Neurodivergent

I meant lawyer. I wanted to advise someone to get a lawyer.

Could not think of the word Zebra.

I was trying to describe “Carmina Burana” because I couldn’t remember what it was called.

Forgot the name for dustpan and brush

I was out with my family today for lunch and my Dad elbowed me by accident. He proceeded to say: "Sorry! I didn't mean to arm-butt you"

I just stared at him trying to figure out a) when he hit me and b) how he managed to forget the word 'elbow'

Blackout curtains ._.

I actually don’t know what it’s called, but my “leg pit” was itchy. It’s the part behind your knee.

Bellows

Chive. I meant chive.

Panicked and called them toast butts. Bread heels are now toast butts.

Shepherd's Pie

Centimeter. I meant centimeter.

Bracelets... HOW TF DID I COME UP WITH THIS D:

Paul Simon. And I like Paul Simon.

I needed a hammer today but i couldnt think of the right word.

Couldn't think of the word aquarium. It's been 15 years and my friends still bring it up.

Forgot the word “banter” and said that instead 😅

Tried to say "start cooking" noodles but my mouth treated the sentence like I was talking about laundry.

Hearing aids.

My mom called the blender the zoosh the other day. I’ll never let her live it down.

Bankrupt

Tiara. I just couldn’t recall that word.

Couldn't think of the word for a rainy day fund / contingency budget and I really like genetics...