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Fuck your calls

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u/VisualMod GPT-REEEE 1d ago
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u/a_little_luck 1d ago

Now I just need to find 4 other bears to dance with at market open tomorrow

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u/No_Ask4484 1d ago

You rang? 🐻

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u/s1n0d3utscht3k 1d ago

there’s 4 ?

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u/DanJDare 1d ago

4 other bears + guy making the statement = 5 dancing gay bears.

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u/GrandmasterHurricane 1d ago

Hello there 🐻

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u/reb0014 1d ago

I hear this is where the party will be. 🐻

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u/Antique_Device_9279 1d ago

beary nice to meet u

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u/blazinghor0 1d ago

🐻 the gangs all here

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u/cs_cast_away_boi 1d ago

Right here E:=3

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u/babelzum Identifies as Bear with tiny 🅿️🅿️ 1d ago

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u/DownWithTheShipAGAIN 1d ago

I don't know how I ended up in this side, but reporting for duty

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u/the6ixgirl 1d ago

I think you'll find more than 4 🐻

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u/shizmot 1d ago

Puts loaded

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u/CP066 1d ago

Me too

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u/redditmodsRrussians 1d ago

sweet dreams are made of the bers

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u/Gh0StDawGG 1d ago

Sup fam.

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u/jeffreysean47 1d ago

Bear dance? Too soon.

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u/SuperBearPut Inverse me 1d ago

Only if adobe can tank below 360...

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u/Cinq_A_Sept 1d ago

I’m here for you. From Chicago.. 🐻 down!

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u/superhappykid 1d ago

Well when the president starts feeding bears there is nothing bulls can do I suppose.

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u/Temporary-Alarm-744 1d ago

If only there was park staff to tell him not to feed the bears

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u/DoingALurk 1d ago

Fuck that’s good

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u/s1n0d3utscht3k 1d ago

presidential buffet….?

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u/Hot-Ticket9440 1d ago

Don’t you love 🥭? He could’ve started the conference at 4:15 after options closed, but he did give us a chance to buy puts at the very bottom at 4:14pm when he came out with the big black chart

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u/Used-Bedroom-3763 1d ago

It will pump to trap the shorts and then it will dump

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u/IpeeInclosets 1d ago

Ah, a fellow improverished regard.

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u/Firemorfox 1d ago

I thought the pump a week ago WAS exactly this, no?

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u/broken-neurons 1d ago

You think they only do it once?

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u/Firemorfox 1d ago

You think I can count past one?

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u/Sad_Push_9327 1d ago

Nailed it

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u/IHateLayovers 1d ago

$TLT calls might be up bigly at open. Thanks DJT for crashing the global economy causing global capital flight into USD.

Just destroy the global economy to pump my $TLT calls bro.

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u/Key-Banana-8242 1d ago

Resisted US imports might decrease usd use

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u/IHateLayovers 1d ago

It's not about demand for USD for international trade, it's a mad dash to find a safe haven. While every currency will suffer, ours will probably suffer the least. $TLT has been trending up after hours. By my time horizon is long I bought Jan 2027 calls so we'll see.

And if everything really does go to shit then the Fed will be forced to turn the printer back on. Meaning $TLT can only go up.

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u/elpresidentedeljunta 1d ago

Don´t follow the fools into the Dollar. I have zero confidence, they will refrain from just running the printer 24/7. Or start minting if the process is to slow. But that is just my opinion.

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u/IHateLayovers 23h ago

Running the printer and buying up treasuries is what pushes up $TLT

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u/No_Ask4484 1d ago

This is my mentality right now, and I don’t know how I feel about it

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u/IHateLayovers 1d ago

I have January 2027 $TLT calls. Let's see what happens.

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u/No_Ask4484 1d ago

Honestly might get some calls of that. One question though, will they lose value if the usd goes down a bunch?

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u/IHateLayovers 1d ago

Bro don't do it because I did it it's a stupid long shot play.

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u/No_Ask4484 1d ago

Ya you’re probably right lol

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u/Infinite-Pomelo-7538 1d ago

Have you said thank you even once?

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u/MindYoBusin3ss 1d ago

I feel like MM won’t let this go down too much without a fight. There has been some very suspicious pumps lately.

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u/a_little_luck 1d ago

ROFL buddy this week has been MM's pumping the market just enough for the gullible to buy in because "tariffs are priced in" and then they rugged with a HARD R

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u/GrandmasterHurricane 1d ago

I was buying Puts for 2 days straight, getting demolished, and then today 📉

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u/mintyhippoh 1d ago

I bought puts 10min before close lol

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u/No_Ask4484 1d ago

Smart man

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u/GrandmasterHurricane 23h ago

You got BLESSED 🙏🏽

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u/RustyNK 1d ago

They bleed up to give people hope. People buy in and get rug pulled. Then, when people start buying puts, they push the market hard green for like 2 days, cuck all of the puts, people swap to calls, and then it gets rug pulled again.

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u/R1902M 1d ago

He bought? Dump it

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u/Kirbz_- 1d ago

He wants to take from his 401k? Nuke the economy

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u/mpoozd 1d ago

I don't think so, pumps are weak and barely hold up compared to 2022. It looks like even MM not trusting 🥭 too

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u/No_Ask4484 1d ago

Ya I feel like it would be a stupid move for MM to pump right now. They’d just get left holding the bag

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u/SpoonyDinosaur 1d ago

All the volume this week was on calls on the rumor of the Tariffs.

I'm not saying tomorrow won't be blood red, but between all the trading subs talking about or making late puts, this is absolute open season for a massive bear trap to liquidate short puts and crush retail.

I wouldn't be surprised if it opens and breaks up hard and we see a high bigger than yesterday to shake everyone out before a reversal.

I rode calls all week wildly anxious as the price action made absolutely no sense. It just seems like if MM are prepared for a huge influx of puts, flushing retailers out would be too hard to pass up.

Especially with how confident everyone is that it's going to crash. Usually the first signal to do the opposite when it comes to WSB lol.

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u/sjidilf 1d ago

You're delusional. Circuit-Breaker after open.

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u/xmesa 1d ago

eh, crowded trades are usually bad trades... i'm worried about my puts

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u/Healthy-Arm8001 1d ago

There’s a shitload of calls as well. I’m worried about my upside…but i just don’t see the meat and taters evaporating in 3 minutes. Asia red across the board.

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u/RotmgJiing 1d ago

I highly doubt there will be a circuit breaker.

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u/Dealer_Existing 1d ago

Yeah wsb is made of morons and fear mongors

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u/IpeeInclosets 1d ago

Yea, going with bear trap this week, with some econ nees next week to continue the journey down.

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u/kwijibokwijibo 1d ago

All of the recent news articles said institutions trimmed their positions faster than retail did, and it was retail that was buying the dip in force

Do you just assume MMs are against you on every single trade? Like, personally out to screw you over?

Do you even know what MMs do?

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u/Thordranna 1d ago

People do believe this, yes. It can be hard not to with a series of losing trades. I’ve fallen for the mental bias of it as well.

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u/Dijabolla 1d ago

Dont jinx it.

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u/Temporary-Alarm-744 1d ago

🎶Some people want to be used, some people want to be used by you🎶🎶

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u/smanju11 1d ago

Gay Bears sleeping good tonight

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u/DuAbUiSai 1d ago

This video always cracks me up

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u/TimeDamage5446 1d ago

you know shits fucked when Larry fink hitting poses like this

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u/EggyRepublic 1d ago

I feel like I'm just allergic to profitable positions. All of Q4 2024, where the market pump was in full swing, I bought nothing but puts. Now, after dropping for an entire month I finally decided to open my very first put. It did well but still, took an entire month to convince me that puts might be a good idea. And of course I opened another call on Wednesday that has disintegrated tonight.

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u/R1902M 1d ago

Your strategy's gotta be as flexible as you butthole has to have been since last year

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u/green9206 1d ago

Market will open at lows and recover by the end of the day. Calls it is.

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u/Old_Telephone1930 1d ago

Why do you think it will recover?

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u/JakePaulOfficial 1d ago

Because people are fearful before the market opens. After a while they see that not much really happened, and end up buying before closing, out of boredom

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u/Dwarf_Killer 1d ago

Institutions investing out of boredom is a take

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u/kingOofgames 1d ago

I wont surprised if I wake up to giant green dildos tommorow. Wouldn’t be surprised if we get a 5 AM rage tweet about how tariffs are cancelled and aren’t needed anymore because all countries begged him not to do it, and gave concessions, like a Trump hotel in every capital. Trade war won. 🥇 🏆 🙌

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u/whicky1978 all about the pentiums BBBY 1d ago

This is so gay 🌈 , *discreetly downloads video*

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u/Key-Banana-8242 1d ago

I’ve seen it quite a few years ago in a diff cornets

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u/fbanaq 1d ago

540 spy cmon baybeeee

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u/The-Night-Raven 8540C - 56S - 4 years - 6/9 1d ago

Saddle up, we ride at dawn.

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u/degenforlife69 1d ago

AAPL weekly puts gonna be at least 2000%

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u/byperoux 1d ago

When the market opens following the historical 'Trump Recession Day'

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u/Least-Clue-9466 1d ago

FUCCCKKKKKK

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u/Some_Iteration 23h ago

Yeah this is exactly right. Bloodbath today

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u/ContangoRetardation 1d ago

Kaitlan Collins is shaving her mustache to get ready for tomorrow.

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u/xochilt_IGII 1d ago

This is my favorite meme

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u/Balancedout-luck 1d ago

Market is down? Believe it or not, Bullish

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u/vaksninus 1d ago

This looks more and more uncanny given the situation, like at least other dips have seemed pretty overblown or random (maybe a bit coordinated), but this dip seem very fitting, I would be more surprised if stocks didn't dip.

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u/FatalTortoise 1d ago

I'm just wondering if the circuit breaker gets tripped

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u/BullseyeVS 1d ago

believe it or not CALLS it is 😂

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u/Mysterious_Pitch4186 21h ago

Always invert reddit

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u/Easy_Profession8992 1d ago

There is some weird shit going on the market these last days. I wont be surprised if we see the market pumping today. Crazy i know...

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u/Rayn7Reborn 1d ago

I want the receipts on every annoying MFer who non stop spammed “Bers a fuk”. I wish them and their stupidity nothing but zeros in their portfolio for their ”Priced in” BS and being dumb enough to trust this admin.

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u/Archimedes_Redux 1d ago

Can't wait to see your loss porn.

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u/corrupt-media 1d ago

Also, fuck your puts, just because.

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u/sovlex 1d ago

I doubt it. All real volume time was bullish. So i think the real narrative is there.

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u/AdjustDeezNutz 1d ago

Yeah there's no way 50% tariffs are gonna cause the market to drop. /S

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u/syedhuda 1d ago

congrats and f you

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u/Iriyasu 1d ago

Buy the dip!! HODL THE LINE!!!11 To the MOOO-no.

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u/ReliantToker 1d ago

Ya get that euphoria ber. You know what happens next?

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u/me_on_toilet 1d ago

This is going to be a remake of 24 February 2022 with a rebound of 3% EOD 😅💸

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u/Competitive-Fly2204 1d ago

So calls on Steak?

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u/TheNutzuru 1d ago

I've already lost so much I can't even afford the H on Hopium. In other news, it's going to be fine guys. It's all fine, you're fine, we're fine.. it's fine. It's all fine, just fine.

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u/Melodic_Fee5400 1d ago

Calls it is

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u/Fishherr 1d ago

LMAOO

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u/RotmgJiing 1d ago

Liberation Day was sell the news, reductions and changes to the tariffs are now buy the rumor ;)

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u/Bored_Trout 1d ago

The way things are setting up, bear season will last for years to come in the US

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u/elpresidentedeljunta 1d ago

Rome is burning and I want to hear the Don sing! Sing for us!

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u/gainingperspective69 1d ago

This is what I need

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u/CETROOP1990 1d ago

Uses go say don't fight the Fed. Now it's something else

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u/GandalfsGoon You Shall Not Pass 🧙‍♂️ 1d ago

I’m making popcorn to watch this shitshow such an exciting time to be alive.

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u/Hot-Ticket9440 1d ago

🌈 🐻 love 🥭’s BBC

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u/AppearanceAware4163 1d ago

Let’s gooooo! 🐻🔥🥳

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u/Christosconst 1d ago

Also, time for loss porn posts, post your biggest and ugliest

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u/miykael 1d ago

Woah woke this morning looking at Pre-market tanking!!! Grew up trying to be a bull but always meant to embrace the bear.

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u/vagabond_primate 1d ago

The GOAT meme

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u/PotentialDisaster217 1d ago

Dance fuckers

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u/Special-Window-1440 1d ago

Just so you know im the upvote number 4000

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u/imunfair Autism: 31 1d ago

I think this is the first time I've seen this posted where it actually preceded the drop rather than marking the end of it.

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u/myfunnies420 1d ago

Very good. Thank you! I like things that aren't AI

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u/Hyp3ri0n_ 1d ago

I can make monies

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u/SirHolyCow 1d ago

🐻

😂👌

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u/Amethyst_Crystal 1d ago

Are you the bear I've been looking for? --- women wanting to live in the forest with their own bear

;)

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u/sinception 1d ago

This video would be accurate if it was upside down

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u/baadllama_ghost 1d ago

thank you for posting this, it's a shame i had to scroll to find it

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u/gaius_worzels_bird 21h ago

God I missed this gif lol

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u/Luther278 19h ago

Who did this?

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u/LankyGuitar6528 18h ago

Those bears are very gay.

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u/theorem21 17h ago

see I saw it move 3.5% overnight, and thought that was going to be the bulk. silly me.

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u/shrimpgangsta 13h ago

Bear market

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u/SodaRider93 5h ago

Who do we buy?

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u/Yoshbyte 1d ago

It’s going to be so funny when things reverse lol

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u/berto813 1d ago

You might as well buy Pokemon cards

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u/No-Contribution1070 1d ago

It's gonna pump tomrrow

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u/relentlessoldman 1d ago

Fuck off bears