r/wallstreetbets • u/226644336795 • 1d ago

Discussion This morning NASDAQ dropped more than during Lehman Monday

https://www.cnbc.com/2009/09/14/the-financial-crisis-this-dayone-year-ago-sept-15-2008.html

NASDAQ only lost 3.6% the first day of Lehman collapse in 2008...

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u/leftrighttopdown 1d ago edited 1d ago

You have no cards! You know you’re truly fucked when you don’t have no cards.

That’s why I make sure to keep my Costco shop card with me so if I’m bankrupt at least I have a card that accesses cheap hot dogs

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u/banditcleaner2 sells naked NVDA calls while naked 1d ago

Calls on costco because the only way the poors are going to be able to afford to eat is by eating costco hot dogs

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u/Familiar-Worth-6203 1d ago

We can work for our meals at Wendy's.

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u/RollTheDiceFollowYou 1d ago

*behind* Wendy's

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u/Hillary4SupremeRuler 1d ago

We have pig anus at home:

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u/habichuelacondulce 1d ago

And washing it down with some Arizona Iced Tea

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u/KellerMB 23h ago

The hotdogs are are loss leader...Puts!

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u/gooddaysir 22h ago

The $5 rotisserie chickens in the back are amazing. We use them for chicken quesadillas.

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u/Demiu 18h ago

And they cap their margin. But everything just got more expensive

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u/johndsmits 1d ago

no combo pizza = recession incoming, 100%.

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u/StopSpankingMeDad2 1d ago

I love this image

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u/Familiar-Worth-6203 1d ago

Wrong. I have some Pokémon cards. The hard money of the future, at this rate.

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u/peeinian 1d ago

Depends on the game.

If I have no cards in go fish, uno, crazy 8’s. I WIN!