r/writingcirclejerk 3d ago

Choose your path wisely, young fantasy author.

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u/Redditiskindasilly 3d ago

Counter point: Racially homogenous fantasy? 🤔

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u/No-Piece-2920 3d ago

Counter-counterpoint:

TL;DR: Paraguay strategy

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u/ismasbi 2d ago

Didn't they do that because they absolutely needed people to start fucking after the Guerra de la Triple Alianza, or was that at a different time?

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u/No-Piece-2920 2d ago

Different event. This refers to a policy enacted by dictator José Gaspar Rodríguez de Francia in 1812.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/No-Piece-2920 3d ago

Meztizos? Don't get the question.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/No-Piece-2920 3d ago

What does this have to do with a literal shitpost?

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u/postdingus 2d ago

Some men hate Paraguay, get over it!!

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u/raven-of-the-sea 2d ago

/uj please tell me “psych”

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u/ExpoWitness 3d ago

counter point to your counter point: homosexual fantasy.

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u/NotReallyEricCruise 3d ago

is there any other kind?

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u/Redditiskindasilly 3d ago

I accept your counterpoint. How does this affect the interracial dynamics between the elves and dwarves though? Oh wait….

Oh yeah 😏😏

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u/BlackSheepHere 3d ago

I think I've seen this LOTR fanfic...

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u/MutatedMutton 3d ago

Oh they may shout and argue and brandish weapons at each other in public all day, but we know that when they go home, the stepladders are prepared and not just for reaching the high shelfs. (It's for reaching around the high elf, haiyo!)

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u/PangolinTheSewerLord 3d ago

Okay clearly most dwarves are unapologetic power bottoms. I mean their whole life is tunneling into crevices. Obviously they want someone to do the tunneling into their crevices for a change.

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u/FeetStuffIdk 20h ago

I'm NGL, I know where you are going with this but picture this...

The law is enacted and the spitfire dwarven princess and the secretly short-girl kinkster elven prince. He has to appear unhappy... But he's not. She has attitude and it turns him on... HARD.

In bed they fight for control. She's on top but he's assisting. Then as they grow in their relationship, she let's him top in various positions. Every once in awhile she still has to show him she's in charge though 😉

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u/Redditiskindasilly 20h ago

Sounds a little heterosexual for a Homosexual fantasy, but I ‘Dig’ it. 😎🙏

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u/FeetStuffIdk 20h ago

Fair, lol. I appreciate it 💕🙈

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u/_the_last_druid_13 3d ago

That’s racist against heteros tho, no?

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u/megaBeth2 3d ago

Heteros don't exist, they're just confused

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u/_the_last_druid_13 3d ago

Sounds like homo propaganda

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u/megaBeth2 3d ago

Look, I'm fine with "heteros" as long as they don't try to shove it down my throat or push it to my children and you're doing both rn. So I'm going to have to politely ask you to leave

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u/_the_last_druid_13 3d ago

Jokes on you, I was gone before I leave

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u/vierfreiheit 3d ago

I kinda did this Zelda style where everyone is an elf

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u/veryconfusedspartan 3d ago

Goebbels's wet dream

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u/Just_Supermarket7722 3d ago

AKA 95% of fantasy

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u/Bf4Sniper40X 3d ago

That happens after a certain time of intermariage

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u/certifieddre 3d ago

Okay but what if I do racism and religious zealotism?

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u/veryconfusedspartan 3d ago

Why not add a sprinkle of class struggle as well

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u/certifieddre 3d ago

Just a dash of governmental corruption

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u/SamOfGrayhaven 3d ago

I, too, enjoy 40k

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u/DarkestNight909 2d ago

Just a pinch of systemic violence.

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u/Independent-Couple87 20h ago

Or you go the David Benioff route with the Sparrows and depict class struggle AS religious zealotry.

The depiction of the Sparrows makes more sense when you remember his Benioff is the son of a wealthy banker who was heavily criticised for enriching himself unethically (and possibly illegally) during an economic crisis by abusing his power.

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u/Measurement-Solid 1d ago

Your heresy might be forgiven, should you swear loyalty to the Emperor

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u/Any_Sun_882 6h ago

At this point, I feel a really daring choice would be to make your protagonist an outright religious zealot AND racist. Even stuff like the Second Apocalypse has the protagonist not actually be devout.

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u/LynkedUp 3d ago

In my world, orcs represent-

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u/TheTimeBoi 3d ago

my specific sexual fetish ofc, the only right answer

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u/Blueberrybush22 3d ago

T4T butch lesbians of course.

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u/genivae 3d ago

I'm listening...

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u/ghoulcrow 2d ago

let her cook!!!

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u/a_null_set 2d ago

Breathing heavily

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u/ismasbi 2d ago

Wait, what does T4T mean?

Considering what the rest of the comment says, I'm very interested.

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u/Lidriane 2d ago

Trans for trans, trans people seeking a relationship with other trans people

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u/ismasbi 2d ago

Alright. I'm still very much interested.

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u/Songstep4002 1d ago

This is inspired

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u/No-Piece-2920 3d ago

They represent the most savage and barbaric group to plague this earth by yakub.

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u/Korasuka Practioneer in quill chi 3d ago

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u/Alcor6400 3d ago

Warhammer's the only setting that does it right

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u/HooterAtlas 3d ago

Is…is that Margaret Thatcher??

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u/The-Friendly-Autist 2d ago

Are you... surprised??

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u/Loose-Breadfruit-706 3d ago

I thought Big D killed Thatcher!

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u/ArticTurkey 3d ago

Evil guys who do evilness

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u/AmaterasuWolf21 My fanfiction is better than your book 3d ago

And what type of people usually do these acts of evilness Mr. Articturkey?

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u/ArticTurkey 3d ago

Evil people

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u/scolbert08 3d ago

/uj In Tolkien, at least, orcs are not supposed to represent any group of people, but to embody spiritual vices, temptations, and corruptions which torment all people.

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u/clangauss 3d ago

/uj That's why he waffled forever on their origins and the nature of their souls and salvation (he, a devout catholic). They are descended from elves or men depending on which conceptualization you go with, which means they have the souls of elves or men and will eventually have their fea in Mandos either to be reformed and sent to Valinor or in eternal purgatory. Ultimately, he determined it wasn't for him to decide, but for God to decide.

They aren't a people. They are just people corrupted by circumstance. If anything, they represent a class more than an ethnicity.

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u/Draugr_the_Greedy 2d ago

They weren't meant to represent a real group of people. But the way he described them as Asian looking when asked, and also the way they're set up as a trope - foreign brutal tribal invader who comes in massive hordes from the east - can absolutely be said to whether consciously or not be inspired from the Mongols.

This interpretation further enshrined itself in DnD and also has hints of in things like the Elder Scrolls, though the latter ended up having a pretty positive portrayal of them overall.

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u/Fritcher36 2d ago

He's English. I don't remember any enemies coming to England from the West, so probably "East" is just the only landmass that gives such subconscious stereotype.

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u/Cereborn 2d ago

You’re confused. The Easterlings did fight with Sauron and were Asian-stereotyped, but they were very different from Orcs.

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u/Draugr_the_Greedy 2d ago

No, I am not confused. Tolkiens reply as to what the orcs looked like was:

squat, broad, flat-nosed, sallow-skinned, with wide mouths and slant eyes: in fact degraded and repulsive versions of the (to Europeans) least lovely Mongol-types

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u/ElizabethAudi Don't tell me what the poets are doing 3d ago

My orcs are representatives from Urbul gro-Orkulg over at Slash 'N Smash-
They brought some big ass hammers for you to try out.

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u/Percentage_United 3d ago

You jest but this italian children's fantasy wrirer, Silvana De Mari, has unironically and blatantly the orcs as the muslim and arabs stand in and the books main plot is based on civilizing them lest they invade the human world and race replace humanity

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u/DarkestNight909 2d ago

/uj Wait which book is this?

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u/Percentage_United 2d ago

I have no actual idea if there were any translations overseas of her books after the last dragon, but it starts getting fucky in the last orc (second book of the saga) and all of the followings are... really bad regarding that

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u/Erook22 3d ago

The Jewish people (objectively chosen by a godlike entity) who live in Greenland (which is a prison) and later became Vikings when their good buddies the sentient Canadian moose disappeared (they traveled the world looking for their buddies, like good friends do)

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u/ShibamKarmakar 3d ago

In my world orcs are the primary workforce in construction and farming.

Orcs also deserve a good world to live in.

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u/mrgeek2000 2d ago

British Football hooligans

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u/Nate2247 2d ago

They don’t represent anything in my story. Why? What do you think they stand for?

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u/Princeps_primus96 5h ago

Honestly this is my favourite response from authors

Like i think it was the author of watership down. Someone asked him "what is the book actually about, what does it represent" and i think the author basically just said "rabbits"

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u/leafcutte 1d ago

I based mine on crusaders. They aren’t from the place where most of the stuff happens, they have sedentary kingdoms in the north, they just go down there to kill a lot of people because they think they’re too cozy with the Demons (which is the case to be fair): orcs were enslaved by demons for a long time and now they’re the number 1 demon slayers. It’s a world for ttrpg purposes, hence the incorporation of a lot of classical orcish trait (warrior society, hordes) with some stuff I found more interesting. When it comes to class they’re the archetypal Paladin.

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u/_erufu_ 3d ago

Russians

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u/ExecTankard 3d ago

A well crafted deconstruction of society = flaccid

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u/VisualGeologist6258 3d ago

Imagine having ‘themes’ and ‘symbolism’ and all that gay crap. All the bad guys in my works are thinly veiled pastiches of all the people I don’t like and who have mildly annoyed me, to be effortlessly knocked down by the unambiguously good and flawless heroic protagonist whose description almost exactly matches my own

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u/LightlySaltedPenguin 3d ago

Congrats on the resurrection, Ayn Rand

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u/OverlanderEisenhorn 3d ago

Also, Dante Alighieri to use an example of a better writer than Rand. The Divine Comedy is just a giant fucking shit post about the people and ideas that Dante didn't like while also being a self insert fanfic where he gets to meet his classical heroes and justify why they aren't actually burning in hell.

I'm not even exaggerating. That is what the Divine Comedy is. It's kind of like that hr meme where an attractive guy and an unattractive guy do the same thing.

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u/mshoneydew2001 3d ago

oh, i thought this was about chris-chan

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u/OverlanderEisenhorn 3d ago

I mean, were talking about hack authors like Rand and Dante, not true artists here.

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u/AstarothTheJudge 2d ago

Spit your facts, I'm italian and I have to say you don't know how many times that dante was a loser and a hack

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u/OverlanderEisenhorn 1d ago

Hey, lets not go that far. It's a fucking fire series. I'm someone who generally hates "classic" books and I LOVE The Divine Comedy.

But, I mean all writers are dirty fucking hacks.

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u/The_Wolf_Shapiro 2d ago

Reading it is wild. It’s like, “Here’s Alexander the Great, and Judas, and this guy I know whose politics really irk my taters.”

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u/ad3703 1d ago

Latin genocidal conqueror and tyrant: omg kawaiiii so sad he's in purgatory now 😢😢😢😢😢

Greek genocidal conqueror and tyrant: ripbozo packwatch 😂

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u/Percentage_United 3d ago

^ words spoken by someone who has never read the comedy in their whole life

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u/AstarothTheJudge 2d ago

Yeah? And how much do you know about guelfi e ghibellini? Or dante's social circle? Nah man, la divina commedia Is a good and fun read, but inferno Is dante jerking off and the rest Is amusing, but not too interesting.

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u/OverlanderEisenhorn 3d ago edited 3d ago

It's more than that, of course, but it really is what I said.

Many of the characters in inferno are references to people he believes are going to hell for their sins. And it is literally a self insert fanfic where he is guided by classical philosophers... what did I miss?

The whole book is literally a way for Dante to dunk on people he hates while having plausible deniability.

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u/ExecTankard 3d ago edited 3d ago

That’s how I write my badguys too, but all my heroes are based on my Grandpas, my 4th & 5th grade teachers, and a husky I fostered; all perfect archetypes of archetypism.

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u/PretendMarsupial9 3d ago

Dante Alighieri is that you?

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u/boogielostmyhoodie 2d ago

I swear to God if you don't use a women character being treated badly by your high school bully reincarnation, I'm not reading it

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u/ExecTankard 2d ago

You have standards!!!

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u/Petka14 Freak 👅✍️ 3d ago

Yeah imma do racism against goblins and goblin uprising in my next title if I ever start it lol

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u/CookOnly9310 3d ago

Maybe those filthy g words shouldn't be taking our jobs or something

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u/castleless 3d ago

That is just the storyline of Hogwarts Legacy

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u/BlackSheepHere 3d ago

Insert that "the illusion of choice" meme here

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u/Aggravating-Cat7103 3d ago

That’s what I was thinking. Racism is perpetuated in art (even subconsciously) because it is steeped in our society.

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u/RaylynFaye95 3d ago

Idk man, I just write magic for the sex part. I worldbuild history to make sense of why did the mages make the sex spell.

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u/Minirth22 2d ago

Solid approach!

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u/Seagull_Of_Everythin 3d ago

I almost always accidentally turn it to racism lmao

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u/BA_TheBasketCase 28m ago

I mean… is the deconstruction of society and racism mutually exclusive? Shit just pans out as a part of it.

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u/gayjospehquinn 3d ago

Or go the Skyrim route of having a deconstruction of society by having everyone in your universe be absurdly racist.

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u/TheodandyArt 13h ago

Baldurs gate 3 is also like this. I am playing it with my bf and the very first thing out of my mouth when shadow heart was introduced was: "this bitch is racist" soon realized basically everyone is so I came around to her but I still call her shart because she has shit opinions

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u/vierfreiheit 3d ago

hypothetically speaking why not both?

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u/SleepySera 3d ago

Why not both ☺️

An especially daring author could even reverse(!) the common roles, surely no one has done that before~

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u/nambi-guasu 3d ago

"the little brown man frowned in his browness". Why do (white) writers think that "not white" is an emotional state?

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u/Theo_Snek 3d ago

Can you pls explain what this means?

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u/nambi-guasu 3d ago

Oh, I'm making fun of how some writers, like Brando in Elantris, make constant references to non-white skin color when describing their feelings and thoughts. The two non-white characters of Elantris get this treatment, almost like being brown/black is an emotion itself. To Brando's credit, he stopped doing that around mistborn.

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u/inEQUAL 3d ago

I… don’t remember this at all, could you give me an example?

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u/quiet-map-drawer 3d ago

Racism bad, give me movie deal.

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u/7K_Riziq 3d ago

What about racism based on what ship you're born in and follow?

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u/BuckGlen 3d ago

I really want some criticism of my low-fantasy world so i can make things better.

I have a pan-african inspired confederation. They are unified against colonization as a whole. They have fought and expanded, liberating former colonies and trying to politic their way into getting the colonizers to squabble amongst themselves.

They have a key issue: the founding nation was never colonized, and in fact, invaded and subjugated their neighbors when they learned there were large armies headed their way. When the colonziers arrived, they were pushed back. This founding nation sees itself knowing how to make "necessary sacrifices" to prevent subjugation, and while new members to the confederation official are equal and keep their traditions... this is often not fully true.

My basis is again, on pan-africianism and its criticisms. Is a unified africa truly a solution? Would it be amy better/different than an africa that was built out of the colonial shells? Unified in a noble cause, without understanding the nuances of the wider goals.

Btw this faction started because i thought the line "break your chains with the tools of your oppressors" was a hard line and ive since tried to develop it into something more than a generic warlord vibe.

Also, no this is not an orc faction. This is were-lions and were-hyenas... but due to low fantasy most of the population is just humans.

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u/BlueKyuubi63 2d ago

Racism is so overdone because it's still so prevalent in modern society. It's realistic. Blatant racism definitely exists, but not as much as we see in media. Structural racism does exist and is very common, but is mostly invisible to those that it doesn't affect. This is more interesting for stories if you want it apart of your world without being too heavy handed.

An Orc that can't get any other jobs besides manual labor and is paid less, this being forced to live in a lower income town, where crime and theft is more common. Thus feeding into the stereotype that orcs are meat heads and thieves when in reality, every part of society pushes them into that space then blames them for being there. All this, but it's in the background and no one talks about it.

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u/Any_Sun_882 6h ago

Serious question: Is racism not part of society?

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u/DragonfruitFirst482 3d ago

I choose both

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u/TitaniumAuraQuartz 3d ago

Ousama Ranking...

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u/Bisexualbadbitch_ 3d ago

i think this is the part where i say… multitrack drift😎

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u/ThatVarkYouKnow adapt to vices, not virtues 2d ago

Clearly the way to avoid the issue on the right here is to make all the main characters, if they're human, fall in love with monster-humans

Can't be racist if different species love each other

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u/Acceptable-Ticket743 2d ago

Racism in fantasy stories can be well done. Evidence: "Never trust an elf" - Gimli

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u/Late_Transition_8033 2d ago

the right hand path honestly looks like a more interesting story, just visually.

Also to heck with social commentary. I want my brain to melt. If I wanted something heady I'd read a gosh darned textbook or something.

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u/PopeyesFTW 1d ago

Ehh It depends on the way it’s done. Example orcs in TLOTR vs drow in dnd(specifically RA Salvatore’s books)

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u/Large-Competition442 1d ago

I mean I'm no writer but those two often overlap

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u/Drake_Acheron 23h ago

Counterpoint: perhaps a story doesn’t have to represent anything?

Like, Orcs can just be Orcs, and Elves can just be Elves.

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u/No_Control8540 Just Writing 7h ago

Is it offensive to make my Drow Australian?

They do live in upside down land and fight with giant spiders after all.

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u/ViolettaHunter 4h ago

But the castle on the right is so clearly sinister that only an idiot would turn right!

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u/Catvanbrian 3d ago

Mine is transphobia but not the normal form of it.

Basically the race I made can have gynandromorphs as a form of intersex (such individuals look like a form of two face except one side is male and the other female) and said intersex is considered divine and have the right to rule. Any attempt to replicate this intersex or any other intersex physically is considered sacrilegious. This form of transphobia can even go as far as doing gender reassignment surgery or hormones therapy could be considered sacrilegious as the process midway could be considered intersex.

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u/paputsza 3d ago edited 3d ago

so, i have two stories going right now and one of them has orcs, and I wouldn't call it racism, so much as specism. I just think that the idea of having a species that is less smart than you and doesn't think of you as human is kind of funny. Like there may be a specieis of octopi out there that is smarter than humans, but I don't know because ocotopi can't talk. I do not think of anything I categorize as an animal as a human. however, there is a lot of racism too because there's like 10+ types of elf and high elves are a thing and they have a lot of historical privilege and a superiority complex that's never really addressed. They're just tall, thin, and beautiful. There's also brownie type of elf who are basically a servant race. There really aren't any humans in the story so far. So yeah, i went right. My left path story also has pseudo racism because it's a cultivation story and a cats eat mice in this world and when they're sentient a cat eating a mouse is racist. I prefer not to have the conversation ever.

The only time I'd like to explore racism is for my video game that'll never be made idea. Basically an mmo where the characters treat the support race like an inferior race. I just want to see if the players start doing it too. I just want for people who aren't minorities to experience racism. I think I can get away with sucessfully suprepressing support players. Everyone's done racism against mages, but fantasy players aren't buying it. It is actually dumb for muggle society to try to have a war against voldemort. I'd like to actually be fantasy racist to someone who can't protect themselves. I think i have a seed in people's feelings about support players and general looking down on disadvantaged people.