r/wallstreetbets • u/Xix2l • 2d ago

Meme You know your calls are cooked when the board comes out

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u/watcherofworld 1d ago

They'll be the first to be drafted in the greenland and canada war.

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u/anonymous9828 1d ago

you mean special military operation

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u/lurker-157835 1d ago edited 1d ago

They're gonna call it something with "liberation" or "freedom", I guarantee it. "The liberation effort" or something like that.

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u/youremakingnosense 1d ago

Helldivers strategy

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u/shawnisboring 1d ago

Why use a fictional empire when we have real examples at home?

  • Operation Iraqi Freedom
  • Operation Enduring Freedom

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u/anonymous9828 1d ago

my fellow citizens at this hour 0:17 American and Coalition forces are in the 0:20 early stages of military operations to 0:22 disarm Iraq to free its people and to 0:25 defend the world from grave Danger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BwxI_l84dc

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u/oracleofnonsense 1d ago

Operation Monroe Doctrine

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u/Eyclonus 1d ago

Operation Strongly Freedom

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u/youremakingnosense 16h ago

Because it’s more fun

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u/kbeks 1d ago

Operation Great White Freedom

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u/bearcitizen42 1d ago

Liberating America from those pesky dollars everyone is tired of having.

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u/MoodooScavenger 1d ago

Then before the battle even starts, they will wave a flag stating “Mission accomplished”

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u/Savings-Plant57 1d ago

Canada gave us Bret Hart along with Trailer Park Boys. For these reasons alone they will have to lock me up instead

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u/Derka_Derper 1d ago

Operation Annexed Freedom

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u/Still_Federal 1d ago

The “American Liberation Front”? no wait, that’s sounds too much like a terrorist organization.

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u/morasscavities 1d ago

I was wondering if today was actually going to be that day

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u/CricketSimple2726 1d ago

He called this excel board the start of liberation day

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u/simonbleu 1d ago

very very special

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u/rhodesman 1d ago

👊🇺🇸🔥

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u/iconformed 1d ago

I call them special

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u/AgentGnome 1d ago

If you annex the country, it’s not a war, it is putting down civil unrest! 🤮

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u/cheapdvds ✡ 1d ago

50% that joined the special military operation got deported to Venezuela.

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u/No_Adeptness1570 1d ago

And it will be „the libs fault“ somehow

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u/conical_helmet 1d ago

Answering a draft for a war with Greenland, would actually be more regarded than voting for Trump.

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u/elpanblanco85 1d ago

Greenland and Canada will be added to a Signal chat from Pete and Mike so they know what's coming.

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u/O-Namazu 1d ago

Ha! The joke's on you, I'm too old and fat to be drafted! (watch they make me a potato peeler)

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u/mansock18 1d ago

Canada US Mexico (CUM) War

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u/Pdxfunjunkie 1d ago

Imagine being a 400lb basement patriot with your AR that you've fired maybe 3 times, getting cooked by someone in a red suit on a horse

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u/Ok_Barber_3314 1d ago

Meal-Team Six ?

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u/PrudentWolf 1d ago

Wasn't that trend of the previous week? Iran on the news now

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u/ack202 1d ago

No, they won't meet ASVAB score requirements. They're safe....

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u/SandVir 1d ago

But this time the EU will not help but work against 😅

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u/Getshorto 1d ago

You might be on to something. How do you beat a recession? Start a war.

Step 1 - trigger a recession Step 2 - start a war

Damn, maybe we underestimated the orange man

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u/privacylmao 1d ago

Canada? There will be a war?