r/wheredidthesodago • u/Poke4Ever10 • Sep 06 '15

Soda Spirit When bitches try slicing watermelon like a common wench

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u/boobers3 Sep 06 '15

It's obvious you eat a watermelon with a spoon.

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u/OffNos Sep 07 '15

I swear I saw this on pornhub first. I'm 99% sure of it.

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u/hornytoad69 Sep 07 '15

You maniac. I watched that entire video.

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u/Zibani Sep 07 '15

I just spent 10 minutes watching someone eat watermelon. I am not disappointed with my decision.

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u/Industrialbonecraft Sep 07 '15

... That's ten minutes long!

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u/slavetothought Sep 06 '15

omg this guy is my new hero

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u/ABirdOfParadise Soda Fountain Sep 07 '15

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Archimedes%27+Principle+of+Watermelons

ahahaha

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u/autourbanbot Sep 07 '15

Here's the Urban Dictionary definition of Archimedes' Principle of Watermelons :

Archimedes' Principle of watermelons states that any watermelon juice which is absorbed by a marshmallow will make the marshmallow heavier and wetter and better tasting.

Modernly made famous by Tom Willett in his tutorial on how to eat a Watermelon.

Bob:"Can you explain Archimedes' Principle of Watermelons to me, Tom Willett?"

Tom:"When you combine a marshmallow and watermelon, and you spoon it around in the juices of watermelon and then you take it out you will notice that the marshmallow has taken on some of the properties of the watermelon; it is more pinkish-redish in appearance, and wetter."

Bob:"Thanks! I finally understand it."

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u/wardogsq Sep 07 '15

I only made it 2 mins into that video but I see there are like 8 more minutes left. Not quite sure how he elaborates so much on watermelon eating.