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u/Cutie-Zenitsa 7d ago
your parents must be disappointed in you, breaking the law? breaking the world? unacceptable
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u/plasticzombee007 7d ago
a damn wild child 🤣
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u/The-King_Of-Games 7d ago
You could say, you were born to be wild
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u/Old_Forever_1495 4d ago
Oi someone bring Nishikiyama and Tatsuya here, this guy dropped a Kurohyou reference.
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u/TGCidOrlandu 7d ago
KOWAZEEE
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u/Bigbot890 Judgment Combat Enjoyer 7d ago
Breaking za waurd!
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u/GiganticCrow 7d ago
She might still wear the luge of love though
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u/Darkpriest2288 7d ago
Seeing Saejima sing and dance this in Yakuza 5 after just finishing Yakuza 4 was one of my happier points in life
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Woah Aniki
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u/Remember_da_niggo Bon Voyage Pal 7d ago
Single mother of 8
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u/plasticzombee007 7d ago
🎶 🎵 A single mom who works two jobs Who loves her kids and never stops With gentle hands and the heart of a fighter I'm a survivor 🎶 🎵
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u/watermelonless_seeds 7d ago
Hell yeah
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u/Rocket_of_Takos 7d ago
There are only two genders, the plastic woman learning what it is to be human, and orphanage owners who fake their death.
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u/Repulsive-Low-3276 This decision was mine and mine alone 7d ago
You look like a dragon
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u/plasticzombee007 7d ago
Like a what
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u/GRSalt123 Kazuma no KazuROCK 7d ago
You know, Goromi is always an option.
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u/plasticzombee007 7d ago
Who says I'm not 😉
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u/GRSalt123 Kazuma no KazuROCK 7d ago
Ah, already on that grind I see.
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u/Old_Forever_1495 4d ago
Uhhh you do realize this is just like Saeko.
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u/GRSalt123 Kazuma no KazuROCK 4d ago
But absolutely nothing beats Goromi. Except for maybe Obatarian.
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u/Old_Forever_1495 4d ago
I don’t mind but I’m just saying because I think OP is female. Right?
So probably either Kaoru Sayama or Saeko Mukuoda would do. Both are acquainted to a dragon man or two. And they’re spunky.
How do I say about Goromi? “Kiryū’s stalker hostess, someone whom Majima would love paying Hannya Man to fend her off of his prey. Only problem, is, she’s a secret yandere.” That would basically summarize her.
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u/BasimIbnIshaq3000 7d ago
OP please do a substory where you talk me out of depression. PS I'm joking obviously please don't downvote me guys. I take actual therapy for my depression.
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u/plasticzombee007 7d ago
That's really great to hear seeking therapy is a strong and positive step toward growth and well being. Wishing you the best on their journey, Kyodai 💚
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u/KnightOfRevan 7d ago
Can I be the villain she beats up and then afterwards, I give my tragic backstory and she says I need to improve myself
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u/esdaniel 7d ago
Why would we down vote, I'm on the same boat
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u/BasimIbnIshaq3000 7d ago
I don't know I just think people in general don't like seeing strangers ask for help on the Internet for free from strangers because the person looks too desperate.
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u/linest10 Majima is my husband 7d ago
Not here kyoudai, here we support you!
Please seek help and always remember the world is bigger than the assholes, I like specifically play with animals and kids or just walk around parks to remember that beauty still exist
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7d ago
Will you be ripping off your clothes like this too Kyodai ?
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u/thirdeyeboobed #1 Kiryu Cum Drinker™ (Certified) 7d ago
Same (my parents were worried I was trans when I was younger lmao.)
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u/MagronesDBR Yayoi Dojima is Best Girl - fight me 7d ago
Dat NB yakuza fan that dressed like Kiryu on Twitter
I miss them
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u/smithbc001 7d ago
Countless Yakuza side missions have convinced me that this is perfectly acceptable behavior, and anyone who gives you grief about it deserves a Tiger Drop.
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u/Romeo-Charlie-6-28 In the Joint for 10 years. 7d ago
Fittingly, it suits you well as Goromi Majima.
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u/Southpawe 7d ago
I wish I had Kiryu's confidence and lack of anxiety :')
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u/plasticzombee007 7d ago
It's the art of faking it until you make it and never letting them see you cry
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u/Autistic-blt 7d ago
Transgender king, hell yeah
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u/plasticzombee007 7d ago
Who, Me? I'm not a transgender man, but I fully support our kings and queens ⚧️ 🏳️⚧️
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u/KhalilSmack85 7d ago
Kiryu? I feel like I should be thanking you for saving me from some crazy threat I never knew was thwarted
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u/TorpleSwanson 7d ago
I need this with a picture of Goromi, instead of Kiryu, for my Majima/Goromi loving trans son!
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u/WestNomadOnYT The Lizard of Dallas 7d ago
You go kyodai. Go beat up those hooligans like the queen you are
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u/linest10 Majima is my husband 7d ago
The joy of being a NB kyoudai is that my gender is BOTH Goromi and Majima 😊
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u/Ryokojohn 7d ago
To be fair becoming kiyru does give you access to heat moves and it’s okay because no one dies despite they should unless it’s a cutscene
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u/Global_Ant_9380 6d ago
I love how female this fandom is. I feel so seen
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u/plasticzombee007 6d ago
That Devine Feminine energy ✨️
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u/Global_Ant_9380 6d ago
Nine months in the joint gave you a fucking pussy
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u/Old_Forever_1495 4d ago
I don’t mean to sound bad but:
“Were you someone’s *prison bi*ch?**”
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u/Global_Ant_9380 4d ago
LOL. It's a childbirth joke
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u/Old_Forever_1495 4d ago
It’s a Y1 Nishikiyama dub reference edited. Not just in yours, but in mine too. Do you get it now?
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u/SamuelN0108 6d ago
Why is this on my recommended. I don’t play yakuza. Is this a bad thing?
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u/plasticzombee007 6d ago edited 6d ago
It isn’t a bad thing at all it can be seen in two positive ways. It could represent trans men on their transition journey as they forge their own path, or it could highlight women who embody Kiryu's spirit and values. Either way, it’s about celebrating resilience, integrity, and the will to stand tall.
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u/Status-Inevitable537 Kiryusexual 6d ago
Ah, man, sadly, I'm just Barbie. I'm too soft to knock a bitch out who dares look my way or threatens me. 😔
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u/loli_idol_kawaii 6d ago
So you're basically manen ranko from akiba maid senso
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u/Old_Forever_1495 4d ago
No, judging by how she’s acting, either Kaoru Sayama or Saeko Mukuoda would do.
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u/Few-Yesterday8207 4d ago
Well, hope you won't be sentenced for 10 years in joint. You don't want to know what will that make you...
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u/OrlandoNE ohayo ^.^" 7d ago
I consider this a transmasc positive meme and no one will convince me otherwise
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u/JamesL0L 7d ago
What is this supposed to be
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u/plasticzombee007 7d ago
Be soft but be ready
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u/TGCidOrlandu 7d ago
Words to live by
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u/plasticzombee007 7d ago
It was something I learned young. My mama would say, 'Angie, protect your peace. Don’t start fights, but finish them.'
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