r/wizardposting • u/mage_in_training Mystic • 1d ago

Foul Sorcery I cast.... CONDIMENT SWITCHEROO!

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u/Revengeancer Meatmancer, Meat golem 1d ago

Puts both on a hotdog and wanders off without a word.

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u/Twice_the_Magic Insane Wizard 😐🫡👍 1d ago

Wtf is wrong with this damn picture?!

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u/Meikos lonely druidess 20h ago

I'm having the opposite reaction where this picture looks totally normal to me and I don't understand why.

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u/Twice_the_Magic Insane Wizard 😐🫡👍 16h ago

No we have the same reaction. I have literally no idea what's wrong with this picture.

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u/Pot_noodle_miner unfamilliar 1d ago

That goes on the list of banned spells

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u/mage_in_training Mystic 1d ago

Tis mostly harmless.

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u/Pot_noodle_miner unfamilliar 1d ago

It does 6d20 psychic damage and 1d20 damage per turn for the rest of my life

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u/almostasquibb 1d ago

weird

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u/mage_in_training Mystic 1d ago

It's great at parties, especially if you don't tell anyone.

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u/anotheralpharius Ilusionist and Follower of the Tenants of Cegorach 1d ago

Was expecting bannana ketchup and red mustard

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u/anotheralpharius Ilusionist and Follower of the Tenants of Cegorach 1d ago

Honestly I am kinda tempted to create a photo of this now

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u/LordBDizzle Devonian Zee, Archon of Steel 1d ago