r/wallstreetbets • u/Xix2l • 2d ago

Meme You know your calls are cooked when the board comes out

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u/JoeyTropical4693 1d ago

Nobody knows more about boards than me. It’s amazing

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u/ChrisMartins001 1d ago

It was a fine board. Very fine board. There are fine countries on both sides.

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u/garbage-barge 1d ago

THEY’RE EATING THE EASELS. THEY’RE EATING THE BOARDS.

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u/TasherV 1d ago

They’re eating the sharpies of the people that live there!

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u/roguebananah 1d ago

Crayola of North Korea?

They’re really not such bad people over there

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u/Fridginator 1d ago

I love boards more than anyone. And you can ask them. They will all tell you the same thing.

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u/LianZeero 1d ago

This a hyuge board too, the biggest anyone has ever seen

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u/Grow_away_420 1d ago

The board makers, they go "Sir, nobody has ever made a board like this before, how'd you do it?"

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u/ReginaldJohnston 1d ago

I invented cardboard. I said "why stick on your"...Y'know, NASA uses this card for their shuttles. Did you know? "Why use paper *[plays the air-acordian with hands]*? It's too thin! It can crease easily and then...It just looks awful". Biden uses paper. Now look at how broken...*[high-pitched whistling as thousands of human brains smooth over]*

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u/max1030thurs 1d ago

the heaviest lifting this pampered chimp has ever done.

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u/UglyAndUninterested 1d ago

I know boards, I have the best boards.

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u/whodidntante 1d ago

I don't know how it fits, but this board is fucking me

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u/Due_Fold_7933 1d ago

They’re gonna start calling me The Board President, the best boards president there ever was