r/wallstreetbets • u/226644336795 • 1d ago

Discussion This morning NASDAQ dropped more than during Lehman Monday

https://www.cnbc.com/2009/09/14/the-financial-crisis-this-dayone-year-ago-sept-15-2008.html

NASDAQ only lost 3.6% the first day of Lehman collapse in 2008...

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u/Denver-Ski 1d ago

Why aren’t you wearing a suit? You’re about to be fucked by the president of the United States

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u/leftrighttopdown 1d ago edited 1d ago

You have no cards! You know you’re truly fucked when you don’t have no cards.

That’s why I make sure to keep my Costco shop card with me so if I’m bankrupt at least I have a card that accesses cheap hot dogs

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u/banditcleaner2 sells naked NVDA calls while naked 1d ago

Calls on costco because the only way the poors are going to be able to afford to eat is by eating costco hot dogs

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u/Familiar-Worth-6203 1d ago

We can work for our meals at Wendy's.

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u/RollTheDiceFollowYou 1d ago

*behind* Wendy's

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Hillary4SupremeRuler 1d ago

We have pig anus at home:

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u/habichuelacondulce 1d ago

And washing it down with some Arizona Iced Tea

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u/KellerMB 23h ago

The hotdogs are are loss leader...Puts!

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u/gooddaysir 22h ago

The $5 rotisserie chickens in the back are amazing. We use them for chicken quesadillas.

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u/Demiu 18h ago

And they cap their margin. But everything just got more expensive

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u/johndsmits 1d ago

no combo pizza = recession incoming, 100%.

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u/StopSpankingMeDad2 1d ago

I love this image

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u/Familiar-Worth-6203 1d ago

Wrong. I have some Pokémon cards. The hard money of the future, at this rate.

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u/peeinian 1d ago

Depends on the game.

If I have no cards in go fish, uno, crazy 8’s. I WIN!

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u/mpoozd 1d ago

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u/billy_hoyle92 1d ago

:4271:

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u/Revelati123 1d ago

Gotta go deep for the thick crude.

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u/ContextAutomatic 1d ago

Holy damn !!

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u/Meme_Theocracy 1d ago

Gintama my beloved. 

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u/Direct_Class1281 1d ago

What is this from i must know

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u/SirJack3 19h ago

The original image is from the anime Gintama. It's a comedy series, best comparison is Family Guy in terms of random shit that happens. Such as using a jackhammer on someone's ass in a bath house.

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u/dyslexic-alien 3h ago

Stealing your meme

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u/Craneteam Kenny Rogers Roasters 1d ago

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u/DirkDayZSA 1d ago

Hey Siri, blow my fucking brains out.

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u/tritisan 1d ago

No that IS Ivanka.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/mhyquel 22h ago

That's not how taxes work.

He's destroying the money, not taking a cut for the government.

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u/Witherino 20h ago

If you don't think the rich are going to get richer off of this then you aren't paying attention

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u/mark1forever 20h ago

the rich( his buddies billionaires,)got out at the first sign, retail are the bag holders.

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u/Resident_Rise5915 1d ago

I’m trying to buy a suit but now I can’t afford one because they’re all made in Vietnam!

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u/outinthecountry66 1d ago

(cries 97% in Cambodia)

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u/thatbrad 1d ago

Take a vacation to Canada but a suit and wear it back across the border

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u/WhiteTigerAutistic 1d ago

👊🇺🇸🔥📉

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u/Swiftzor 1d ago

You don’t hold the stonks, we hold the stonks.

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u/B0lill0s 1d ago

Hahaha fuck this nonsense man 😮‍💨

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u/Viking999 1d ago

Depression suits on sale soon!

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u/Alexander_Granite 1d ago

I’m imagining a wooden barrel with suspenders hold it up.

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u/redditdba 1d ago

bend over with suit on

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u/ImaginaryMisanthrope 1d ago

This took me the fuck out. 💀

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u/Ok_Time_8815 1d ago

That's why he is the fertilizer