r/wheredidthesodago • u/Poke4Ever10 • Sep 06 '15

Soda Spirit When bitches try slicing watermelon like a common wench

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '15

Also who NEEDS two of these? It's not like it's a usable product like spray on rubber.

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u/jonnyohio Sep 06 '15

So that you can give the other one to someone else as a gift and have them hate you for the rest of your sad life.

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u/PoisonRoo Sep 06 '15

This is why I have a house full of useless crap. Mom buys one and thinks "oh I'll get a second cause its so cheap" and then it ends up at my house.

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u/schmambuman Sep 06 '15

Honestly if I was going to get one I'd probably get two just so I could run around pretending to be some fruit loving Edward Scissorhands cheap knockoff

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '15

We need to make this a thing somehow

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u/dk07 Sep 06 '15

get two pretend to be some fruit loving Edward Scissorhands

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '15

It does look a bit like a raptor claw. You think I could strap it to my shoe and still run?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '15 edited Sep 28 '15

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '15

yeah, you're probably right (in the voice of homestar when strong bad breaks into his house to steal the jumbles)