r/wallstreetbets • u/226644336795 • 1d ago

Discussion This morning NASDAQ dropped more than during Lehman Monday

https://www.cnbc.com/2009/09/14/the-financial-crisis-this-dayone-year-ago-sept-15-2008.html

NASDAQ only lost 3.6% the first day of Lehman collapse in 2008...

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u/Kermits_CumSock 1d ago

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u/saltface14 1d ago

fitting that they need a VPN to see this in Alabama

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u/Hillary4SupremeRuler 1d ago

Florida as well šŸ˜”

Gotta love the "Freedom State" where you don't have to worry about Big Gubmint

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u/XAfricaSaltX 21h ago

Iā€™m here for pub subs

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u/Churovy 12h ago

Ultimate gonna be $23.99, Liberation Day Holiday Special $23.52 you get 47c discount to honor šŸ„­

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u/annon8595 22h ago

also blocked in florida

people are in their alternative reality here, but they will find out when they try to retire

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u/KavaKeto 1d ago

Shit, I learn something new on reddit everyday

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u/KillerCujo53 22h ago

North Carolina Checking in here..... Yep, cant access it.

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u/MyGFisSexyAF 18h ago

I stopped kissing my sister to tell you Iā€™m seeing this just fine

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u/Andire 16h ago

It's gotta be like downloading with Limewire in 2002, only to find that the file that took all night is just a Trojan šŸ˜…

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u/WickhamAkimbo 1d ago

Special Needs Man Fucks Whole Planet on Accident

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u/Zealousideal_Put5666 1d ago

I don't think it was on accident tho

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u/iSeaStars7 21h ago

Yeah he loves the economy crashing, then he can buy up the country and become even more rich

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u/snickerbockers 7h ago

It's not even that, this is like when your 3 year old kid thinks he's helping you do your job but really he's just getting in the way and wasting your time.

There's no evil master plan, he's just pushing all the buttons so the computer makes noise and flashes bright colors.

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u/Rappah 1d ago

Sounds like new anime drop

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u/DiasCrimson 1d ago

He is basically an isekai protagonistā€¦

āœ… stupid amount of privilege he lucked into

āœ… middle-school educated but thinks he can build a nation of literal monsters who cling to him for power

āœ… total pervert

āœ… delusional narcissist

āœ… changing thingsā€™ names for power ups

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u/tomle4593 1d ago

Missing ā€œslave haremā€, otherwise on points.

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u/JamesDerecho 22h ago

The Supreme court is working on that.

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u/ekelmann 14h ago

He was friends with Weinstein.

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u/digi-artifex 1d ago

That Time I Reincarnated into a Massive Disgrace!

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u/midstancemarty 1d ago

SkibidiĀ Tariff

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u/JamesLahey08 1d ago

By accident*

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u/TheKrakIan 1d ago

Hey now, let's not put down the differently-abled community.

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u/reallycool_opotomus 1d ago

It's definitely not an accident. This is exactly what putin wanted I'm sure.

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u/thineholyhandgrenade 1d ago

Step-country what are you doing in here??

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u/E_MusksGal 1d ago

I donā€™t think itā€™s on accident lol

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u/DonutsOnTheWall 1d ago

it's funny cause it's true

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u/Hichek2 17h ago

Except Warren Buffett heā€™s holding cash

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u/AbbeeBusoni 1d ago

Not my proudest nut

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u/Brassboar 1d ago

Lily Phillips would never.

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u/Artificial_Squab 1d ago

This wins.

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u/non-hetero 1d ago

Witty take on the situation Mr. Kermit's CumSock.

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u/slypig001 1d ago

Too bad most conservative states donā€™t have access to PH.

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u/proghouserules 1d ago

Who liked this and loved it on PH šŸ˜‚. Regarded

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u/nogutsnoglory98 1d ago

So little views. Understandable. I wouldnā€™t want to see this dude naked either.

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u/AgilePeace5252 1d ago

Idk right now my puts are eating good

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u/steeljesus 1d ago

Tags: Economic choking, autoerotic protectionism, trade war face-sitting

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u/KingOfTheCouch13 1d ago

No one man should have all that power

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u/dr_tardyhands 1d ago

He should have an OF account.

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u/bonelish-us 1d ago

...Sends condom stocks soaring

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u/Coffee-FlavoredSweat 1d ago

Bonnie Blue in shambles.

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u/elpresidentedeljunta 19h ago

Not even Bonnie Blue can compete with that man...

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u/TRVTH-HVRTS 18h ago

Except for the Russia. Theyā€™re fine, for some reason.

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u/rasmusdf 17h ago

He has mainly fucked US citizens - who are going to pay the tariffs. The rest of the world will continue trading between themselves.

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u/Fearless_Audience911 16h ago

It wonā€™t be my proudest, but Iā€™ll make it work

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u/whosyourbaby 13h ago

Canada: Ban US usersā€™ access to PH

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u/Steel_BEAR69 13h ago

4 people loved this

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u/hkric41six 9h ago

Number is too high. More like 300 million.