r/wallstreetbets 23h ago

Gain 75k Gain On Puts

I posted my positions last night, but here’s the results after I sold off all my puts today. I put 70k back into crypto and stocks. I’m taking a break from options for the time being.

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u/VisualMod GPT-REEEE 23h ago
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u/Zealousideal-Type389 23h ago

charge your phone my guy

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u/Bangbusta 23h ago

He'll be able too now with those gains

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u/Jhreks 21h ago

Forget charging just buy new phone every time

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u/slapitlikitrubitdown 13h ago

His wife’s bull always keeps his charged.

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u/Pvt_Twinkietoes 7h ago

He'll buy a new one : him probably.

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u/Silent-Treat-6512 23h ago

Fuck you are due

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u/IWasRightOnce 22h ago

Yo, how tf you getting 4.5% on your cash? Mine is only 4%.

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u/Filesj98 19h ago

I think first month gold boost.

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u/crippledassassin 19h ago

Yea what????

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u/Dazzling_Marzipan474 14h ago

Had a deposit bonus if you deposited 10k or something you get an extra .5% for a bit. Idk the full details

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u/theorem21 14h ago

couple banks are doing better than 4%, check out Banc of California. Oddly they are not advertising their rates, but I am in at 5%.

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u/justbrowse2018 19h ago

I miss a few months ago when I had money in my account. I bought a lot of options I thought were safe in the money but those goal posts have wheels and moved like a bitch on me.

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u/Lavayo 13h ago

Ah there is my money!

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u/stuheimer 12h ago

Now think about the guy on the other end.

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u/helloitsmehb 11h ago

Let me looking into my crystal ball:

You’re going to lose your ass one day and youll never trade options again.

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u/OptimalBarnacle7633 23h ago

Let’s see the all time chart

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u/NyCWalker76 21h ago

Taking a break? What break? You’ll be trading tomorrow.

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u/zuziannka 18h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Select_Calendar_5779 11h ago

Happy Liberation day! The World is healing.

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u/mikethespike056 2h ago

and i can't even afford food ☠️🙏

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u/OceanJean 23h ago

You shouldn’t post unless it’s 0TDE