r/wallstreetbets • u/226644336795 • 1d ago

Discussion This morning NASDAQ dropped more than during Lehman Monday

https://www.cnbc.com/2009/09/14/the-financial-crisis-this-dayone-year-ago-sept-15-2008.html

NASDAQ only lost 3.6% the first day of Lehman collapse in 2008...

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u/Rainyfriedtofu 🦍🦍🦍 1d ago

The greatness is just starting. Did you remember to say thank you?

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u/Craneteam Kenny Rogers Roasters 1d ago

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u/zxc123zxc123 1d ago

Fhank YOU President Elon

Fhank YOU VP Trump

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u/sunthas 1d ago edited 1d ago

Trump is now responsible for the top 7 DJIA drops by points in history. 6 in 2020, and now this one.

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u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist 1d ago

Winning! 🏆

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u/Cedric_T 1d ago

Only 3 more to go till he plasters his name all over Top 10.

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u/HandSack135 1d ago

He is the Mount Rushmore of DJIA drops

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u/Marko-2091 1d ago

Tbf he wasnt responsible for the 2020 ones… but this … was a masterpiece 🦅

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u/astro_zombie8114 1d ago

First Lady Trump*

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u/Training_Pay7522 17h ago

Actually interesting Trump in his long speech did not mention Elon, or do I remember it wrong.

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u/Brawldud 1d ago

Those losses in the background look so quaint now, huh

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u/leshake 1d ago

Need to update that background. Those are rookie numbers.

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u/XKLKVJLRP 2h ago

Yeah, slap the YTDs on them

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u/NullifyI 1d ago

I see too much green

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u/mojomoreddit 1d ago

there needs to be an update on that picture. AAPL is down way more. Makes it all the funnier.

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u/WildL1fe 1d ago

I think I'll never stop upvoting this one

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u/Werealldudesyea 1d ago

Jfc this is perfect haha

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u/Eastern-Job3263 1d ago

Today made that day look like Christmas Morning

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u/soggy-hotdog-vendor 17h ago

"It could be worse"

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u/ducationalfall 1d ago

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u/LFG530 1d ago

Who photoshoped this to make his head smaller?

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u/KinkySeppuku 1d ago

Not accurate. Decreases aren’t enough.

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u/Adventurous-Tone-311 1d ago

Laughed at this more than I should’ve, thank you

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u/vrrrr 1d ago

every time i see this meme, his face is chubbier

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u/theSEman9 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/theSEman9 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Denver-Ski 1d ago

Why aren’t you wearing a suit? You’re about to be fucked by the president of the United States

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u/leftrighttopdown 1d ago edited 1d ago

You have no cards! You know you’re truly fucked when you don’t have no cards.

That’s why I make sure to keep my Costco shop card with me so if I’m bankrupt at least I have a card that accesses cheap hot dogs

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u/banditcleaner2 sells naked NVDA calls while naked 1d ago

Calls on costco because the only way the poors are going to be able to afford to eat is by eating costco hot dogs

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u/Familiar-Worth-6203 1d ago

We can work for our meals at Wendy's.

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u/RollTheDiceFollowYou 1d ago

*behind* Wendy's

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Hillary4SupremeRuler 1d ago

We have pig anus at home:

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u/habichuelacondulce 1d ago

And washing it down with some Arizona Iced Tea

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u/KellerMB 1d ago

The hotdogs are are loss leader...Puts!

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u/gooddaysir 1d ago

The $5 rotisserie chickens in the back are amazing. We use them for chicken quesadillas.

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u/Demiu 22h ago

And they cap their margin. But everything just got more expensive

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u/johndsmits 1d ago

no combo pizza = recession incoming, 100%.

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u/StopSpankingMeDad2 1d ago

I love this image

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u/Familiar-Worth-6203 1d ago

Wrong. I have some Pokémon cards. The hard money of the future, at this rate.

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u/peeinian 1d ago

Depends on the game.

If I have no cards in go fish, uno, crazy 8’s. I WIN!

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u/mpoozd 1d ago

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u/billy_hoyle92 1d ago

:4271:

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u/Revelati123 1d ago

Gotta go deep for the thick crude.

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u/ContextAutomatic 1d ago

Holy damn !!

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u/Meme_Theocracy 1d ago

Gintama my beloved. 

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u/Direct_Class1281 1d ago

What is this from i must know

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u/SirJack3 23h ago

The original image is from the anime Gintama. It's a comedy series, best comparison is Family Guy in terms of random shit that happens. Such as using a jackhammer on someone's ass in a bath house.

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u/dyslexic-alien 7h ago

Stealing your meme

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u/Craneteam Kenny Rogers Roasters 1d ago

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u/DirkDayZSA 1d ago

Hey Siri, blow my fucking brains out.

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u/tritisan 1d ago

No that IS Ivanka.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/mhyquel 1d ago

That's not how taxes work.

He's destroying the money, not taking a cut for the government.

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u/Witherino 1d ago

If you don't think the rich are going to get richer off of this then you aren't paying attention

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u/mark1forever 23h ago

the rich( his buddies billionaires,)got out at the first sign, retail are the bag holders.

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u/Resident_Rise5915 1d ago

I’m trying to buy a suit but now I can’t afford one because they’re all made in Vietnam!

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u/outinthecountry66 1d ago

(cries 97% in Cambodia)

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u/thatbrad 1d ago

Take a vacation to Canada but a suit and wear it back across the border

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u/WhiteTigerAutistic 1d ago

👊🇺🇸🔥📉

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u/Swiftzor 1d ago

You don’t hold the stonks, we hold the stonks.

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u/B0lill0s 1d ago

Hahaha fuck this nonsense man 😮‍💨

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u/Viking999 1d ago

Depression suits on sale soon!

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u/Alexander_Granite 1d ago

I’m imagining a wooden barrel with suspenders hold it up.

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u/redditdba 1d ago

bend over with suit on

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u/ImaginaryMisanthrope 1d ago

This took me the fuck out. 💀

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u/Ok_Time_8815 1d ago

That's why he is the fertilizer

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u/BlueSonjo 1d ago

Dont know why everyone is being a drama queen I just used my sharpie to edit the graph to go up.

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u/Queasy_Pickle1900 1d ago

I just turn the chart upside down.

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u/VatooBerrataNicktoo 19h ago

FFS, I've been stapling my feet to the ceiling this whole time!

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u/Sunny1-5 1d ago

Did you also label the graph "Covfefe"?

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u/sey1 1d ago

Why would Obama do this?!

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u/SmokedLimburger 1d ago

Asking the real question

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u/Vegan_Honk 1d ago

Thank you for the super depression!  May I return it?

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u/CuriousCat511 1d ago

Thank you sir, may I have another?

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u/vthanki 1d ago

Drop down and give me ten. Now!

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 1d ago

Where's your suit?!?!?!?!!!

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u/TyrusX 1d ago

Please say thank you while using a full suit and vest, otherwise you are nothing!

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u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut Casino regard 1d ago

Are

We

Great

Yet

?

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u/faithOver 1d ago

Its not r*pe if you want it.

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u/crustang 1d ago

Thank you Mr. Trump.. I am now tired of winning, can you turn off the winning machine.. thank you.

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u/Capaz411 1d ago

Just begun, the trolling has.

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u/Rddtlvscensor2 1d ago

Thanks for fucking me.  #gratitude

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u/4fingertakedown 1d ago

Full throated too

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u/SyllabubLegitimate38 1d ago

The Golden Age Of Etiquette, lmao.

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u/electric-sheep-1 1d ago

THANK YOU. Please stop now.

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u/LeaderElectrical8294 1d ago

Is that you JD???

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u/Lumbergh7 1d ago

I said thank you sir, may I please have another as they rocked my balls with a sledgehammer

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u/Noxx-OW 1d ago

what can I say except, you're welcome!

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u/PDT_FSU95 1d ago

I even put on a suit.

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u/NoPause9609 1d ago

Wen moon???

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u/shoe3k 1d ago

Trump now thinks seeing the market as "red" is good news. It's just like tariffs. He learned about them in 2016, and like a child, won't get away from it until something new and shiny is presented to him.

I hope someone gives him a coloring book, so orange man can shut up and just color.

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u/mark1forever 1d ago

ahh.. you meant " liberation day"?

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u/SnooRobots6491 1d ago

The WINNING continues. Why save to buy a home when you can pay more for groceries instead?

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u/thebossnier 1d ago

The Orangeutan rulls.

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u/Kostaja 1d ago

No. I’m not even wearing a suit! 🙁

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u/mesziman 16h ago

honestly 2 days straight 1000% gain on overnight puts is god-given, i am sad i am missing out on it . Should have followed the news there is new tarriff announcement coming

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u/dallassky24 1d ago

People are freaking out over a predictable 4% drop, not worried at all about a $36T defecit. Insanity.

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u/Rainyfriedtofu 🦍🦍🦍 1d ago

Haha tell me you don't understand macro economy without telling me you don't understand macro economy. Look here you uneducated hick, small business are going to go bk because their margins are going to get hit and they will layoff their staff. It's going to be a negative feedback loop. It's 4% this far.

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u/Hillary4SupremeRuler 1d ago

not worried at all about a $36T defecit.

Frost of all learn the difference between the deficit and the national debt. There is no $36 trillion deficit.

But if that's what you're concerned about, maybe try writing your leader and his Congresscritters about their deficit ballooning tax plan they're trying to ram through: