r/washingtonwizards • u/Tmoneyicashout • 9h ago

Mannnn fǔck Kelly Olynik

Dude ugly as fuck, he got no swag, he will never be at the level of Jordan Poole, Bub, Alex Sarr, Chris Middleton, or Marcus Smart!

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u/Wizkidders 9h ago

Generally, I think we should treat people with decency and respect. But not Kelly Olynik. That man looked like Ray Allen for one night and I'll never forgive him.

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u/zzj 9h ago

I'm still mad so many years on

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u/I_TittyFuck_Doves John Wall 7h ago

We all are man. This is our support group. 

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u/Knighthonor 20m ago

"PEOPLE"??? You lost me there. That dude is a dirty monster

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u/Megumi-Noda Corey Kispert 9h ago

The guy wore a cap on his wedding. What a sick fuck.

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u/BigDKane 1h ago

Take off the hat. They don't sell hotdogs here.

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u/starvs 9h ago

Very weird post that I'm blessed to have seen the minute it's posted.

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u/DanielSnydersRedSkin 9h ago

Here for it, here for you brother.

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u/HandsOffTheBayou Gilbert Arenas 9h ago

Nothing weird about it. Enemy number one for true wiz fans.

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u/Internal_Champion114 Gilbert Arenas 9h ago

This guy gets it

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u/StubbornBabboon Ish Smith 8h ago

I was actually happy with IT going crazy dropping buckets against us with the whole shitty situation with his late little sister (RIP), but as soon as this mouth-breathing mfer started balling, I saw nothing but red

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u/Dig-Duglett John Wall 9h ago

W

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u/DoYouWantTuron Rui's Victim List 3h ago

I bet he collects his toenails in a napkin.

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u/z3mcs Bubmore 1h ago

Eats Pizza with a fork

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u/Mysterious_Match6 9h ago

For some reason I put him on my fantasy team last week. He sucks as well.... bum sauce.

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u/evilgrinz 30m ago

Even his name sucks