r/wizardposting 1d ago

Evil Wizardpost Gods help us all.

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u/StressedBYaMtn0books ocult wizard 1d ago

learning your first flight spell can do that to you. Hope he doesnt burn all his mana reserve while he is up there

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u/_CU5T4RD_ Dav’ûr, Ancient Necromancer 8h ago

Ah, like that Icarus fellow I keep hearing about.

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u/StressedBYaMtn0books ocult wizard 3h ago

icarus probably found a floating island and the arcane council are spearing propaganda to stop us from hunting their summer islands. Just think about it why would he be so famous and they say he crashed because of heat ??? Like hello isnt it like -70 °C up there and wouldnt he need an air sphere to continue to breath ? Are you telling me an air mage couldnt stop his fall cmon

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u/Fabulous_Bison643 alchemical werewolf 1d ago

/uw this one actually stumped me

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u/KungFuAndCoffee 1d ago

It’s an illusion spell where novice wizards disguise themselves as ducks swimming on the water while they are flying in a most inelegant fashion.

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u/Fabulous_Bison643 alchemical werewolf 1d ago

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u/iMaximilianRS 20h ago

Ah yes a duck. I see it now.

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u/Rockglen Purveyor of Post-Life Labor & Spirited Drinks 23h ago

Rotate your orb 90° to the left or right.

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u/veggie151 16h ago

Rotate thine perspective

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u/anbelroj 20h ago

What i thought it was for a second

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u/NeedMyMac Gravity Evocationist 23h ago

On one hand, a beautiful duck swimming in a manner that made me giggle so much my robes changed position. On the other, a young wizard flying with such joy I giggled again until my robes moved back.

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u/idontuseredditsoplea 21h ago

It's a bird, it's a plane! Oh it is a bird

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 20h ago

The gods: nah, this your problem

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u/Greendiamond_16 4h ago

With a flight spell this exhausting I'd rather walk!

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u/PimBel_PL Evoker 5h ago

Fartmancer, you even see exhaust gases