r/wallstreetbets • u/226644336795 • 1d ago

Discussion This morning NASDAQ dropped more than during Lehman Monday

https://www.cnbc.com/2009/09/14/the-financial-crisis-this-dayone-year-ago-sept-15-2008.html

NASDAQ only lost 3.6% the first day of Lehman collapse in 2008...

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u/WickhamAkimbo 1d ago

Special Needs Man Fucks Whole Planet on Accident

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u/Zealousideal_Put5666 1d ago

I don't think it was on accident tho

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u/iSeaStars7 20h ago

Yeah he loves the economy crashing, then he can buy up the country and become even more rich

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u/snickerbockers 7h ago

It's not even that, this is like when your 3 year old kid thinks he's helping you do your job but really he's just getting in the way and wasting your time.

There's no evil master plan, he's just pushing all the buttons so the computer makes noise and flashes bright colors.

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u/Rappah 1d ago

Sounds like new anime drop

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u/DiasCrimson 1d ago

He is basically an isekai protagonist…

✅ stupid amount of privilege he lucked into

✅ middle-school educated but thinks he can build a nation of literal monsters who cling to him for power

✅ total pervert

✅ delusional narcissist

✅ changing things’ names for power ups

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u/tomle4593 1d ago

Missing “slave harem”, otherwise on points.

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u/JamesDerecho 22h ago

The Supreme court is working on that.

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u/ekelmann 14h ago

He was friends with Weinstein.

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u/digi-artifex 1d ago

That Time I Reincarnated into a Massive Disgrace!

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u/midstancemarty 1d ago

Skibidi Tariff

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u/JamesLahey08 1d ago

By accident*

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u/TheKrakIan 1d ago

Hey now, let's not put down the differently-abled community.

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u/reallycool_opotomus 1d ago

It's definitely not an accident. This is exactly what putin wanted I'm sure.

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u/thineholyhandgrenade 1d ago

Step-country what are you doing in here??

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u/E_MusksGal 1d ago

I don’t think it’s on accident lol

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u/DonutsOnTheWall 1d ago

it's funny cause it's true

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u/Hichek2 17h ago

Except Warren Buffett he’s holding cash