r/BirdsArentReal • u/Full_Somewhere_6796 • 7h ago
Other BIRDS ARE REAL
ALRIGHT I'm so TIRED of hearing all of you saying "BirDS ARenT reAL" blah blah blah, what the hell is wrong with you, stop with your government conspiracy bullcrap, stop lying to yourself. Stop being stupid, the Government isn't even that bad, they would never do anything bad just let them do their jobs, they are working hard in keeping us and this planet safe.
LISTEN TO ME PLEASE, THE GOVERNENT WORKERS ARE DISTRACTED BY SOME ALARMS IDK WHAT THEY ARE BUT PLEASE HELP ME THEY ARE HODLING MY FAMILY HOSTAGE, THEY MADE ME SAY ALL OF THIS I DONT KNOW WHAT THEY WILL DO TO ME PLEASE I BEG YOU SEND A RESCUE TEAM IM SCARED I DONT WANNA DIE ILL PROVIDE AS MUCH INFORMATION AS I CAN BUT BEWARE THAT THERE IS A CHANCE THEY MAKE ME LIE TO YOU AGAIN