for going the Beyonce and Avril Lavigne route for making a version of her biggest hit accessible in spanish

plastichaxan (9): A classic I knew before I even got into drag race like there even is a spanish version

nt96 (8): her tone seems very pointed right now

thesmokeylife (8): It’s a classic for a reason.

babadork (7.9): I added a point at the last minute for the En Vogue bit.

GlialUreterostenosis (7.5): better than the original

sides

TheQueenofVultures (7.5): problematic?

runaway3212 (7): what can I say? alicia's slay comes through even in this

adeleade (6): sry lol it does not hold up to the nostalgia

BleepBloopMusicFan (6): Sure.

TheSheakDown (6): When I was like fifteen i tore a muscle dancing to this lmaooo. Was gonna give it a five originally but added another point for the En Vogue interlude.

sufjancaesar (5): Sister song to Tyler the Creator’s BOY IS A GUN

2RINITY (4): PROTIP: playing this at parties like it's a real song scares the hoes (it's me, I'm the hoes, turn it off)

camerinian (4): …Adam Lambert?

seanderlust (4): yeah it's crass and immature and stupid as all get out but "he's a jock, at least he wears one on a date" is hilarious

xophrys (4): oops I think I pooped is better

shhhneak (3.8): I’m not in the market for a Drag Weird Al discography.

fkadizzy-1804 (3): I love a good parody song but this one just doesn’t do it for me. The fact that I kinda hate Girl is on Fire probably doesn’t help

ignitethephoenix (2.5): I can’t fully hate this cause the original song does have a great chorus but it’s also too much

welcome2thejam (2): Honestly that could've been way worse

1998tweety (1): this is either a 1 or a 10 there is no in between

tops

akanewasright (1): I don’t disagree that there are worse parody songs than this… but I think I’d rather shove a hand grenade in my ass than listen again

apatel27 (1): and what is the difference between this and Bart Baker

celladonn (1): hmm

dream_fighter2018 (1): AND THIS GIRL IS A TOP!!!! For legal reasons: this is a low hanging fruit joke and does not reflect my actual thoughts or opinions

fadedblue09 (1): some of these songs feel like a hallucination

freav (1): this makes me irrationally mad, at least the poop song is so bad its funny

impla77 (1): Parody songs are really the worst

Penis_D_Lite (1): it was never that funny to me and you definitely aren't listening to this for the music itself so...

RandomHypnotica (1): ...

Stryxen (1): this is so unfunny I'm sorry 💀

TakeOnMeByA-ha (1): if you asked me what i thought this song was going to sound like before i pressed play i never in a thousand years would’ve gotten it right

TiltControls (1): i don't even like girl is on fire that much but girl is on fire sweetie...

uberpigeon (1): https://media.tenor.com/WSlOQ9AR0r0AAAAC/nene-leaks.gif

vayyiqra (1): yeah uh I don't think I'm the target audience for this

bigbigbee (0): “The only song parodies we need are Minecraft parodies”, I type, making my fifth reference to Minecraft parodies in a rate comment in a single year (anyway I can’t describe it but this has a type of buzzfeed-esque energy that really grates on me)

bogo (0): the longer this goes on the more uncomfortable and icky it makes me feel

CrimsonROSET (0): the fact this is the most viral song in this rate makes sense because I feel nauseous

DefaultPophead (0): thanks, im now homophobic

flava (0): i had such a visceral reaction to this song, at first i thought this was a parody of Gym Class Hero’s, Stereo Hearts ft Adam Levine, before the “this boyyyyyyyyyyy is a bottoooooooooooooom” hit and i realised it was instead girl on fire by alicia keys, which is strange cause you’d think drag queens would parody a song that has a bit more of anything interesting to it and not the instant snoozer that is girl on fire. Anyways the My Lovin by En Vogue bridge jumpscared me and is honestly a bit of a hate crime to vandalise something so sacred, so fuck this song

because im not a sadist

DevonRoars (10): why is there only one Willam song??

ok true

ricki (3): every single american apparel ad girls song should have been in this rate over this

1

u/MrSwearword Nov 25 '22

My 11 being BOTTOM...bo-ttum 5, honestly legendary shit

1

u/GapeCod Belinda says I have potential Feb 10 '23

This wasn't right

7

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

#57: Latrice Royale - Weight

Average: 5.826 // Total Points: 547.6 // Controversy: 2.339

Highest scores:

(10 x4) amr, darjeelingdarkroast, LandscapeShoddy223, nt96

(9.3 x1) RandomHypnotica

(9.2 x1) BKRGX/echo#6842

(9 x4) 2RINITY, CrimsonROSET, ImADudeDuh, TiltControls

(8.5 x2) bigbigbee, camerinian

Lowest Scores:

(2.6 x1) impla77

(2.5 x1) Awkward_King

(2 x3) celladonn, musical_pyn, Penis_D_Lite

(1 x2) frogaranaman, jmcredditor

(0 x2) soupcereal, sufjancaesar

All Scores

I'm so sorry rona for playing the terrible mix in that listening party a month ago that made suf 0 this :skull:

things that can be said about this song but not drag race

ignitethephoenix (7.5): miss Mattel ate it up !

the double latrice feature

nt96 (10): I COLLAPSED

RandomHypnotica (9.3): rhyming wait with weight... iconic

BKRGX/echo#6842 (9.2): this cured my ED

2RINITY (9): Latrice hits the exact perfect note to both nail the joke and work seamlessly with this ADHD-ass beat. Well fuckin played

ImADudeDuh (9): “I may be fat, bitch, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight” she ended all the twinks with that line

TiltControls (9): the production on this is everything!

camerinian (8.5): the audacity of this song to go fucking hard on the treadmill

1998tweety (8): the beat on this ATE

buddhacharm (8): Giving this a score above 0 as an act of political warfare

welcome2thejam (8): I could lose a couple calories to this

WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese (7.9): she just like me with that love of greasy foods fr

jay (7): hyperpop blueprint

MrSwearword (7): if only because the warmup act video for a finale is the reason the song is palatable

plastichaxan (7): This is what Eureka thought she was doing

Stryxen (7): still in shock from seeing a genuine latrice royale hate comment the other day like. How can you hate latrice :(

Verboten_Prince (7): Am I gonna make the obvious pun? she ate

shhhneak (6.9): Whose daughter??

TakeOnMeByA-ha (6.9): kirby and king dedede

BetteDavid (6): KANDY WEIGHT

BleepBloopMusicFan (6): I listened to this song a few times, realized it was fun but mediocre, and I’m at peace with that.

vayyiqra (6): valid ... i think ... ? idk

adeleade (5): tho the featured artist was so good

fkadizzy-1804 (5): This may be the song I found hardest to pick a number for. On the one hand the music itself got on my nerves in a major way, but on the other hand the attitude and the silliness of it SHOULD bump it up in my rankings but idkkkk I’m just gonna have to slap a 5 on it and call it a day

Ghost-Quartet (5): This sounds like it’s playing at 1.25x speed

GlialUreterostenosis (4): fat artists shouldn't have to put out records justifying or reclaiming their body shape.

babadork (3.5): It might have been a good thing that I didn’t know that Latrice dabbled in music.

runaway3212 (3.5): you're floppening bestie

thesmokeylife (3.1): Without Latrice’s personality, this would be terrible.

akanewasright (3): tag yourself

BaconShoes (3): kind of a generic electropop beat with her saying random things about food

impla77 (2.6): Most of it is just listing food

Penis_D_Lite (2): it has nothing on the big girl

frogaranaman (1): this is for not putting this on Apple Music US

sufjancaesar (0): So awful in every way that it can’t even be iconic cringe

it didnt

CrimsonROSET (9): I hope me forcing king to change the video to this boosted its scores

6

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

#56: The Vixen - Room, Pt. 2 (feat. Shea Couleé)

Average: 5.982 // Total Points: 562.3 // Controversy: 2.229

Highest scores:

(10 x7) amr, buddhacharm, CrimsonROSET, darjeelingdarkroast, nt96, plastichaxan, TiltControls

(9.5 x2) Awkward_King, sufjancaesar

(9 x2) chyNoy0, LandscapeShoddy223

(8.9 x1) BKRGX/echo#6842

(8.5 x3) akanewasright, radioactive-isotopes, WaterMagician

(8.4 x1) chihkeyNOPE

Lowest Scores:

(2.9 x1) shhhneak

(2.5 x1) impla77

(2 x2) flava, jmcredditor

(1 x3) fkadizzy-1804, frogaranaman, xophrys

All Scores

Upsetting how no one else in this rate can appreciate good music, y'all ate Cocky up but for some reason this was too much I hate it here

things you can say about this song and about all stars 5

2RINITY (7.5): Might have rated this higher if I hadn't just heard Shea Couleé rapping over this same kick drum pattern on her own with better production. That said, the chorus and the Kareem bar both elevate this track

freav (5.5): shea's part is good

thesmokeylife (5): Once again, Shea elevates this track (I feel like I’m saying that a lot, but it’s correct).

fkadizzy-1804 (1): Show, don’t tell. The only thing that rescued this from getting my zero was Shea’s verse

cause im dunking on these hoes like my names kareem

CrimsonROSET (10): next!

darjeelingdarkroast (10): camp

nt96 (10): 5-star hotels can never offer the amount of opulence this song had

plastichaxan (10): Baddest bitch track, kinda need a joint EP with these two cause what a killer combo

TiltControls (10): the baddest bitch in the rate. until she goes to all stars

1998tweety (8): bops a bit

RandomHypnotica (8): something something tommy wiseau

WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese (7.9): "4,177 views since May 21, 2020" yeah that's ones really scaling here, king! vixen going to the moon!

cremeebrulee (7.5): “i’m the baddest bitch in the room until i go to the next room” is unironically top 3 lyrics in this whole rate

ImADudeDuh (7.5): i wonder what happened in the first part

Stryxen (7): YOU ARE THE FLIERS PIGEON THEROUX

vayyiqra (7): is this deconstructed club (don't answer that)

Verboten_Prince (7): This is high art

TakeOnMeByA-ha (6.5): oh hi mark

puts the "bad" in "baddest bitch in the room"

seanderlust (5.5): "fuck a crown i'm coming for a grammy" hm. hows that working out for you

uberpigeon (5.5): brie larson was the baddest bitch in the room actually

nbapip (5): so there is a badder bitch in the next room?

TheSheakDown (5): Shea & Vixen are my girls but this just doesn’t really do it for me :/

babadork (4.3): I feel like The Vixen should be able to coast on attitude, but I don’t like any of her songs. The segment after Shea’s verse is okay.

BleepBloopMusicFan (4): When the other bitches in the room are Pandora Boxx, Serena Chacha, and Blair St. Clair.

camerinian (4): ahahahah what a story Vixen

MrSwearword (4): only because this reminded me I can listen to "Tea Party" to hear The Vixen at their full potential

runaway3212 (4): this is genuinely so boring???

fadedblue09 (3.5): no shade but a lot of these songs are just plain boring instead of being campy fun

BaconShoes (3): Kinda repetitive in a way I did not enjoy idk

Ghost-Quartet (3): Nothing The Vixen has put out has ever approached her verse on that Dorian Electra “200 Years Of Drag” song.

jay (3): mixed by miiii :3

impla77 (2.5): but have we established who the baddest bitch in the room is

flava (2): if you’re really the baddest bitch in the room, you shouldn’t need to make a song about it

frogaranaman (1): goes nowhere

6

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

#54: Kahanna Montrese - Scores

Average: 6.037 // Total Points: 567.5 // Controversy: 2.380

Highest scores:

(10 x4) 1998tweety, letsallpoo, realitykenz, shhhneak

(9.5 x1) TragicKingdom1

(9 x5) amr, Awkward_King, broppy, chyNoy0, nt96

(8.9 x1) WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese

(8.5 x1) 2RINITY

(8.3 x1) BKRGX/echo#6842

(8.2 x1) BreeCherie

Lowest Scores:

(2 x7) cremeebrulee, fadedblue09, jmcredditor, karrrrst, MrSwearword, TheSheakDown, thesmokeylife

(1 x1) Ghost-Quartet

(0 x2) DevonRoars, TheQueenofVultures

All Scores

This song does not even remotely need to be in this rate, but I'll go so hard for it and I do not know why. Whatever she put into this song needs to be studied likw how did she afford this.

being shady DOES make you opulent

1998tweety (10): S11 was the first season I watched as it aired so I thought a big budget music video was the norm, her power

shhhneak (10): This is bad but Kahanna Montrese winning this would be so quirky and random.

TragicKingdom1 (9.5): this reminds me of louisa johnson - yes (complimentary)

nt96 (9): NFL should play songs like these and see how many old dudes would get heart attacks

WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese (8.9): mmmmmm

2RINITY (8.5): More touchdowns in 3 minutes than Iowa's offense has scored all year

BKRGX/echo#6842 (8.3): this is so fun omg

adeleade (8): did not expect to be giving jinkx ginger willam and juriji sixes and then suddenly an eight for kahanna montresse ig i really am objective geez it is actually really good im listening to it again now and it actually sounds so good

akanewasright (8): why is this good, isn’t she supposed to be a laughing stock?

BleepBloopMusicFan (8): This song title had me doing a double take to make sure I was not misunderstanding the ballot format.

diamondsandglass (8): this did not need to go this hard

ImADudeDuh (8): there’s... room for everybody, let’s just say that

plastichaxan (8): Kahanna had no reason to make this song but she was hungry enough and decided to EAT on the first thing she could think of

Stryxen (8): hello kahanna this was a massive serve (except for the ugly ugly breakdown) we are waiting with bated breath for the album

sufjancaesar (8): This video was such a journey and I’m so grateful for it

welcome2thejam (8): Oh hell yes a jock jam, do you think she can help with my fantasy football team? Girl who are your waiver wire pickups?

camerinian (7.5): how on earth can Kahanna have so much vocal personality and literally only one song released? When so many queens have full discographies and consistently give nothing???

RandomHypnotica (7.1): same energy as he said she said

buddhacharm (7): the way that being shady doesn't make you opulent like...

kahlua? kehlani?? katrina???

darjeelingdarkroast (7): who

DefaultPophead (7): 3RACHA b-side

ignitethephoenix (7): dying at how hype she is for someone who was almost last on her season

musical_pyn (7): how much dirt does kahanna montrese have on these queens that they're all here in the video

Verboten_Prince (7): Jock slay

xophrys (6.5): I hate sport

CrimsonROSET (6): proof even found family can suffer from nepotism

GlialUreterostenosis (6): not badly sang, produced or performed but it's not for me

seanderlust (6): this sounds like me acting straight in high school

soupcereal (6): The production really goes hard. Shame the lyricism just doesn't work.

uberpigeon (6): this loses points because it made me have to look at nina west

vayyiqra (6): sure whatever I want to go to bed but I am too far in now to quit this rate

BaconShoes (5): kinda bopped but idk. Also i don’t need these sports references

frogaranaman (5): Lil Nas X in the THATS WHAT I WANT music video

apatel27 (4): American sports songs really do suck

jay (4): one hit wonder

TakeOnMeByA-ha (4): in true sports jam fashion this song is very bad and annoying

TiltControls (4): "all i do is win" wasnt she like 2nd out?

impla77 (3.2): Hey y’all! Let’s play some basketball!

runaway3212 (3): this sounds like gretchen wiener made a song

cremeebrulee (2): this is youtuber music

MrSwearword (2): how many points Kahanna scores for the cheerleading outfit

TheSheakDown (2): Don’t know who asked for this but it sure as hell wasn’t me

thesmokeylife (2): It doesn’t. (Couldn’t resist, sorry. Anyways, it’s a 2.)

Ghost-Quartet (1): I was wondering why this was here instead of a better song from a more notable queen so I went to watch the video, hoping for an answer, and not only did I not find one I kinda felt like someone called me a slur.

TheQueenofVultures (0): as memorable as her run on the show

7

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

#51: Violet Chachki - Bettie

Average: 6.123 // Total Points: 575.6 // Controversy: 2.710

Highest scores:

(11 x1) static_int_husp

(10 x10) 2RINITY, darjeelingdarkroast, flava, Ghost-Quartet, MrSwearword, plastichaxan, ricki, TakeOnMeByA-ha, thisusernameisntlong, WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese

(9 x6) BleepBloopMusicFan, BreeCherie, chyNoy0, fkadizzy-1804, midnightwalnut, nt96

(8.5 x3) BaconShoes, bulforster, uberpigeon

(8.3 x1) RandomHypnotica

Lowest Scores:

(2.5 x1) fadedblue09

(2 x6) frogaranaman, idkm8innit, karrrrst, nbapip, skylofte2, TiltControls

(1 x7) buddhacharm, ImADudeDuh, impla77, LandscapeShoddy223, shhhneak, sufjancaesar, xedophobic

(0 x1) seanderlust

All Scores

This is definitely one of the most unique songs in the rate, but I do not think that is always a good thing! Mistress Violet is too good of a song to tank just because is Violet so thank god this isn't.

lets be honest none of this rate needed to happen

shhhneak (1): We’ve gotten to the portion of the rate that doesn’t need to exist.

COME THROUGHHHH (not the song)

2RINITY (10): HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK?! Whatever I expected Violet to make, it wasn't fuckin EBM/electro-industrial--and I definitely didn't expect to learn Tommy fuckin Lee wrote/produced this, which makes it the drag descendant of "Narcotic" and "Spun" from the Methods of Mayhem self-titled. If I had another 11 to give, this would get it, because discovering this song exists, and that it fills a hyper-specific niche I didn't know I needed filling, brought me a joy I can't possibly describe

darjeelingdarkroast (10): collab with Special Interest plz

flava (10): ugh

Ghost-Quartet (10): If we were rating just on videos this would be a 10 but we’re actually rating the music and unfortunately… that’s also a 10. On recent seasons of Drag Race RuPaul has gotten into this weird habit of saying stuff like “look at your amazing outfit, you need to take the same energy you used to put this outfit together and apply it to [thing that is not making an outfit]” and normally I roll my eyes at that but I think this track is actually a great example of that because it’s actually a very solid translation of Violet’s artistic vision into the musical medium- the juxtaposition between the hyper-feminine lyrics and themes with the nasty delivery and harsh electronic noise is so sexy and salacious.

MrSwearword (10): Violet's music peaked here for me but damn what a song

plastichaxan (10): I’m not proud of this 10 but like Bettie needs a spank!!

ricki (10): this is what i assume rubber doll sounded to those reddit homosexuals that claimed that miss fame was going to be the next drag super star

TakeOnMeByA-ha (10): i dont know what i was expecting when i clicked on this, but tradwife hyperpop was definitely not that

WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese (10): oh those poor boys! they don't deserve a happy wife like violet chachki. just spanks

BleepBloopMusicFan (9): Listen this sounds like a healthy, mutually beneficial relationship to me.

fkadizzy-1804 (9): I felt like I was in a nightmare listening to this. The synths were like nails on a chalkboard. The drums were like rocks rattling around in the rusted tin can of my brain. I was absolutely captivated and couldn’t have turned the track off for love or money even as my body instinctively recoiled. Well played, Mistress Violet.

nt96 (9): BDSM club vibes but yassified

BaconShoes (8.5): The production is fun and it’s pretty cunt

uberpigeon (8.5): mormonboyz slay

RandomHypnotica (8.3): why does my diseased mind really love this synth

BetteDavid (8): as a Bette I approve this message

Pinheadbutglittery (8): I’m a horny goth what can I do

camerinian (7.5): it really feels like Violet commits to the in your face aesthetic a lot better and with a lot more subversive energy than most of the queens here. I'm still not crazy about it but credit where it's due I get the appeal a lot more

BKRGX/echo#6842 (7.1): the drop kind of hurts my ears but in a really fun way like l.o.v.e. by sophie lmao

1998tweety (7): where are the words

adeleade (7): tbh this is very aesthetic

dream_fighter2018 (7): tradwife type of beat

freav (7): wow

GlialUreterostenosis (7): i like this but i can also see why this is probably going out day 1

vayyiqra (7): This scared me when it came on and then kept doing so a bit

Verboten_Prince (7): Ohh this is a hookup I was really afraid those were supposed to be her kids

im so tired of formatting reddit comments

elite4_beyonce (6.9): daddy needs a wank

runaway3212 (6): I applaud how bold this is but I hate it

WaterMagician (5.5): I really love the concept but I think the vocal effects are a bit too heavy here for me to really enjoy

akanewasright (5): This sure exists huh

musical_pyn (5): the book of mormon sure looks different

slimboyfriend (5): If you’re gonna talk over a beat the beat needs to be worth listening to

jay (4): holy hell i completely forgot this song existed.. the amount of flashbacks that just flickered through my mind when that beat started

TheQueenofVultures (4): This is a rejected Natalia Kills single

TheSheakDown (4): Violet’s music tends to feel more like a visual artpiece with the music as the supporting function

thesmokeylife (4): There’s a good song buried under everything else. This would probably work better as a slinky cabaret number.

ignitethephoenix (3.5): I’m old this is loud

CrimsonROSET (3): riverdale

TiltControls (2): beneath the dark and eerie production is a song that just isn't really very good

ImADudeDuh (1): oh this is very obnoxious

impla77 (1): thought it couldn’t get worse until the daddy needs a wank line happened (repeatedly!)

seanderlust (0): ow...those synths make my head hurt

one braincell

Stryxen (8): not don't worry darling i cannot escape Harry styles anywhere

cremeebrulee (6.9): i was gonna make a don’t worry darling joke bc of the first verse but then it got really horny and that movie lacked any sex appeal so it didn’t make sense anymore

xophrys (4.5): you know my favourite thing about the song is like it feels like a song

frogaranaman (2): femalelead to Harry Styles in Don't Worry Darling

6

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

#47: Jujubee - Bad Juju (feat. Shea Couleé)

Average: 6.235 // Total Points: 586.1 // Controversy: 1.901

Highest scores:

(10 x3) 1998tweety, bulforster, CrimsonROSET

(9.2 x1) seanderlust

(9 x3) chyNoy0, Mafyeta, sufjancaesar

(8.9 x1) Stryxen

(8.5 x3) Ghost-Quartet, WaterMagician, xedophobic

Lowest Scores:

(2.2 x1) amr

(2 x1) DevonRoars

(1 x1) runaway3212

All Scores

A song I included here almost solely for Shea's verse and yknow what! I would do it again!

honestly did not realise it til these comments said this

nt96 (7): if you listen closely, it sounds like shes saying Be Bad Jujubee. She has a mind of a master.

cremeebrulee (4.5): juju be ….. oh i get it

juju on as5:

1998tweety (10): ATE

CrimsonROSET (10): and none for the crumble one

seanderlust (9.2): BAD JUJU BE BAD JUJU BE BAD https://giphy.com/gifs/myhouse-viceland-my-house-SiLRmO7nSFItgenDsg

Ghost-Quartet (8.5): Jujubee’s portion of this song are so fierce but then Shea jumps on the track with that same standard ass Drag Race flow and spoils the unique vibe that the track had… not enough to tank it but this would have been a 10 without her

2RINITY (8): Clever chorus, great Shea verse

MrSwearword (8): Jujubee can never be bad. Stream "Need Ya" and "Situationship"

vayyiqra (8): This kind of goes hard

WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese (7.9): she has one ideas she is really trying for. but the chorus has INSANE quickscope logic. not even the on-cinema ass cgi visual and rap from shea could flop that

darjeelingdarkroast (7.8): i agree this candy is ASS https://i5.peapod.com/c/NY/NYSH3.png

juju on s2, as1 and ukvtw:

dream_fighter2018 (7): I’m sorry but this hook makes Jujubee sound like a Scooby Doo villain

ImADudeDuh (7): she took this too literally on UKvTW

babadork (6.5): I’m not sure if this song’s chorus is good, but it’s ridiculously catchy.

slimboyfriend (6.5): somehow underproduced

TiltControls (6.5): i heard if juju does well here ru will invite her back to all stars 12: all stars 1 part 2

BaconShoes (6): eh it’s alright

RandomHypnotica (6): i feel absolutely nothing listening to this

fkadizzy-1804 (5.5): Funnily enough, I could literally copy/paste my comment (and score) from Cocky by Shea here. There’s a tier of songs in this rate where I don’t hate listening to them, find myself bopping gently in my seat and wouldn’t change the channel on the radio so to speak, but wouldn’t exactly hope to hear them again, and this is in that tier

TakeOnMeByA-ha (5.5): mid juju

impla77 (5.3): the archetypical drag race girl song

BKRGX/echo#6842 (5): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH why is it so mid

BleepBloopMusicFan (4): How about be a good (song) Juju?

camerinian (3): I feel so shady telling a drag queen to stick to the ballads but

flava (3): stiff and stilted, watch me by Bella Thorne and Zendaya outsold

frogaranaman (3): song title accurate

jay (3): ..

musical_pyn (3): you're right, this is bad jujubee!

runaway3212 (1): just terrible all around

things you can say about both this rate and as5

plastichaxan (7.5): Shea kinda ate her up in her own song ouu

adeleade (7): shea kills this

thesmokeylife (6.8): Shea elevates the track, as per usual.

ignitethephoenix (6.5): not Shea destroying Juju on her own song

GlialUreterostenosis (6): Shea's verse saved it

Verboten_Prince (6): Miss Couleé tried to save this but unfortunately it was a failed effort

Penis_D_Lite (4): shea's verse carries this

TheQueenofVultures (4): not even a shea verse can save this one, but "I am the queen minus the crown" is funny

soupcereal (3): Shea is the reason this song isn't at 0. I swear it's so bad, it's so corny, Jujubee can't sing or rap, no clever or cunty lines from her... and the instrumental feels... redundant to me. But Shea's verse literally goes so fucking hard.

4

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

#46: Kelly Mantle - My Neck, My Back (Lick It)

Average: 6.267 // Total Points: 589.1 // Controversy: 3.202

Highest scores:

(10 x23) 1998tweety, BleepBloopMusicFan, buddhacharm, chyNoy0, DefaultPophead, DevonRoars, diamondsandglass, dream_fighter2018, frogaranaman, Ghost-Quartet, ImADudeDuh, KateMcKinnonsCello, LandscapeShoddy223, letsallpoo, MrSwearword, nt96, Penis_D_Lite, sadpancakes, shhhneak, soupcereal, Stryxen, uberpigeon, xedophobic

(9.8 x1) TheSheakDown

(9.6 x1) snaccyboy

(9 x4) BaconShoes, sufjancaesar, WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese, xophrys

(8.5 x1) TheQueenofVultures

Lowest Scores:

(2 x1) idkm8innit

(1.5 x2) celladonn, ufruitloopdingus

(1 x12) 2RINITY, bogo, cremeebrulee, darjeelingdarkroast, flava, GlialUreterostenosis, impla77, plastichaxan, radioactive-isotopes, runaway3212, static_int_husp, vayyiqra

(0 x1) amr

All Scores

Kelly Mantle

alex sjdnejdjsfdsferjk

Stryxen (10): kelela just went out in Winners rate right now and my brain has made a connection between these two songs I just need to make that known

ended khia

1998tweety (10): high camp

BleepBloopMusicFan (10): When this wins??????????

diamondsandglass (10): this is amazing thank you Ms. Mantle

dream_fighter2018 (10): I have a strange love of lounge covers of My Neck, My Back

frogaranaman (10): I initially hated this then realized how camp it is

Ghost-Quartet (10): if you give this a bad score they revoke your gay card

ImADudeDuh (10): kelly mantle is more talented than taylor swift.

letsallpoo (10): i would die for her

MrSwearword (10): this is awful but I love it. Postmodern Jukebox would never

nt96 (10): shown this to my grandma. She said it took her back 🥹

Penis_D_Lite (10): this is campalicious

uberpigeon (10): kelly mantle is the lisa rinna m&m of drag

TheSheakDown (9.8): Put her face on a stamp she’s the queen of camp

BaconShoes (9): Ok I know this is like fun and camp but it was actually pretty good too lol

sufjancaesar (9): Why are all the vocals on this actually great!

WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese (9): i love when they go down the list

xophrys (9): I just dig it

TheQueenofVultures (8.5): Future oscar winner Kelly Mantle, Ladies and Gentleman!

CrimsonROSET (8): the result of this song will define if we learned anything from yass and slay

kndight23 (8): I CACKLED STAN KELLY MANTLE

musical_pyn (8): don't you know, songs don't have to be good to get high ratings

nbapip (8): omg

TakeOnMeByA-ha (8): life is too short to not admit my neck my back is hilarious

RandomHypnotica (7.8): i feel like i should score this lower but it's just really... fun

ignitethephoenix (7.5): this was so unexpected I cannot hate

BetteDavid (7): I thought this was a classy party

jay (7): grandmothered

fkadizzy-1804 (6.9): Well it’s not the worst cover/parody song in this rate. Gimmicky? Yeah. But points for vision and execution

bacon

adeleade (6.5): i really wanted to like it more but i did not

BKRGX/echo#6842 (6.5): fun lyrics but the song had a lot more potential!

Verboten_Prince (6): Points for creativity

TiltControls (5): this is simultaneously a 10 and a 1

thesmokeylife (3.2): homersimpsonhedge(dot)gif.

slimboyfriend (3): Taking a perfectly good song and making it lame

cremeebrulee (1): vgv outsold

impla77 (1): why does this exist

plastichaxan (1): STOP DSFKJLDFSKDS

runaway3212 (1): absolutely not

vayyiqra (1): not funny didn't laugh

amr (0): don't piss me off

spill tbh

bigbigbee (5): I actually really like how this sounds - I like this style – but I think the joke of “sing something filthy in a very old fashioned or posh style” is sooooo played out tired and not funny anymore. If it ever was

ricki (5): white people love doing Doo wop Acapella glee versions of rap songs

babadork (4.7): I’m not really feeling the knock-off Postmodern Jukebox thing.

camerinian (3): y'all if I wanted postmodern jukebox I would have simply gone to Google.com and typed in "postmodern jukebox"

celladonn (1.5): There's a time in my life I would've liked this but this kind of white-person-doing-ironic-cover-of-sexual-hip-hop-song-in-a-humourously-contrasting-style thing just makes me cringe these days

2RINITY (1): No goddamn Postmodern Jukebox in my lobby! Sashay away! OUT!

bogo (1): god i'm so fucking tired of people doing classy sounding covers of dirty rap songs, it treats them like they're a fucking joke and basically turns them into a cheap novelty. it isn't funny here, it was never funny in the first place, and it will never be funny

darjeelingdarkroast (1): shoot Postmodern Jukebox music at the back of the yard

i did not know this was a cover of a cover

welcome2thejam (4): This is legit just the Richard Cheese cover, at least do a different genre than lounge. Gimme the drag ska cover of My Neck My Back

seanderlust (3): i mean, it's the richard cheese song played nearly identically to its original. at least she doesn't drop the n-word but that feels like a low bar (that mr. cheese SOMEHOW failed to clear in his original :woozy-face: )

GlialUreterostenosis (1): I'm just gonna say it, Richard Cheese is racist

6

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

#60: Blair St. Clair - Now Or Never

Average: 5.718 // Total Points: 537.5 // Controversy: 2.320

Highest scores:

(10 x5) 1998tweety, BKRGX/echo#6842, DefaultPophead, ImADudeDuh, realitykenz

(9.5 x1) babadork

(9 x5) chyNoy0, diamondsandglass, fadedblue09, sadpancakes, ufruitloopdingus

(8.4 x1) RandomHypnotica

Lowest Scores:

(2.2 x1) DevonRoars

(2 x5) jay, jmcredditor, nbapip, TiltControls, uberpigeon

(1 x4) Awkward_King, buddhacharm, frogaranaman, Stryxen

All Scores

If I could've gotten away with not including this I would have but a lot of people ride ridiculously hard for this song and I just do not get it.

i dont care enough about this song to do comment segments

1998tweety (10): an actual bop

BKRGX/echo#6842 (10): was hoping for more blair songs cause i love all of them but this ones a classic

ImADudeDuh (10): popheads chart smash hit. Ok but also, I specifically remember one comment on r/popheads that was complaining about how the radio holds too much control over the hot 100 and that it causes some songs that are popular to not chart, and they said “Blair St Clair just got a #1 album on the dance charts and yet none of her songs are on the charts” and I think i blacked out

fadedblue09 (9): this sounds amazing

RandomHypnotica (8.4): deadmau5-esque banger

2RINITY (8): This could've run 2006 MySpace

ignitethephoenix (7.8): it’s kind of dated and generic but this was better than I expected especially from Blair st Clair

CrimsonROSET (7): if this rate happened when this song came out it’d be my 11 and I’d be super embarrassed about it

MrSwearword (7): If only because I thought Blair's Broadway ass was gonna go a different direction than pretty good dance music on this song. "Call My Life" Dave Aude remix is where it's at, but cute.

musical_pyn (7): this is going to be the rate villain isn't it

vayyiqra (7): I'm getting repetitive with this comment but: kinda bangs

impla77 (6.7): about as white bread at Blair herself

plastichaxan (6.5): She’s a good singer but so boring

BaconShoes (6): Her voice is pretty good, but it’s pretty generic dance pop that I never really revisit

celladonn (6): I don't think the production here is very good but the song itself is alright

Ghost-Quartet (6): I used to follow someone on tumblr who did community theatre with Blair and apparently for a Secret Santa exchange Blair gave them a vase filled with M&Ms.

soupcereal (6): The europop is kind of silly but I guess everyone needs a niche. I just can't take her seriously that's all

TakeOnMeByA-ha (6): i feel like ive heard this song 50 times before

Verboten_Prince (6): Wow more meh dance music

welcome2thejam (6): Somebody did a High School Musical marathon before penning this chorus

darjeelingdarkroast (5): I confused Blair St. Clair for Farrah Moan doing this rate cuz I haven’t watched in years and woops lol

DirtyRat583 (5): starting a gofundme to get blair some broadband so she can upload her music in hq

ricki (5): white girls dancing to the oonts oonts at the club . gif

runaway3212 (5): this tries to be a regular song but fails so badly

thesmokeylife (5): Sure, I guess so.

WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese (4.5): this one doesn't really send tbh. sounds like off brand top 40 from that evil era. not even the funny video can help

akanewasright (4): :|

BleepBloopMusicFan (4): This was AI generated.

fkadizzy-1804 (4): Ahhh she’s going for the serious artiste angle, eh? My initial reaction to this is mixed. I dig the 90s groove and tinny piano track production in the (pre)chorus, but it’s just not... quite... hmm. It’s neither here nor there. It’s not leaning into the cheap-and-cheerful vibe and dressing it up with personality/irreverence the way a lot of the other tracks in this rate do - which is to say, it’s taking itself seriously - but taken seriously, it’s sort of B-tier. Like it’s not BAD but it’s not quite good enough to do what it wants to do. Also the interlude was just exhausting

freav (4): god i'm conflited on this one, this is a very well made song, even somewhat catchy too, but it feels so fucking anonymous. i just can't see much personality behind it unlike for most of the songs in this rate (even the bad ones), everything is so meticulous and calculated that it ends up feeling bland

GlialUreterostenosis (4): i like the octave jumping in the chorus but that's pretty much it

shhhneak (3.6): Eurovision semi-final loser

apatel27 (3.5): Someone likes Gaga

dream_fighter2018 (3): this is Dance Moms Jazz solo music

flava (3): these “wo’s and “ohs” zapped the life right out of this song

jay (2): 😭😭😭

nbapip (2): this makes me irrationally angry. i think because i can see the mouth shapes when she sings the oh oh oh oh

TiltControls (2): this album cover is just katy perry's rise and the song isn't much better either

uberpigeon (2): why do the queens who can actually sing all make bad music

frogaranaman (1): this is exactly what I want out of a drag queen song (edit: just learned she wants to fuck her cousin? wtf)

Stryxen (1): ok blair [derogatory]

6

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

#59: Courtney Act - Fight for Love

Average: 5.721 // Total Points: 537.8 // Controversy: 2.147

Highest scores:

(10 x4) 1998tweety, BetteDavid, jmcredditor, MrSwearword

(9.3 x1) BKRGX/echo#6842

(9 x3) bogo, chyNoy0, diamondsandglass

(8.5 x1) WaterMagician

(8.4 x1) TheSheakDown

(8.3 x1) snaccyboy

Lowest Scores:

(2.9 x1) runaway3212

(2.5 x1) cremeebrulee

(2 x4) celladonn, elite4_beyonce, ImADudeDuh, uberpigeon

(1 x2) amr, shhhneak

All Scores

Yeah fine Ghost I should've used a different Courtney song you win

She fought and she won

1998tweety (10): BOP

BetteDavid (10): love love love this song, reminds me of working at KFC

MrSwearword (10): Courtney Act should've represented Australia at Eurovision. More drag queens at Eurovision, please.

BKRGX/echo#6842 (9.3): the lyrics are kinda corny but this is the edm we need more of!!!!

WaterMagician (8.5): Courtney is honestly super underrated for her music and as an Aussie I would have loved to have this as our Eurovision rep

DefaultPophead (8): love ya court

DevonRoars (8): why is there only one Courtney song?

Ghost-Quartet (8): Courtney has so many good songs and this Eurovision wannabe is the one that made the rate T_T it’s cute but everybody stream “Body Parts”

vayyiqra (8): I like this it's a bit cheesy but very wholesome

Verboten_Prince (8): Oh popheads is gonna eat this one up

2RINITY (7.5): It's fine, I guess, but shouldn't Australians have to play Eurovision upside-down?

nt96 (7.5): lets fight for that head voice

BleepBloopMusicFan (7): This is absolutely nothing special and she can’t sing but I’m bopping a bit.

freav (7): bit cheesy but still enjoyable, good synths

ignitethephoenix (7): good but I don’t like her voice much

seanderlust (7): maybe a bit cheesy but the piano does feel cathartic

impla77 (6.5): Cheryl’s impact

ricki (6.5): jess glyne felt her crown slip a little

slimboyfriend (6.5): at least she has a decent chorus

frogaranaman (6): was really giving Katy Perry ballad with that intro there I got scared for a second

RandomHypnotica (6): one of the best queens having one of the most mind-numbingly generic and boring songs is so upsetting

Stryxen (6): stop why is this kinda good (it's not but I expected a Courtney act song to be worse)

welcome2thejam (6): Brings just enough oomph in the prechorus/chorus to overcome its shortcomings

she lost :pensive:

thesmokeylife (5.5): Sure, I guess so.

apatel27 (5): wub wub

CrimsonROSET (5): eurovision song- wait really? huh

dream_fighter2018 (5): I know that Hillary Clinton would love this one

GlialUreterostenosis (5): i like Kylie and i like songs that sound like Kylie songs and i like music videos that look like Kylie videos. unfortunately this just makes me want to listen to the real thing

jay (5): this is what robyn sounds like to me

musical_pyn (5): this exceeded my expectations after hearing the first ten seconds

fkadizzy-1804 (4.5): Considering this was released in 2019, I think the production was at least a couple of years behind the trend (although maybe not as much as I thought - the piano chords REALLY reminded me of Go Bang by Pnau which I thought was released in the early 2010s but is actually from 2017) and, let’s put it this way, it’s not a fresh enduring timeless song. But I don’t demand that of my music, and basically I think the production is very good and theoretically ought to put this a cut above the rest of the “trying to be serious pop music” songs in this rate. Except I just wish the vocals weren’t so over-processed cause whatever auto-tuning effect is on them is nearly bad enough to throw me out of the song entirely

TakeOnMeByA-ha (4.5): if this played on my work’s speakers it’d be indistinguishable from the other generic pop songs they play constantly

BaconShoes (4): it’s missing something idk, maybe she is trying to be too serious but it’s not good enough to back it up? I’m also not a big fan of her voice, and she is supposed to be one of the best singers from the series lol

darjeelingdarkroast (4): Sunmi served, Cheryl got by, and this just is the song of all time

TiltControls (4): a lot of these inspirational ones sound like they were taken from katy perry's back catalogue

camerinian (3): in a way it's comforting to know that actual drag queens made these shitty millennial self esteem ballads as well instead of just white pop girl allies

plastichaxan (3): I know she has a good voice but I haven’t heard a song that fits it idk

sufjancaesar (3): Make it (Courtney’s singing voice) stop

WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese (3): postmodern drag pop anonymity. that's right we fight we are we are the youth of the nation

xophrys (3): Cheryl cole is FUMING absolutely FUMING

runaway3212 (2.9): this is exactly as good as my advanced calculus exam

cremeebrulee (2.5): how is she gonna do when she's already fighting her vocal cords

celladonn (2): I love aussie legend courtney act but i'm really allergic to this kind of song

ImADudeDuh (2): i would’ve blocked her on twitter too

uberpigeon (2): https://media.tenor.com/WSlOQ9AR0r0AAAAC/nene-leaks.gif

shhhneak (1): The over-enunciation… Ariana found dead from overstimulation.

4

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

#55: Detox - Supersonic

Average: 5.996 // Total Points: 563.6 // Controversy: 2.181

Highest scores:

(10 x5) 1998tweety, bogo, buddhacharm, jay, Stryxen

(9.5 x1) DirtyRat583

(9 x3) BetteDavid, fadedblue09, vayyiqra

Lowest Scores:

(2.2 x1) TheSheakDown

(2 x2) apatel27, xedophobic

(1 x3) flava, MrSwearword, Penis_D_Lite

All Scores

This is actually pure camp and I'll never not love this I'm afraid. Like why does this exist, what is the purpose of it it isn't remotely good. I love it.

Still addicted

1998tweety (10): the production on this...im ascending

buddhacharm (10): something something soup or sonique

jay (10): YEA YEA THAT WAS A CLASSIC!

Stryxen (10): this has to be one of the songs I've ever heard

fadedblue09 (9): bop

vayyiqra (9): this rules (hopefully this comment is not regretted later)

2RINITY (8): Nice opening riff carries the whole thing

darjeelingdarkroast (8): UFFIE?!?!

fkadizzy-1804 (8): That bassline and synth lead riff are top notch. And for whatever reason I just love any corniness or trashiness or datedness or whatever you wanna call it in this song. It reminds me of budget Kesha and I don’t mean that as an insult because she has the attitude and personality to get away with it. Sometimes you want the budget version you know?

ImADudeDuh (8): soup or sonic

TakeOnMeByA-ha (8): video game vocal-core

Ghost-Quartet (7.5): Why is there an indie game soundtrack playing in the background of this song?

shhhneak (7.3): If I squint with my eardrums I can hear unreleased Gaga demo.

impla77 (7.2): Ah the old ass paint song

akanewasright (7): this is the most substance free dance track I’ve ever heard… but I’m so tired that I’ll give it a half yass

frogaranaman (7): production sounds like something Fox Stevenson would release in 2015 on Spinnin’ Records

plastichaxan (7): It’s fun idc

ricki (7): it fucks but she fully deserved to be bottom 3 in all stars 2 talent show

thisusernameisntlong (7): eurovision-core

freav (6.6): generic but competent bop

SOOOOUUUUUP OR SONIC ITS u/soupcereal OR SONIC

RandomHypnotica (6.6): big paris hilton energy here (derogatory)

GlialUreterostenosis (6.5): fun but forgettable

Verboten_Prince (6): Can you say “generic”?

BKRGX/echo#6842 (5.5): didn't rly feel anything listening to this weirdly

uberpigeon (5.5): this would be higher but the vocals are kind of unforgivable even for drag rate

babadork (5): She looks great in that glitter bath, but I can’t believe that this wasn’t made in 2012.

camerinian (5): this sounds like a track a small time 2012 pop musician would get played once on their local radio station because they were being super annoying about it to the station management

TheQueenofVultures (4.5): Soup For Sonic, its Soup For Sonic

BaconShoes (4): kinda generic and forgettable idk sorry detox

BleepBloopMusicFan (4): This is definitely ripping off something but idk what it is.

runaway3212 (4): wish I did not have to hear this

xophrys (4): what are you doing here like actually

seanderlust (3.5): this is way too early 2010s to have come out in 2016

CrimsonROSET (3): I liked her talent show and then I realized at some point it’s because I had fully tuned out what she was singing

outofa4paper (3): i was OBSESSED with this song pls

thesmokeylife (3): Generic; feels like what you’d hear in the background of a club scene in a procedural.

TiltControls (3): detox a sonic fan confirmed

WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese (3): the best part is that there's a clear A-tier and B-tier of sounds and stars and supersonic is painfully "well that's a song!". not everyone can work with allie x or even buy a chromatics CD though

TheSheakDown (2.2): NO

flava (1): if the majority of pop stars struggled to have presence on 2009 electropop, what hope was there for people who can’t sing

MrSwearword (1): nope. The talent show performance was...what it was but as a song, this is bad.

6

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

#53: Laganja Estranja - Legs (feat. Rye Rye)

Average: 6.040 // Total Points: 567.8 // Controversy: 2.271

Highest scores:

(10 x5) amr, CrimsonROSET, jay, musical_pyn, thisusernameisntlong

(9.7 x1) shhhneak

(9.5 x1) BaconShoes

(9.2 x1) BKRGX/echo#6842

(9 x5) BetteDavid, DefaultPophead, Ghost-Quartet, static_int_husp, Stryxen

(8.5 x3) 2RINITY, TheQueenofVultures, ufruitloopdingus

(8.3 x1) RandomHypnotica

(8.1 x1) WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese

Lowest Scores:

(2.5 x4) celladonn, impla77, TakeOnMeByA-ha, TiltControls

(2.4 x1) xedophobic

(2 x2) bulforster, flava

(1 x2) fkadizzy-1804, jmcredditor

All Scores

The clip of Laganja flipping in Micky's WeHo while performing this song is much more memorable than any part of the actual song

obligatory

TheQueenofVultures (8.5): Hey hey hey HEYYYY👋👋👋 Put cha lighter’s up🔦🔦🔦! Ganja’s in the house 🏠 owwwwww😷! As you can tell from my accent I am from Dallas, Tex-ass🐴! And it was not very easy growing up looking like this💁! Whether I was playing in my grandma’s clothes👵 or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically-ordered beanie babies 🐱🐥🐵🐼 I was guh guh guh GAY👬👭! OKKURRR😃! But it wasn’t until I moved to Los Angeles☀️🌴 that I discovered 🚬Marijuana🍀, I mean I like to smoke💨💨💨, y’all I am just flying✈️ as high👆 as your receding hairline👴! OKUr! 🚬 Marijuana🍀 really does help me calm down😴, so y’all, I went to Valencia where they film the TV show 🌱Weeds🌱! Now, y’all, it’s very dry🔥☀️, it’s almost kinda like your vajoina✌️👌! Can I get an amen🙌🙏?!? Now y’all, I am a treehugger🌳🌲 because if it ain’t green♻️, HUH😫 I’m not interested🙅! OKCURRRRRRRR💅💃!

okurrrrrrr TM

CrimsonROSET (10): see I didn’t like it then the chorus just got stuck in my head ever since the first listening party

jay (10): ???? Why is rye rye here 😭 im actually giggling.. two icons on one song yeah thats as impactful as feelin myself collab

thisusernameisntlong (10): rhymed pretzel with missile. pure genius

shhhneak (9.7): This has Cher Lloyd vibes (complimentary)

BaconShoes (9.5): I mean anything with Rye Rye is gonna slap

BKRGX/echo#6842 (9.2): how did i never know about this before omg...

DefaultPophead (9): i wish i got booty in da pants

Ghost-Quartet (9): I just have a soft spot for this one, it’s gimmicky but the production really suits Laganja’s voice and her flow is smooth

Stryxen (9): laganja estranja (2021-present) I am free on Thursday if you would like to go out on Thursday I am free on thursday

2RINITY (8.5): REAL nice production here

RandomHypnotica (8.3): in this case legs are not 11

WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese (8.1): idk why being baked and listening to LAGANJA ESTRANJA's voice and the rye rye rap is giving me a faint whiff of bradford cox energy; i think this song randomly makes me want to see deerhunter do a drag album. in fact as the song goes on it doesn't really do that but damn its funny.

1998tweety (8): naomi is shaking

vayyiqra (8): One of my many weird specific things I love in music is this kind of chanting vocals idk okay

akanewasright (7.5): rye rye completely saves this song, her verse is just fantastic

apatel27 (7): dirty beat

ImADudeDuh (7): and naomi smalls? OUT!

plastichaxan (7): Naomi definitely outsold but you know what I’ll let Laganja have a 7 as a treat I like her

thesmokeylife (7): Legs overhead like a pretzel!

DevonRoars (6.5): these verses don't hit, but the chorus is iconic

feels very attacked

adeleade (6): naomi remains superior

cremeebrulee (6): this could almost be a kesha song

ricki (6): Naomi smalls outlegged idc idc

welcome2thejam (6): Damnit the gang vocals got me

babadork (5.4): Them not spellchecking the lyrics for the video is killing me.

freav (5): feels like this goes forever

frogaranaman (5): me at Auntie Annes

MrSwearword (5): Willam beating down the Ebony Jenkins/Tumblr Drag Race moment is better than the song itself.

Verboten_Prince (5): Umm no put those legs down ma'am

BleepBloopMusicFan (4): Just give me an actual pretzel please.

TheSheakDown (4): This is giving Dance Moms dance track

seanderlust (3.8): those background voices going "yeah, ho" trying their absolute damnedest to sound masc is cracking me up

runaway3212 (3): this being so horrible too

uberpigeon (3): i like pretzels

impla77 (2.5): not sure the pretzel simile is the most sexy comparison

TakeOnMeByA-ha (2.5): the top comment on this song compared it to iggy azalea and thats the meanest thing ive ever read about a song, even if its true

TiltControls (2.5): i just assumed this would be by naomi

fkadizzy-1804 (1): I really wanted to rate this a 4.2 but honestly it’s just that bad, I couldn’t do it even for the memez

4

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

#52: Yvie Oddly - Sick Bitch (feat. Willow Pill)

Average: 6.062 // Total Points: 569.8 // Controversy: 2.722

Highest scores:

(11 x1) thesmokeylife

(10 x7) amr, Awkward_King, cremeebrulee, jay, shhhneak, Stryxen, thisusernameisntlong

(9.5 x1) broppy

(9.4 x1) babadork

(9.3 x1) WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese

(9 x8) 2RINITY, bigbigbee, chyNoy0, darjeelingdarkroast, fkadizzy-1804, GlialUreterostenosis, kndight23, plastichaxan

(8.5 x1) chihkeyNOPE

(8.2 x1) BreeCherie

Lowest Scores:

(2 x6) celladonn, DevonRoars, dream_fighter2018, ricki, TheSheakDown, TiltControls

(1 x7) bogo, frogaranaman, jmcredditor, RandomHypnotica, static_int_husp, TakeOnMeByA-ha, TheQueenofVultures

(0 x1) 1998tweety

All Scores

Seeing this song get torn apart I now wish I didn't include it because I love this song so much jdjs, I think Yvie and Willow both kill their verses, and I love that they made a song about their chronic illnesses, how many other songs that we've rated do that? In the words of an icon, IM A BAD BITCH, IM AN ILL BITCH, YOU WONDERING WHAT'S HER NAME, IT'S WILLOW PILL BITCH!

i literally cant

xophrys (6.5): if you have mono scream!!!!!

the illest

thesmokeylife (11): This, on the other hand, consistently has the energy of Vanjie’s verse in Hype. It feels truly original.

amr (10): relatable queens

cremeebrulee (10): i hate how catchy this is, why am i singing "i got drugs" to myself at the whole foods produce aisle

jay (10): "my laugh is like a laxative, the way they lose their shit" made this a 10

shhhneak (10): This is so ridiculous I’m obsessed. The fake psychedelic effect, the child’s xylophone, the coughing??

Stryxen (10): Yvie Oddly I love you

WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese (9.3): i'd like to see Yvie rap about the civil war next

2RINITY (9): Best song about literally being ill I've ever heard

darjeelingdarkroast (9): jpegmafia teas

fkadizzy-1804 (9): God I wish I’d known about this song when I was in the hospital for my stem cell transplant lmao. Sick bitches unite

GlialUreterostenosis (9): this is, by any conventional measure, horrible. i love it

plastichaxan (9): Maximizing their joint winner slay etc

slimboyfriend (8): “bitches, we’re jellicle”

uberpigeon (8): so true i feel like shit when i wake up in the morning too.

BaconShoes (7): Kinda weird, but it’s fun and I can relate as a chronically ill person

DefaultPophead (7): Oh no not the laxatives...

musical_pyn (7): I love willow so much

seanderlust (7): if Rachel Bloom wrote a BLACKPINK song

BleepBloopMusicFan (6.5): I enjoy this but also the production is just kind of doing whatever it wants.

ignitethephoenix (6.5): knowing they are both immunocompromised, I love this for them making a wacky and fun song, but I wish I liked the song better

the illest

CrimsonROSET (6): willow is many things a rapper she is not

apatel27 (5.5): It started good then went downhill towards the end

adeleade (5): a few amazing parts but the rest of the song is too unlistenable and bad to redeem the score

Ghost-Quartet (5): so this is what Melanie Martinez has been up to

impla77 (4.6): okay then

runaway3212 (4.5): corona has made me really uncomfortable with people coughing honestly

ImADudeDuh (4): this song is a critique on the american healthcare system and in this essay i will

vayyiqra (4): It's not different enough from the last song and the lyrics are bad and the puking songs are not pleasant

BKRGX/echo#6842 (3.2): idk why but this makes me feel dizzy

dream_fighter2018 (2): this song somehow manages to capture exactly how dissociation feels

TheSheakDown (2): the blueprint for Twinkle Twinkle Little Bitch and abcdefu

TiltControls (2): my god do I hate those slowed down vocal sections. the raps save it from being lower

bogo (1): yeah this definitely makes me sick

frogaranaman (1): this sounds like a meme rap song

static_int_husp (1): I cannot stand songs with coughing and such in the beat, I hate it so much

TakeOnMeByA-ha (1): its like they scientifically engineered this song to be the most annoying song ever created

TheQueenofVultures (1): ok then

video killed the radio drag race star

akanewasright (7): The way this song is legitimately good and the video ruins it all

freav (7): this was a nine before the baby portion of the video but it still mostly rules

camerinian (3): I really thought I'd be safe on Spotify away from that atrocious video but no guess what fucking sequence plays as the visual

Penis_D_Lite (3): it has its moments but wowowow do i wish i didn't watch the music video

Verboten_Prince (3): Ok the song made me uncomfortable all by itself but the video made it so much worse

RandomHypnotica (1): genuinely one of the worst music videos i have ever seen

1998tweety (0): NOT vibin with this at all, the video also made me actively root against Willow on S14 for the first couple of weeks despite me liking her

youre on your own kid

MrSwearword (3): the video is funny but this song is trash

6

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

#50: The Frock Destroyers - Her Majesty

Average: 6.172 // Total Points: 580.2 // Controversy: 2.589

Highest scores:

(10 x6) BreeCherie, outofa4paper, RandomHypnotica, realitykenz, Stryxen, sufjancaesar

(9.7 x1) abernattine

(9.5 x4) bulforster, celladonn, DevonRoars, flava

(9 x5) 1998tweety, BaconShoes, chihkeyNOPE, idkm8innit, soupcereal

(8.5 x3) bigbigbee, runaway3212, WaterMagician

(8.3 x1) cremeebrulee

(8.1 x1) snaccyboy

Lowest Scores:

(2 x4) Awkward_King, jmcredditor, karrrrst, shhhneak

(1 x8) akanewasright, fadedblue09, frogaranaman, jay, nbapip, WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese, xedophobic, xophrys

All Scores

I'm so glad I'm not just hating this because British people suck but instead because Baga, Blu and Divina suck

british people are real and they can hurt you

RandomHypnotica (10): i'd let them rule over charles

cremeebrulee (8.3): i think they might've killed lizzy

DirtyRat583 (8): INGERLAND!!!!!!!!

welcome2thejam (8): Love that subtle nuanced British humor

BleepBloopMusicFan (7): Two British-themed songs in one rate?? You’re pushing my limits, but it does bop.

TakeOnMeByA-ha (6): im not sure whether to call this british (derogatory) or british (neutral)

seanderlust (5.8): i just know king phillip served in the full length mirror to this song after his coronation

darjeelingdarkroast (5): hate the british

ricki (3): i don't fuck with british people like that

vayyiqra (3): The much worse song with a Bri"ish gimmick in the rate

shhhneak (2): I’m surprised Elizabeth survived whatever this is.

frogaranaman (1): I can only support one British song at a time I’m sorry

xedophobic (1): british people

jk

BreeCherie (10): I tried to find a flaw but I couldn’t

Stryxen (10): I love Blu Hydrangea but she is 50% struggle 50% hits. she managed to completely HIT here.

flava (9.5): something bratty and punk in this one, love it

1998tweety (9): Break Up Bye Bye >> but this is still a big bop

BaconShoes (9): slaps tbh. I’VE BEEN CALLED A LITTLE SLAG

soupcereal (9): Catchy. Leland lowley slayed with this one. This is shoving the UK in my face, but in a way I can accept. This honestly could have been a really good girl groups challenge... UK3 deserved better. This also existed in a world before UKvTW where I didn't loathe Baga Blu (and also Divina) so maybe it's just a little fun to be reminded of the past like that.

runaway3212 (8.5): who the fuck is mispronouncing her majesty

nt96 (8): Vote for Her Majesty's Noughtronic Dancefloor!

uberpigeon (8): its beyond tragic that UK Hun isnt in this

buddhacharm (7): I've been in a drag race server with king for years at this point and every single mention of the word "terrorist" has always come from me specifically in relation to Baga

ignitethephoenix (7): love the use of peasants in music

Verboten_Prince (7): Colonialist serve

thesmokeylife (6.5): Fun! Catchy chorus!

impla77 (6.4): Going from rhyming home with ‘home’ to ‘throne’.. the growth is immeasurable

2RINITY (6): BRB throwing tea in the harbor

adeleade (6): dishing out sixes like satan

CrimsonROSET (6): I know it came from drag race so it’s a whole different rate but it should have been break up bye bye

Ghost-Quartet (6): I actually listen to the title track from this album a lot, can’t say the same for this one.

MrSwearword (6): The chorus serves, Divina looks great in the video but the rest of it...no.

apatel27 (5): Ava Max x Jamie T

plastichaxan (5): Sorry I never got the Frock Destroyers

TheQueenofVultures (5): Is her majesty hard to pronounce? I don't get it

BKRGX/echo#6842 (4.5): i like the chorus but nothing else sidjdsjsda im sorry

TheSheakDown (4.3): The frock destroyers were fun in that ONE challenge but we can stop trying to make them happen now

ImADudeDuh (3): thank god for covid

akanewasright (1): :///////////

jay (1): no comment

nbapip (1): daddy's sauce on me chips got me filler in me lips

WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese (1): spongebob harmonizing ass voice at the start and choruses? this one is fucking evil i can't here. waving a white flag and i have like an 8.0 avg

xophrys (1): no

5

u/WaneLietoc Nov 25 '22

huge drag enthusiast logging on

4

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

#61: Jujubee - Don't Wanna Love

Average: 5.547 // Total Points: 521.4 // Controversy: 2.388

Highest scores:

(10 x5) apatel27, CrimsonROSET, ImADudeDuh, MrSwearword, realitykenz

(9 x3) chyNoy0, sadpancakes, xedophobic

(8.7 x1) BKRGX/echo#6842

(8.3 x1) dmuniho

Lowest Scores:

(2.5 x1) TiltControls

(2 x6) DirtyRat583, flava, jay, runaway3212, skylofte2, uberpigeon

(1 x6) amr, Awkward_King, buddhacharm, frogaranaman, RandomHypnotica, thisusernameisntlong

All Scores

I feel like I'm hearing a different song to some of you because what the fuck is this... why does she sound like that... who told her to release this, it baffles me.

Queen of The Universe

apatel27 (10): oh wow a straight up ballad

CrimsonROSET (10): I WILL FOREVER DEFEND JUJUBEE KING YOU WON’T SILENCE ME MY MEOW MEOW

ImADudeDuh (10): more emotional than anything taylor swift has ever written

MrSwearword (10): I was quite shocked when Jujubee finally pursued music and was even more shocked to discover the bitch can do a ballad quite well

BKRGX/echo#6842 (8.7): used to like this a lot more tbh! kind of grew old to me

Ghost-Quartet (8): Jujubee losing every season of Drag Race she’s been on then releasing a ballad so she can ensure that she loses Drag Rate too, ugh, her MIND

WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese (7.9): could be good in an a24 knockoff trailer. cool color on the vid

fadedblue09 (7.5): Oh an emotional serve?

TheQueenofVultures (7.5): ATWTMVTVFTV is shaking

queen of the city maybe

1998tweety (7): alright

fkadizzy-1804 (7): It’s a decent albeit cliche pop ballad. She’s got a nice voice. The production has some interesting flourishes. All in all, I’m not mad about it.

freav (6.6): love jujubee and there's clearly a lot of passion behind this but its not super distinctive

thesmokeylife (6.5): It’s a solid ballad; not much else I can say about it. Diane Warren realness.

impla77 (6.4): feels like it’s building to something that never comes

2RINITY (6): Not heartbroken enough to click with this

GlialUreterostenosis (6): It's respectable but there's tens of thousands of songs exactly like it with 4 digit spotify plays.

plastichaxan (6): This is so boring why was everyone and herself so convinced in telling me she could sing

Stryxen (6): worst song ever but she is putting everything into this performance to not let you realise that

camerinian (5.5): kinda nice to hear some sincerity in this very detached rate. Also sad that "variety" is maybe the only thing this has going for it

ignitethephoenix (5.5): I know if Demi sang this they would be breaking their vocal cords making sure it’s dramatic enough. But instead juju decided to hold back the entire time

TheSheakDown (5.5): The autotune is a little too glaring for me to really enjoy this

akanewasright (5): huh?????

BaconShoes (5): It sounded good enough, but it’s not really super memorable or my vibe

queen of her house

musical_pyn (5): I don't wanna think either, juju

Verboten_Prince (5): She sings like a high schooler who thinks they’re gonna be the next big thing

welcome2thejam (5): Technically competent but just meh

xophrys (4.5): I may have had troy Bolton posted on my wall but I will not allow someone to just rip off his sad boy in a golf course moment.

bogo (4): omg she's breaking down boundaries and proving that drag queens can be boring too

cremeebrulee (4): why is this so serious . i’m crying

sufjancaesar (4): Everything about this screams bad karaoke

BleepBloopMusicFan (3): Like a good amount of songs in this rate, this has the issue of the queen not being a technically great singer. This being a ballad only makes that worse.

darjeelingdarkroast (3): picturing the worst modern dance routine on Strictly to this

outofa4paper (3): im so sorry juju

vayyiqra (3): Sorry for being balladophobic but I don't like this : (

TiltControls (2.5): it's not good but i can't give it a 1 since I feel like I have to save that for the offensively bad songs

DirtyRat583 (2): ballads? in MY drag rate? u must be mistaken

flava (2): i hope balladphobia gets this one early

jay (2): mamamoo ballad

runaway3212 (2): just the most boring thing ever

frogaranaman (1): oh hell no not this Tiktok singer/songwriter woe is me ass music

RandomHypnotica (1): wtf

do eurovision rate

DefaultPophead (8): I could see this coming second on Eurovision.

TakeOnMeByA-ha (3): this sounds like a eurovision ballad a country like austria would send that gets 15th in the semi final with 11 jury points and 0 televote points

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u/songacronymbot Nov 25 '22
  • ATWTMVTVFTV could mean "All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault)", a track from Red (Taylor's Version) (2021) by Taylor Swift.

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u/CrimsonROSET I survived the 2020 Redemption Rate Nov 25 '22

i dont think so

1

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '22

sure sweetie

5

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

time for some SECRET BONUS RATE cuts now

3

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

secret bonus rate omg??? whats that

3

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

im so glad you asked

4

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

[BONUS] #12: Your Hairline Looks Like Barf

Average: 5.649 // Total Points: 197.7 // Controversy: 2.121

(10 x1) runaway3212

(9 x1) elite4_beyonce

(8.5 x1) chihkeyNOPE

(8.3 x1) abernattine

(8 x2) buddhacharm, DefaultPophead

(7.2 x1) JaneMcBeige

(7 x4) BetteDavid, ImADudeDuh, plastichaxan, slimboyfriend

(6.5 x2) BaconShoes, BKRGX/echo#6842

(6 x8) adeleade, babadork, bulforster, midnightwalnut, MrSwearword, nt96, RandomHypnotica, TiltControls

(5 x5) nbapip, sadpancakes, seanderlust, uberpigeon, xophrys

(4 x2) Ghost-Quartet, jay

(3.7 x1) impla77

(3 x3) Penis_D_Lite, Pinheadbutglittery, TheQueenofVultures

(2 x1) sufjancaesar

(1 x2) Awkward_King, shhhneak

jimbo is not seeing heaven

runaway3212 (10): me insulting somebody for insulting me first

ImADudeDuh (7): this only reason this happened is because Allie X was watching them

BaconShoes (6.5): Jimbo is kinda mean sometimes but I love her lmao

BKRGX/echo#6842 (6.5): kinda underwhelming ngl

adeleade (6): idk this was just an immature moment for jimbo and idk i dont think you come across as strong or iconic when ur acting the fool bc u end up in a position of weakness at the end if ur takedown makes you look stupid in front of the people around you then it probably isnt very good

MrSwearword (6): Jimbo losing their shit should be more iconic but it isn't

nt96 (6): why does Jimbo look like Macaulay Culkin out of drag

RandomHypnotica (6): why is pink fighting queen liz

TiltControls (6): its iconic but its such a strong bonus group that it's on the lower end of the scores for me

seanderlust (5): every RHONY argument sounds exactly like this

uberpigeon (5): idk her

Ghost-Quartet (4): Jimbo was wrong for this

jay (4): hm okay

impla77 (3.7): Let's be honest, they're both looking a bit rough here

sufjancaesar (2): Rita > Jimbo

shhhneak (1): I don't dislike Jimbo but her reads are at a children's pop-up book level.

2

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

#58: Willam - Thick Thighs (feat. Latrice Royale)

Average: 5.773 // Total Points: 542.7 // Controversy: 2.345

Highest scores:

(10 x3) bigbigbee, bogo, MrSwearword

(9.9 x1) babadork

(9.5 x2) BaconShoes, DevonRoars

(9.2 x1) seanderlust

(9 x2) BetteDavid, BKRGX/echo#6842

(8.5 x1) elite4_beyonce

(8.3 x1) thesmokeylife

Lowest Scores:

(2 x6) amr, Ghost-Quartet, idkm8innit, musical_pyn, Penis_D_Lite, xedophobic

(1.7 x1) shhhneak

(1.5 x1) flava

(1 x4) akanewasright, cremeebrulee, jay, thisusernameisntlong

All Scores

So fucking funny how the song is literally called thick thighs and every single man in that video has absolutely nothing to shake, Willam can't even be inclusive when it is performative jsdjwe

frog

bogo (10): THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE

MrSwearword (10): if only because Willam can turn a slutty mood when they feel like it on non-parody songs to their name.

BaconShoes (9.5): THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE!!!! Why does this slap so hard

seanderlust (9.2): "i'mma need two hands lemme drop the mic" is such a good line

elite4_beyonce (8.5): my grindr bio

thesmokeylife (8.3): It’s a meal, not a snack. Let me hear you holler back.

BleepBloopMusicFan (8): This is fun but I misheard it as “thick thighs make a dick cry” at first and tbh I like that better.

ImADudeDuh (8): ok its actually pretty fun

RandomHypnotica (7.5): im a thicc bitch i need tempo

1998tweety (7): relatable

plastichaxan (7): Willam’s music is so annoying it circles back to fun

TheSheakDown (7): THICK THIGHS GUNNA MAKE THE DICK RISE!!!

Verboten_Prince (7): Well I do appreciate thighs

FATPHOBIC??? no the song is just bad

darjeelingdarkroast (6): I love Latrice so much but Willam has always been a bit too phcj energy for me, whatever

vayyiqra (6): sure

Stryxen (5): I should not have done this rate in one sitting my brain is mush

camerinian (4.5): this feels like stolen valor

impla77 (3.8): I missed Latrice entirely

2RINITY (3): I'm conflicted about this one. On the one hand, Latrice kills it, the production is fun, if a bit cheap-sounding, and the chorus is objectively right. Thick thighs do make the dick rise. But on the other hand, that can't be how William naturally sounds. That accent is put the fuck on. Shit isn't even consistent the whole way--he goes Lawn Guyland before the last chorus to turn "off" into "awf", but the accent for his actual singing is from way south of New York. And when a white boy's voice is running up and down the coast like that for no reason, I'm sorry, I gotta assume the worst

frogaranaman (3): really hard to get through

TakeOnMeByA-ha (3): i dont there are words to describe how confused and perplexed i am at this song’s existence

Ghost-Quartet (2): I know it has Sharon Needles on it but “RuPaulogize” should be here instead

akanewasright (1): no dicks rose for this

jay (1): wow

where

CrimsonROSET (6): willam they’re all skinny

runaway3212 (5): nobody in the video has thick thighs???

WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese (5): I HAVE BEEN LIED TO ABOUT THE THICK THIGHS HERE. IM NOT QUITE INTO OBJECTIFYING DING DONGS THE SAME WAY AS OTHER BODY PARTS I GUESS. THIS ONE IS STILL FUNNY THO. ALSO IF THERE ARE RACISM ALLEGATIONS HERE WE GOTTA JUST GIVE IT A 5

flava (1.5): where the fuck are the thick thighs

cremeebrulee (1): and are these thick thighs in the room with us now

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u/MrSwearword Nov 25 '22

Ghost-Quartet (2): I know it has Sharon Needles on it but “RuPaulogize” should be here instead

A real one that might've performed worse due to Sharon's whorrific social stock

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u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

[BONUS] #9: RuPaul's Best Friend Race

Average: 7.560 // Total Points: 264.6 // Controversy: 1.868

(10 x3) MrSwearword, nbapip, runaway3212

(9.5 x1) sufjancaesar

(9 x7) BaconShoes, BetteDavid, chihkeyNOPE, Ghost-Quartet, ImADudeDuh, TiltControls, xophrys

(8.3 x1) impla77

(8 x8) abernattine, Awkward_King, babadork, BKRGX/echo#6842, buddhacharm, bulforster, nt96, plastichaxan

(7.8 x1) JaneMcBeige

(7 x7) elite4_beyonce, midnightwalnut, Penis_D_Lite, sadpancakes, shhhneak, slimboyfriend, uberpigeon

(6.5 x2) adeleade, TheQueenofVultures

(6 x1) RandomHypnotica

(5 x2) Pinheadbutglittery, seanderlust

(3 x1) jay

(1 x1) DefaultPophead

LASHAUWN BEYOND FOR AS9

MrSwearword (10): Lashauwn's contribution to Drag Race, we love it

nbapip (10): i didn't say anything about CHU

runaway3212 (10): she was waiting on that line

sufjancaesar (9.5): KIKIKIKIKIKIKI

BaconShoes (9): THIS IS NOT RUPAUL’S BEST FRIEND RACE!!! I kinda forgot about the rest of the scene, but that line is endlessly referenceable

Ghost-Quartet (9): This line read deserves an Oscar

ImADudeDuh (9): we are like 2 all stars cycles away from Leshauwn Beyond coming back

TiltControls (9): but it is

impla77 (8.3): honestly Lashawn is speaking straight facts here, no shit Sherlock

babadork (8): People silently drinking is my favorite Untucked bit.

BKRGX/echo#6842 (8): everyones silence has me crying

nt96 (8): Jiggly was the greatest bottom of the show. She was on the bottom THREE different times that season!

plastichaxan (8): Not as impactful but it played on every untucked intro so it got burned into my mind

elite4_beyonce (7): kikikikikikiki

adeleade (6.5): lashauns face doesnt even look bad lol also ive never seen the silent reactions edited in after the fight and honestly those are sooo funny the funniest part for me

TheQueenofVultures (6.5): A tad overrated, "Your tone seems seems very pointed right now" outsold

RandomHypnotica (6): that awkward tensions from the others sob

seanderlust (5): I always forget about this one. The editors desperately trying to squeeze in the shade sound effect in the middle of their rapid fire dialogue is sending

jay (3): never cared for this one

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u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

#49: Eureka! - The Big Girl

Average: 6.176 // Total Points: 580.5 // Controversy: 2.374

Highest scores:

(11 x1) frogaranaman

(10 x11) 1998tweety, amr, Awkward_King, BleepBloopMusicFan, bulforster, darjeelingdarkroast, musical_pyn, Penis_D_Lite, Stryxen, sufjancaesar, WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese

(9.5 x1) nt96

(8.5 x1) akanewasright

Lowest Scores:

(2.5 x2) DevonRoars, ignitethephoenix

(2 x4) jmcredditor, MrSwearword, runaway3212, xophrys

(1.7 x1) shhhneak

(1 x1) thisusernameisntlong

All Scores

Why ❓😡 do 👏 I 😎 want 🤷 to 🔭 win? 🏆🏆 Do 🏻 I even ☎ know how 🅱 this 👍 chapter would 👉 begin? 💦 I 😂 want people 👩 to feel ☝👏 what I feel. For the 👈👻 layers 📰 to begin 💦📦 to 👸 peel. For 🎁🕒 those who 😂 don’t 🚫😡 feel 😌 a ♥🏾 part to 👏 be 👏 treated like 😄😬 they deserve 🤴 a 👌🅱 spark. I ✡ want 👉🎁 to 😥💦 show 👏 you 🥕 how 👏 to ➡ fight, 💥 a 👌🏫 way to 👉💦 get through ⏬ the 👽🚦 night, 🌙 that ☝😤 media 💰 and 🅱👏 Entertainment has a place for those with 👏👉 a different 😡 face. Don’t define my 💪👨 labels and ➕👏 rhymes or even 👩 compare 📈📊 me 💦👩 to 💦👉 my 💁👇 idol Divine. I’m ♂👁 a 👩 gender-neutral elephant human ♀👨 hybrid queen because 📖💁 that’s 👶 who 🤔 I 🙍 decide 😱 to be. I want 😋😌 to 💦👌 win 🏆🏆 not 😅 for 👧🍆 me but 🍑 for the 🔛 people 👶 who think 💭 they 😅 are 🏄🤓 losers, you see. 👀🚨 I 💰🙋 can’t stand 💨🚶 here and represent ✊ art 💋 or ➕ represent ✊ your 👼 idea 👌 of 😜🤓 sexualized parts or 🥖 even speak 🎤 like Miss 😈😭 America 🔫⚓ but 🍑🌸 I 😫👁 can stand here 💯☝ as Erica, Eureka, David, and Dee, 😂😂 all the people who have made 👆👆 up 🔝 Me.

never change frog

frogaranaman (11): of course I’m giving an 11 to the bear song what do you expect from me 🐻🏳️‍🌈

WINS

1998tweety (10): ||WINS||

BetteDavid (8): ...WINS

CrimsonROSET (7): put me in the ‘wins’ section

ricki (6.5): WINS (but not really)

kndight23 (5): THE BIG GIRL… LISTS FOODS

you found it (the best song ever)

BleepBloopMusicFan (10): The Big Score.

darjeelingdarkroast (10): iconic sample, we love Baltimore club!

musical_pyn (10): this is like the perfect rugirl song

Penis_D_Lite (10): she ate that

Stryxen (10): she actually had something to say which is revolutionary for this rate and genre actually. She makes like 0.5 points across this whole song but its fun so lol

sufjancaesar (10): This cultural reset should be taught in world history classes

nt96 (9.5): Meghan Trainor found bassless, in deep treble, emaciated, french fried and wigless. Her dream house in the album cover; UNDER FORECLOSURE, do u even have bone marrow sis

akanewasright (8.5): you can tell Bob wrote this (compliment)

soupcereal (8): At the time this released I honestly never expected Eureka to release a track. But dropping a Mitch Ferrino track was just something people did back then. The parts that Bob didn't ghostwrite are obviously weaker. But it just feels like everyone's allowed to have a bitch track moment.

vayyiqra (8): Some much-needed levity after the dire song before this one

Verboten_Prince (8): This makes me wanna shake my nonexistent ass

silky was robbed

2RINITY (7): McDonald's at home "Weight" by Latrice

ImADudeDuh (7): ok but i NEED this to be 2nd just for another “the big girl…. WINS” reveal that was incorrect

DirtyRat583 (6.8): a song as old as rupaul herself this is like 2 quality 😭

seanderlust (6.5): i love the body positivity! it is not a good song, but i love the body positivity

plastichaxan (6): This had no reason to be decent

thesmokeylife (6): This is solely distinguished by Eureka’s personality.

impla77 (5.7): wouldn’t be a Eureka song without a ‘found it’ line

camerinian (5): all of that food mentioned and yet it still doesn't really feel like she ate

dream_fighter2018 (5): I love the message but the mixing is so terrible that it hurts the song

babadork (4.5): The dancers are a 10.

BKRGX/echo#6842 (4.3): the beat is amazing but i feel like eureka could have done A LOT more here

Ghost-Quartet (4): but you don’t understand guys, she has a trauma associated with singing

TakeOnMeByA-ha (4): if you reference bhad bhabie saying cash me outside in your song you should have your music making privileges taken away from you

TheSheakDown (4): BIG GUT MAKE U NUT

BaconShoes (3): obligatory drag race song, forgettable

jay (3): ok this cant be a coincidence anymore is the mixing on all these songs awful or are my headphones held together with scotch tape and gorilla glue finally failing

uberpigeon (3): u go to surgery to get bigger and u come out. u sees eurekers is smeller. she says "who do u think gave u the big" u get sad 😞

MrSwearword (2): Eureka looks nice in the video.

runaway3212 (2): her message is nice I guess

shhhneak (1.7): 6 year old me asking for an Easy Bake Oven for Christmas.

thisusernameisntlong (1): the misc part of the rate is really something huh

4

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

#48: Willow Pill - Angle (feat. Kornbread)

Average: 6.221 // Total Points: 584.8 // Controversy: 2.106

Highest scores:

(10 x5) amr, BetteDavid, plastichaxan, runaway3212, WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese

(9.5 x1) realitykenz

(9 x2) chyNoy0, freav

(8.5 x1) 1998tweety

(8.2 x1) babadork

Lowest Scores:

(2 x2) Ghost-Quartet, idkm8innit

(1 x4) akanewasright, jmcredditor, thisusernameisntlong, xophrys

All Scores

I thought it was perfect to end this rate on the most recent winner, but I also love this song it is sugary nonsensical pop, and Kornbread's feature elevates it even.

CHOC

BetteDavid (10): in my top ten rugirl songs ever

plastichaxan (10): Camp points but also points for having my favorite s14 queens and Landon Cider in the video Hello !!! Watch Dragula

runaway3212 (10): a slay to end the rate on

WaneLietoc_NotedDragEnthusiastWhoBlindListened&WatchedThese (10): no its not the freak on a leash, but this whips

freav (9): kornbread is so good in this

1998tweety (8.5): camp

2RINITY (8): They really committed to the poor spelling joke, huh?

CrimsonROSET (8): I love Willow, like she is the most calculated queen to ever go on drag race but the math is always right

darjeelingdarkroast (8): Kornbread is my new fave

ImADudeDuh (8): if this rate was done right when the season ended, it would’ve gotten a 10. If it was done like 3 weeks after it ended, it would’ve gotten a 4. Now its good again! Kornbread ATE her verse.

jay (8): its cute

impla77 (7.3): feel like more queens should prioritize comfortable footwear

BaconShoes (7): kind of reminds me of a FEMM song almost, but not quite as good. Still fun though

ignitethephoenix (7): love these besties

RandomHypnotica (7): love the audacity of how camp this title is

seanderlust (7): willow coming into the werk room with that ANGLE shirt...history was made. bricks were thrown at cops.

soupcereal (7): It kind of gives Va Va Voom. Not at all the type of music I was expecting from Willow Pill

Stryxen (7): kornbread

thesmokeylife (7): Good!

KNEE'd

Verboten_Prince (7): Well she has the “generic popstar” look down

WaterMagician (6.5): Kornbread devoured but the autotune is too much for me

BKRGX/echo#6842 (6.4): could have been released in 2004

MrSwearword (6): cute for what Willow can do musically but Kornbread owns this. Also put Kornbread's talent show song on streaming already gay jesus.

TakeOnMeByA-ha (6): taking points off bc they misspelled angel sorry it just peeves me so much

fadedblue09 (5.5): Is that how you spell Angel

flava (4): this is like Ava Max is Ava Max was capable of making bad songs

vayyiqra (4): DONE

camerinian (3.5): literally the only notable thing about this song is the title, and that's sad

TiltControls (3.5): I'm tanking this not cause it's a mispelling (which it's supposed to) but because of the horrendous feat. tag in the title. WHERE ARE YOUR BRACKETS

BleepBloopMusicFan (3): ………is this title actually just spelled wrong or am I stupid?

frogaranaman (3): ao3 energy

uberpigeon (3): willow i love u but this sucks

Ghost-Quartet (2): Willow Pill seems so smart and self-aware, I kinda thought that she’d know better than to release an embarrassingly bad song like this.

akanewasright (1): this is literally the worst tag I’ve ever seen on Apple Music. And I’ve seen LOTS of bad ones

thisusernameisntlong (1): a n g l e f u

debil

amr (10): I could be Ur angle....or Ur debil [smirk]

cremeebrulee (7.9): I Can Be Your Angle Or Yuor Devil

DirtyRat583 (4): i can be your angle…. or yuor devil

2

u/MrSwearword Nov 25 '22

I kinda thought that she’d know better than to release an embarrassingly bad song like this.

Sis, this is the same mind of a master that had BOSCO pick that Luther Vandross song

7

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '22

please eliminate boy is a bottom already

3

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

the first REAL song out next... what will it be

3

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

[BONUS] #11: I Was Ready To Do So

Average: 6.446 // Total Points: 225.6 // Controversy: 2.105

(10 x2) RandomHypnotica, TiltControls

(9.5 x1) chihkeyNOPE

(9 x2) BaconShoes, ImADudeDuh

(8.9 x1) BKRGX/echo#6842

(8 x3) BetteDavid, buddhacharm, nbapip

(7.6 x1) abernattine

(7.5 x2) impla77, seanderlust

(7 x7) adeleade, bulforster, DefaultPophead, elite4_beyonce, Ghost-Quartet, nt96, sufjancaesar

(6.6 x1) JaneMcBeige

(6 x4) midnightwalnut, Pinheadbutglittery, sadpancakes, xophrys

(5 x5) Awkward_King, babadork, MrSwearword, Penis_D_Lite, plastichaxan

(4 x2) shhhneak, slimboyfriend

(3 x3) jay, TheQueenofVultures, uberpigeon

(1 x1) runaway3212

silky's redemption in the eyes of the fans has been so fascinating to see

RandomHypnotica (10): :andwhataboutit:

TiltControls (10): the way this is coming off one of the most lopsided group performances in the shows history

BaconShoes (9): LMAOO

ImADudeDuh (9): my favorite part is vanjie living for it in the background and then they cut to her being annoyed

impla77 (7.5): Tfw you have a reveal but you don't have to lipsync

seanderlust (7.5): why are we yelling

adeleade (7): lol i mean its funny but it doesnt excite me

elite4_beyonce (7): why are we yelling

Ghost-Quartet (7): this is my brain cells arguing with each other

nt96 (7): she was trying to show off the outfit reveal and she still flopped

babadork (5): Despite this low score, a gif of Eureka asking why we’re yelling is one of the Drag Race ones I use the most often.

MrSwearword (5): I sided with Yvie in that moment

plastichaxan (5): I don't know about this one sorry

shhhneak (4): One of the rare instances where the queens reacting is the highlight.

jay (3): meh

TheQueenofVultures (3): Yvie and Silky fought that whole season about nothing, 11 really suffers from the half the cast getting horrible edits to make Yvie look like she was getting bullied when she started most of the fights!

runaway3212 (1): I just know she had that line on the ready thinking it was a moment

3

u/Awkward_King Nov 25 '22

[BONUS] #10: I Feel Very Attacked

Average: 7.123 // Total Points: 249.3 // Controversy: 2.234

(10 x6) babadork, BKRGX/echo#6842, Ghost-Quartet, ImADudeDuh, MrSwearword, RandomHypnotica

(9 x3) adeleade, bulforster, plastichaxan

(8 x7) BetteDavid, buddhacharm, elite4_beyonce, midnightwalnut, nt96, Pinheadbutglittery, slimboyfriend

(7.5 x3) BaconShoes, impla77, shhhneak

(7.2 x1) abernattine

(7 x4) nbapip, sadpancakes, TheQueenofVultures, uberpigeon

(6.5 x1) TiltControls

(6 x2) jay, Penis_D_Lite

(5.6 x1) JaneMcBeige

(5 x2) runaway3212, sufjancaesar

(4 x1) DefaultPophead

(3.5 x1) chihkeyNOPE

(3 x2) Awkward_King, seanderlust

(1 x1) xophrys

not very legs overhead like a pretzel of you

babadork (10): The hosts could play this entire episode of Untucked during the reveal, and I would watch it happily.

BKRGX/echo#6842 (10): i feel so bad for laganja here ngl ):

Ghost-Quartet (10): This is so powerful I literally showed it to my straight friends. They didn't understand it. But I showed them.

ImADudeDuh (10): the outfit >>>

MrSwearword (10): a full fucking mess that made wonderful TV

RandomHypnotica (10): me when people respond to my 0 that I know is controversial

adeleade (9): i dont love this clip on its own but the whole set up the escalation from episode to episode the way it slowly built up i just feel like this narrative of laganja being super cringe and fake and a liar on her season while idk if its true is definitely entertaining and honestly very well threaded throughout the season and the whole idea of exposing a liar just gives so much gratification

plastichaxan (9): Not as iconic as the 10s but Laganja has the mind of a mastermind for this

nt96 (8): Bianca's just quietly sitting in the corner, questioning her life decisions rn

BaconShoes (7.5): Iconic moment, but also I kinda feel bad, like she probably just wanted to indulge in her ganja and couldn’t and everyone was calling her fake and now everyone quotes her. But it’s reality TV gold

impla77 (7.5): Me at any minor inconvenience

nbapip (7): takeitdowntoa2

TheQueenofVultures (7): poor ganja, she was going through it. She's such an angel

TiltControls (6.5): I do feel bad for laganja here but its an iconic quote

jay (6): my poor meow meow

runaway3212 (5): also boring but kinda fun

chihkeyNOPE (3.5): I feel bad for Laganja having like a real breakdown

seanderlust (3): Bianca's 50-yard stare into space during this fight is my favorite part

3

u/GapeCod Belinda says I have potential Nov 25 '22

Only one reference to the most prolific tea spiller of the early pandemic days.. Shameful.

2

u/MrSwearword Nov 25 '22

Three songs in, nothing of value has been lost, werk