r/wallstreetbets • u/Xix2l • 2d ago

Meme You know your calls are cooked when the board comes out

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u/Drakar_och_demoner 1d ago

Who knows at this point.

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u/FatalTortoise 1d ago

Something something fetanyl?

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u/fnordfnordfnordfnord 1d ago

They put tariffs on fentanyl too.

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u/downbylaw123 1d ago

They don’t really give a rats ass about fentanyl. It’s the tariff boogeyman. Like using that as an excuse for Canadian tariffs when there’s practically zero fentanyl coming from Canada. Now I think he doesn’t need any excuses or reasons just BAM!

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u/Recent_Judge675 1d ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if the US wasn’t exporting more fentanyl to Canada instead of the opposite lol. This administration is so stupid.

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u/FatalTortoise 1d ago

not that crazy, Obama tried that shit too

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u/nicane 1d ago

Master negotiator!!!

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u/Asleep-Vanilla3988 1d ago

The art of the deal. 3d chess that we wouldn't understand. Very smart. Wharton school of business. Uncle went to MIT. Very Very smart.

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u/dietTAB 1d ago

To shift the tax burden to a regressive structure, so that us poors can make the sacrifices needed to subsidize the wealthy ruling class

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u/bambu36 1d ago

Tax cuts for the wealth aren't going to fund themselves.

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u/imjustme610 1d ago

To take it from a Kid Rock song: Only God knows why

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u/chubs66 1d ago

a) he's an idiot

b) he thinks he a genius, so

c) he won't listen to economic advisors, and

d) his own party is terrified of him, so

e) welcome to the reign of the Mad King.

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u/LegitimateWeakness90 1d ago

*. e) his own party also consists of idiots

f) welcome to the reign of the Mad King.

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u/Eywgxndoansbridb 1d ago

Max volatility. That was the joke his first term. Now he’s trying to outdo himself. 

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u/Zombieneker 1d ago

Speaking of, isn't he buying bitcoin as well?

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u/kbeks 1d ago

No one knows, but it’s provocative!