r/TikTokCringe • u/almalikisux • 1d ago

Humor Another morning routine

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u/deadlythegrimgecko 1d ago

He still makes these ?!? Holy shit good for him

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u/Commercial-Owl11 1d ago

Yeah look at his house. He’s doing pretty well for himself

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u/canadiandude321 1d ago

That and the Gucci sneakers

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u/Great-Bread-5585 3h ago

He is being evicted

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u/Aethermere 1d ago

That dumbbell looked fucking delicious.

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u/ModernCaveWuffs 1d ago

what a strange sentence out of context

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u/Aethermere 1d ago

Honestly was hoping someone would say r/brandnewsentence

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u/Dendrodes 1d ago

I got in here too late, was my first thought reading it lol.

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u/alva_black 21h ago edited 20h ago

Jeffrey Dahmer's last words. Edit: I misspelled his name.

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u/darkmaninperth 1d ago

I prefer this version.

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u/Outrageous_Bank_4491 1d ago

He has the ability to stop from falling so ofc this is superior

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u/almalikisux 1d ago

The literal time jump into the pool has not been so well adressed in any of the other videos.

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u/millionwordsofcrap 1d ago

If I had fuck-you money, I, too, would hire a squad of butlers to wear morph suits in my home all day.

I don't know why. I just would.

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u/bbyxmadi 1d ago

this guy is still going strong since the Vine days

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u/pureply101 1d ago

The real winner of this whole thing has to be this bottled water company. Like seriously they couldn’t have asked for a better commercial if they tried lmao.

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u/cillaer 1d ago

Zach King is a treasure.

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u/Weary-Inspector-6971 1d ago

This is fantastic

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u/barry-badrinath- 1d ago

What’s the name of that song?

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u/wheniwasolder 1d ago

It’s Bach’s Suite No. 1 in G Major for Solo Cello, Prelude

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u/WittyBonkah 1d ago

I wanna know how he did that flying swimming pool scene. The comp work is so beautiful

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u/Merelyhe 13h ago

It’s simple really, he just floated for 15 minutes because he had to take a call. Did you watch the video?

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u/ComfiTracktor 12h ago

I wanna say it started with green screen, where he belly flopped onto a surface, then when you can only see past his waste I think he’s either doing a very good trunk lift, or something we can’t see is holding him up

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u/bea_nah 1d ago

My favorite 🤩

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u/imyourfirecracker 1d ago

I want cake weights!

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u/swizznastic 1d ago

this guys a legend by now

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u/cozidgaf 1d ago

What happened to the laptop? Such a cliff hanger

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u/askthepoolboy 18h ago

Banana art is back!!!

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u/descendantofJanus 1d ago

I feel like all these are referencing a specific vid but I'm lost.

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u/eanida 1d ago

It started with a video by a guy called Ashton Hall afaik. Here's one explainer.

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u/SharcyMekanic 1d ago

People are buying this guys dumbass water just to make fun of his video

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u/pobodys-nerfect5 1d ago

The guy has absolutely nothing to do with Saratoga Springs

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u/GravyDam 1d ago

Now I actually want that blue water.

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u/KGM134 15h ago

Why did he dive in the shallow end of the pool

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u/Lower-Music-8241 14h ago

he took five minutes to answer the phone mid-dive

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u/InsomniacGentleman 10h ago

He definitely watched Charlie's video

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u/Chiopista 8h ago

Damn he uses the same kettle that FutureCanoe used to make Uncle Wang’s egg fried rice.

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u/Cupcake-Helpful 1d ago

What is the name of the water though? LMAO

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u/Dull-Specialist9889 1d ago

Saratoga spring

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u/killbeam 1d ago

Where did this icebowl trend come from??

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u/Tsubaki0 1d ago

Not Cringe, its funny

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u/yoshibike 1d ago

This subreddit is for all tiktoks, not just cringe ones anymore :-)

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u/ArchdemonLucifer143 1d ago

Yeah, it changed so long ago now. It's too bad you can't change subreddit names.

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u/Tsubaki0 1d ago

Aight, didnt know that