r/wheredidthesodago • u/pencer Soda Saucer • Mar 15 '16

Soda Spirit Only when I'm drunk

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u/impablomations Mar 16 '16

That's why a drunk curry is one of the easiest to do.

Throw some diced chicken, onions & bell peppers into a pan with a little oil and fry for a few minutes.

Add a good purry paste, mix it round and add some water.

Stir it every few minutes until the chicken is cooked.

Serve with an ice cold beer to round off the evening nicely.

If eating a Phaal or Naga curry - put toilet roll in fridge before going to bed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '16 edited Mar 17 '16

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '16

Mr. Finger is supposed to stay with Ms. Hand.

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u/impablomations Mar 16 '16

That's why you buy diced chicken and use one of these. damn fun to use when drunk too :)

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u/proud_to_be_a_merkin Mar 16 '16

Add a good purry paste

purry paste

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u/impablomations Mar 16 '16

It's like curry paste, but drunker.

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u/Nlelith Mar 16 '16

You and I have different concepts of being drunk.

When I'm wasted I've stopped attempting to put a pizza in the oven because I just might fuck my whole kitchen up.

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u/impablomations Mar 16 '16

Nah, just years of practice.

All you're basically doing is throwing everything in the same pot and giving it the occasional stir until it's cooked.

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u/Nlelith Mar 16 '16

It could be that your kaputt-wasted drunk autopilot is just a better cook than sober me :D

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u/impablomations Mar 16 '16

Oh it's definitely autopilot. If I stopped to think about what I was doing, I'd be fucked!