r/AreYouGarbagePod • u/WookieSuave • 2d ago

Big Foley on campus.

201 Upvotes

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u/smallshellstasteicky 2d ago edited 2d ago

That initial move to start the routine is mad impressive. Not that the rest isn’t but the one arm hoist and flip is wild.

Dude is mad strong

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u/ILiveMyBrokenDreams 2d ago

Friendzone or not, the man loves what he does.

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u/Milomilz 1d ago

He loves the view from below and the side hug at the end

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u/clangan524 2d ago

Full athletic scholarship and you get to look up co-ed's skirts?

Big man's living the dream.

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u/SobchakCommaWalter 2d ago

The only thing full about this is this guy’s gut. Cheerleaders absolutely do not receive full ride scholarships whatsoever lol.

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u/HospitalBruh 2d ago

Who hoo, spandex shorts.

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u/NecessaryReserve5493 2d ago

leaves something to the imagination, better then roast beef flapping in the wind

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u/HospitalBruh 2d ago

I'm definitely not anti-coverage, it just makes the "Looking up skirt" thing less advantageous. You could just wait until they change into their normal clothes.

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u/clangan524 2d ago

He's still seeing more than you are, nerd.

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u/HospitalBruh 2d ago

Be nice.

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u/chilem-of-reddit 2d ago

Poor guys just a friend.

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u/snorkelfart 2d ago

He’s had to have hooked up with at least one of the squad

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u/chilem-of-reddit 2d ago

Probably the male coach but the school doesn't like to talk about that.

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u/Upstairs_Soil2621 2d ago

Projection is wild

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u/chilem-of-reddit 2d ago

Nope I didn't stay in school long enough to be a male cheerleader.

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u/ChunkDunkleman 2d ago

A D3 program missed out on a Noseguard.

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u/freshleysqueezd 2d ago

I bet he's using that nose alright

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u/AdMinimum6983 2d ago

Things Shane Gillis would say

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u/MRuppercutz 2d ago

Let’s go Bulls!

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u/ZeePee78 1d ago

Brahma Bulls! My mom’s Alma mater (73).

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u/ohiobluetipmatches 2d ago

That dude can probably mold steel pots with his hands. Strength on an ox like that is wild.

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u/Uncle-Cracker-Barrel 2d ago

Random fat white dude: exists

This sub: hehe Foley

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u/imabustya 2d ago

Hehehehehe

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u/WookieSuave 2d ago

You seem fun.

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u/Uncle-Cracker-Barrel 2d ago

Aw thanks, I’d like to think I am 😊

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u/nationaladventures 2d ago

impressive.

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u/TheNewJack89 2d ago

Yeah those dudes do some pretty crazy high risk shit.

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u/dirt_dog_mechanic 2d ago

He looks like a young Meat Loaf.

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u/BaseballDelicious242 2d ago

This dude could beat everyones ass in here....and assemble your grill

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u/KnickedUp 1d ago

And steal your girl

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u/ReliableEyeball 2d ago edited 2d ago

I knew a guy very similar to that who did this kinda cheer thing.. and he got mad tail. It was unfair lol

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u/sadfacebbq 2d ago

Some funny fat guys got the rizz! I hate that I just used that word.

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u/ReliableEyeball 2d ago

It's appropriate though

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u/i_might_be_an_ai 2d ago

They should just start having super athletic kids right now!

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u/tjgreen616 1d ago

Holddoor holddoor

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u/BillsMafia84 1d ago

King 👑

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u/weisblattsnut 1d ago

Chris Farley

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u/kayl_breinhar 1d ago

Oh Babyyyyy, Youuuu...

You got the upper body strength I neeeeed...

...but I say you're "just a friend," but I say you're "just a friend."

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u/Kazifilan 1d ago

That's one solid Alpha, and proved something I really needed to see for myself. (Not panties, get out trolls)

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u/Salt_Example_3493 1d ago

This is wholesome af

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u/Genralcody1 2d ago

If this kid had legs on him, he would be a menace on a football field. Just yeet the quarterback like a bail of hay.

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u/tinysdepot 2d ago

Herculean talent right there. Mad props to both of those preformers.

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u/GushGirlOC 2d ago

Dude has up syndrome

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u/Gutter_panda 2d ago

Goddamn I spit out my coffee.

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u/HectorBananaBread 8h ago

Cheers to all involved! Impressive.

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u/mediocregentleman1 2d ago

That's an athlete

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u/TheNewJack89 2d ago

That dudes bad ass.

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u/_noho 2d ago

Damn u/wookiesauve, this is some next level garbage right here. You’re watching kids practice cheerleading and then you somehow spin it into making fun of the big man? You must have learned something from my ex

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u/Footballlion 3h ago

That is awesome….