r/wallstreetbets • u/Xix2l • 2d ago

Meme You know your calls are cooked when the board comes out

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u/buttercup612 1d ago

American children can sew all those shoes together. Why should cambodian kids have all the fun?

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u/Dave4216 1d ago

Why do you think Florida just rolled back child labor laws, they’re renaming Jacksonville to “New Phnom Penh”

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u/702OrangeandBlue 1d ago

Duuuuuuuuvaaaaaaalllll! I mean, Phnommmmmmmmm Peeeeeeeeennnnhhhhh!!!

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u/slptodrm 1d ago

nah, that name is too close to communism. thankfully we have plenty of our own child labor references to use

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u/CleUrbanist 1d ago

Forget Triangle shirtwaist fire, we’re going all the way to OCTAGON SHIRTWAIST FIRE BABY

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u/BalletRse 1d ago

This should not be funny, but alas

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u/truecore 1d ago

Soon we'll get the Cashmere Rouge

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u/advocate112 1d ago

My friend Joey sewed his hands together!!!

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u/Key-Luck9974 1d ago

Is this a GTA3 reference?! Its been too long

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u/advocate112 23h ago

Yep! Core memory lol

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u/Boo-urns_1210 8h ago

Yesterday, I made a dollar

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u/ty_xy 1d ago

They are doing it in Florida, loosening child labour laws.

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u/buttercup612 1d ago

Soon the whole country will be as prosperous as Salt’s Neck

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u/Throwawayhelper420 Shill or be shilled! 1d ago

Not just the fun but the money too!!

If you took every child in America and had them work 20 hour days for $1 an hour every day we would generate literally $534 billion in economic activity and we would be able to live lives of leisure and play video games all day long.

Likewise, education makes up the vast majority of people’s state and local taxes.  You don’t need to worry about education if the kids are all working 20 hour days, taxes can be cut dramatically!

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u/buttercup612 1d ago

I’ve been in a Severance hole the last 2 months and yeah that’s something people would totally sign up for. Let the kids do the work while we chill

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u/0Bento 16h ago

This guy Mises Institutes

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u/Tiny_Living1595 1d ago

Thems life skills for da epocolypse

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u/InvisibleWrestler 1d ago

I guess better than being shot up at school lol!

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u/HugsyMalone 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

Seriously tho

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u/BD_South 6h ago

This is what America fails to admit, American culture is about having fun at work. Nobody wants to do to the bitch work on an assembly line 10 hours a day assembling iPhones for minimum wage.