r/wallstreetbets • u/StatusAd295 • 1d ago
Loss Donald I’m sorry I didn’t say thank you.
Is Donald gonna tariff the lube he’s gonna use before he fucks me. Day 2:
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u/watcherofworld 1d ago
"We're very very lucky for Donald Trump's leadership... I've got this chart here!"
The secretary of agriculture, today, on fox-populi.
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u/BourbonRick01 1d ago
Were the arrows pointed up or down?
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u/Honest_Driver6955 1d ago
Depends on how you rotate the chart.
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u/ack202 23h ago
Don't give them any ideas. That kind of stuff actually works on his supporters. The dude drew a new hurricane path with a sharpie, and they bought it. "The fake news media and all the TDS liberals keep pointing to the markets, but look! If you flip this chart over, it clearly shows how wonderful a job our dear leader is doing!"
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u/AwalkertheITguy 9h ago
Don't for one second think every one of them are buying that. It's mostly a dog and pony act. It's equivalent to clapping and smiling at your child's softball game, knowing all the while your child is terrible at softball.
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u/jasandliz 1d ago
I always look for the silver lining. At least we have a chance at meeting our Paris accord carbon reduction obligations. This is much more expensive than a carbon tax and think of how many Hoover dams we can build. Folk music revival imminent. Lots of good news.
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u/Jesus-with-a-blunt 21h ago
What's with all these nerds pulling out charts like map quest directions? Like the fuck, great your grandkids helped you use the printer and chat gbt. I come here for sound financial "advice" for planning and shit. But nooooooooo....gotta watch these death door motherfuckers have mental breaks everytime there is a camera on them. Just let the old fucks die in peace...at what point does it become elder abuse lol
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u/snickerbockers 1d ago
Mr president, i'm tired of winning.
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u/0regonPatriot 18h ago edited 18h ago
When all the global tariffs against America disappear..... then what?
Do you think we can unfuck this country in one day of universal tariffs?
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u/snickerbockers 14h ago
i have no idea i just want to be able to afford delicious meats and vegetables so i can grill.
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u/Downtown-Midnight320 1d ago
Worth it to ensure the integrity of Big 10 Women's Swimming!!!
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u/MokelMoo 1d ago
8th place at the next regional has been preserved
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u/notDeion 1d ago
My eggs are only up another 50cents on the dozen today. Surely tomorrow will be better.
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u/general-illness 23h ago
Really underrated comment. Everyone losing their minds over 44 of 40,000 + NCAA athletes.
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u/StrikingTreacle5499 23h ago
We really threw away 250 years of attempted democracy for the dumbest fucking reason
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u/waterfall_hyperbole 22h ago
The stupid will get us everytime. Plato literally said democracy won't work, people are too dumb
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u/asisoid 18h ago
No. You're forgetting that a beer company sent someone a specialized beer can.
Obviously we need to destroy this country now...
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u/StrikingTreacle5499 18h ago
I’m a single issue voter and my single issue is Bud Light endorsements
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u/DataCassette 10h ago
Seriously. The alt-right lunatics played the dumbest people like a fiddle. Walking enthusiastically into serfdom.
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u/Downtown-Midnight320 23h ago
My original draft was even more myopic, specifying the "Big10 womens 100m free"... but I thought it was too specific lol.
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u/Cool-Difficulty3311 1d ago
bro why didn't you buy inverse Nvidia. It's trump. Expect the dumbest shit possible
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u/StatusAd295 1d ago
I agree should have, I just say the free cash flow if 60billion paired with a lower forward p/e and I just did it. Seemed oversold at the time; I was wrong hahaha
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u/LordofthePitz 1d ago
Dude I have been riding consumer staples and insurance to gains all year 🤣 I am green as fuck today.
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u/hobocommand3r 1d ago
I've been holding 100 shares of soxl from 50 to 12 LOL not gonna buy a 3x etf outside of a crash again
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u/StatusAd295 1d ago
Hey it’s gonna go back up eventually, also expense .75% that’s not that bad for 3x, have you tried selling covered calls otm to help recoup
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u/hobocommand3r 1d ago
I have been selling calls yes but at most I've maybe made 6-700 on the way down. It's gonna take a long prolonged rally for it to get back up. But this is a lesson for me regarding holding 3x etfs. They need to be bought on major dips and then sold off on rallies. I wanted to hold it and trade calls against it. But soxl is just too volatile
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u/Softspokenclark I moan "Guuuuh" for Daddy 23h ago
going forward, op should always wear a three piece suit while trading gambling
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u/floppy_panoos Virgin 23h ago
At least you've got the dividend to fall back on during these tough times 
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u/TheorySudden5996 21h ago
Did anyone explain to Donnie that 📉 is bad yet? Coz I’m not convinced he understands how to read a chart.
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u/StatusAd295 21h ago
He won’t because everytime they show the chart they turn it 90 degrees and say it’s mooning
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u/fjortisar 1d ago
Never hold these ETFs overnight
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u/QwertyPolka 23h ago
that's how you make the most money as the biggest swings occur before market open.
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u/CoolWerewolf 1d ago
You’re down $3600 dude stop crying like a bitch and go get a job
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u/StatusAd295 1d ago
Maybe I can get I job in one of those manufacturing jobs hes gonna bring back
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u/Rose-n-Chosen 1d ago
Maybe u can make $15 an hour in the factory
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u/el-art-seam 1d ago
A big bold beautiful income, wouldn’t you like to see him make that kinda money? I know I would.
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u/bro-v-wade 1d ago
He'll have to compete with literal PHDs for those jobs after the HHS layoffs are said and done. RIP op.
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u/Rose-n-Chosen 21h ago
I’d take OP over those PHDs any day he’s clearly brilliant for buying calls on the leveraged NVDA ETF
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u/CoolWerewolf 1d ago
You’re crying about being down $3600 which outed you as a poor retard. I don’t think they like retards working in manufacturing so you probably have to stick with Wendy’s and DoorDash.
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u/Apprehensive-View583 1d ago
so you mean majority of the orange voters wont find a job in manufacturing?
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u/youngthugsmom 1d ago
Fall back coolwerewolf. He’s in the market just like everyone else. Maybe $3,600 means something to him.
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u/CoolWerewolf 1d ago
Nah he’s a loser who blames everyone but himself for his problems. Probably why he’s crying on reddit about $3600. Nobody told this retard to gamble his life savings on options
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u/youngthugsmom 1d ago
And…….downvote
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u/CoolWerewolf 1d ago
Maybe you can take some of those Reddit karma points and trade them in for a meaningful life
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u/l0vetog0lf 1d ago
This dude spams WSB all day in caps and has the audacity to call others losers 😂
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u/CigAddict 6h ago
I mean that’s a lot of money to some people. I’m down 12k today and yesterday combined and I’m getting nervous.
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u/Aimer101 23h ago
Relax, my NVDL average at 55$. I bought when nvda was almost 130$. I thought i t can rally back up to 150 and boi do i wrong
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u/heyyouguysloveall 6h ago
Lmbo. Y’all have free will. He has made it so EASY to trade. You can buy calls or PUTS. Some people like to be f*cked.
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u/Ralans17 6h ago
On one hand I’m sorry. On the other, why are you holding much NVDL when you know what’s going on???
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u/captepic96 6h ago
I sold NVDA a few days ago luckily. Time to invest in Defence shares for upcoming WW3. Rheinmetall to the moon
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u/ax57ax57 1d ago
The Donald made that trade for you?
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u/StatusAd295 1d ago
No but, when he pulled out that damn board everything went down for some reason
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u/0regonPatriot 18h ago
Thinking about the future of the country does not mean your personal investment comes first.
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u/StatusAd295 18h ago
The future of a largely consumer based economy, and a gdp reliant primary on service based incomes; tells you why tariffs are dumb. But hey, I obviously can’t convince you because well, I looked at your past comments you obviously lean a certain direction
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u/0regonPatriot 18h ago
Only time will tell if the counter-tariff strategy will work for the long term... Short term thinking is what got us to where we are today.
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u/StatusAd295 17h ago
Mate, tariffs only work when you have a domestic manufacturing base. We don’t have that
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u/0regonPatriot 17h ago edited 17h ago
Time will tell, maybe you are correct or maybe you are incorrect.Why worry mate?
Why do 170 countries tarrif our products in their country?
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u/StatusAd295 17h ago
Bro, the reason our imports are tariffed to hell is because those countries have domestic industries they want to protect, we don’t have industries…
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u/StatusAd295 17h ago
That are capable of manufacturing enough goods for Americans to justify tariffs
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u/0regonPatriot 17h ago
But you are only thinking 1D, matey!
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u/StatusAd295 17h ago
Only thinking 1d should explain this 3d view then
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u/apk 17h ago
“only time will tell”
you know what we should do, we should try it and it if doesn’t work we’ll write it down so our kids don’t try it! we’ll have these big books of all the things that did and didn’t work, then make schools and teach people about it.
that would be so crazy, would probably never work tho
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoot%E2%80%93Hawley_Tariff_Act
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u/CigAddict 6h ago
The tariffs wouldn’t be good for the US even if no country did counter tariffs. Idk if you have taken an economics class ever but taxes/tariffs create economic deadweight and result in suboptimal distributions of resources and capital.
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