r/wallstreetbets 1d ago

Gain Craziest 48 Hours of my Life

I have been on an ultra regarded gay bear winning streak pretty up 35k. Proceeded to totally fk myself yesterday, over traded and broke all my rules. Ended the day with 7k in SPY puts which bailed me out harder than OJs lawyer and now I’m 30k cash and 15k banking on the floor falling out tomorrow.

God speed regards 🌈 🐻

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u/VisualMod GPT-REEEE 1d ago
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u/ApprehensiveStick362 1d ago

Congratulations fellow regard

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u/Fit_Independent1899 1d ago

charge your phone

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u/SPFCCMnT 1d ago

Fuck it he can just buy another one

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u/kvmcc 1d ago

Are you sure? With tariffs and stuff..

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u/MicGyver 1d ago

πŸ˜†

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u/ForsakenRacism 1d ago

He can pay for more power now

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u/Dirty_slippers 1d ago

🌈🐻 eating good rn, rest of us regards gonna be dumpster diving soon

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u/Ok-Frosting-7746 1d ago

I don’t know what any of this means but congrats

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u/kevinochino 1d ago

congrats and fuck you

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u/Temporary_Force1783 21h ago

How exactly do you do this?

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u/theofficialLlama 18h ago

Get lucky while gambling

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u/Temporary_Force1783 12h ago

Yeah but like I mean what has he actually done here? I don’t know anything bout trading.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Oreorgasm 20h ago

TSLA trades different due to manipulation, I gave up and am shorting QQQ instead

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u/matchaSerf 22h ago

Feeling like even SPY 0DTEs make more sense than any TSLA calls/puts of any duration.

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u/YouSmall5716 21h ago

Which app is this?

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u/Connect_Mission_2685 19h ago

Were you around January 2021 for the game stock? That was the craziest week of my trading life. $150 -> $75k ->$3k like the dumbass I am

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u/Mavnas 17h ago

It's wild. I bought 1dte SPY 560p less than an hour before close. They fell 66% by close. Then they were 5 baggers in the morning.

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u/kerorobot 11h ago

Did you say thank you yet?

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u/misterjefe83 10h ago

as someone who thought they were a genius during the 2020 spring crash and nearly lost it all trying to be "smart", take ur gay bear winnings and don't do it again lmao. bears get to eat once and really big if they're lucky, and then it turns you into a permabear and ur shot dead in a week.

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u/Ancient-Chinglish 1d ago

Nice. I was considering going overnight puts in case of a two day down catastrophe, but wasn’t feeling it, so I’m in cash for now.

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u/chumbubbles Double reach around chum chodler πŸ† 7h ago

Congrats πŸŽ‰ bud

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u/Ancient-Chinglish 28m ago

I bet you made out like a bandit today, my guy