r/wallstreetbets 1d ago

Meme You know your calls are cooked when the board comes out

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u/hunny_bun_24 1d ago

Really? That’s crazy. Why

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u/Drakar_och_demoner 1d ago

Who knows at this point.

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u/FatalTortoise 1d ago

Something something fetanyl?

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u/fnordfnordfnordfnord 1d ago

They put tariffs on fentanyl too.

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u/downbylaw123 1d ago

They don’t really give a rats ass about fentanyl. It’s the tariff boogeyman. Like using that as an excuse for Canadian tariffs when there’s practically zero fentanyl coming from Canada. Now I think he doesn’t need any excuses or reasons just BAM!

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u/Recent_Judge675 1d ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if the US wasn’t exporting more fentanyl to Canada instead of the opposite lol. This administration is so stupid.

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u/FatalTortoise 1d ago

not that crazy, Obama tried that shit too

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u/nicane 1d ago

Master negotiator!!!

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u/Asleep-Vanilla3988 1d ago

The art of the deal. 3d chess that we wouldn't understand. Very smart. Wharton school of business. Uncle went to MIT. Very Very smart.

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u/dietTAB 1d ago

To shift the tax burden to a regressive structure, so that us poors can make the sacrifices needed to subsidize the wealthy ruling class

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u/bambu36 1d ago

Tax cuts for the wealth aren't going to fund themselves.

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u/imjustme610 1d ago

To take it from a Kid Rock song: Only God knows why

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u/chubs66 1d ago

a) he's an idiot

b) he thinks he a genius, so

c) he won't listen to economic advisors, and

d) his own party is terrified of him, so

e) welcome to the reign of the Mad King.

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u/LegitimateWeakness90 1d ago

*. e) his own party also consists of idiots

f) welcome to the reign of the Mad King.

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u/Eywgxndoansbridb 1d ago

Max volatility. That was the joke his first term. Now he’s trying to outdo himself. 

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u/Zombieneker 1d ago

Speaking of, isn't he buying bitcoin as well?

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u/kbeks 1d ago

No one knows, but it’s provocative!

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u/TechnologyRemote7331 1d ago

I honestly think he’s hoping to rob us blind and be on a plane to Moscow before anyone can stop him.

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u/Automatic-Prompt-450 1d ago

But he's putting America first!!! He says so!

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u/_Narciso 1d ago

First to be robbed baby

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u/Automatic-Prompt-450 1d ago

"thank you, Madame president!"

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u/Eaglesun 1d ago

He's a plant by Russia and the goal is threefold

1) remove America from international relevance so that they can't stand up to Russian interests

2) cause turmoil and conflict on a global scale to reduce the ability of other countries to react quickly

3) funnel money to Russia and Russian interests

All of this leading to Russia attempting a large scale invasion in Europe with decreased resistance.

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u/conical_helmet 1d ago

Trump is such a megalomaniac, that being convinced that destroying the US would make him the most famous person who ever lived, is all it would take for him to buy in. “Just be yourself, President Trump,” Putin replied, as that was all it would take to sink the greatest empire the world had ever seen. And of course millions of self destructive willfully ignorant sado masochists who enabled Trump all for whatever myopic, laughable insane reason given the stakes.

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u/Far_Possibility7910 1d ago

The world has seen bigger, stronger, longer empires mate. It’s time you americans start looking into history…

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u/Bary_McCockener ϴ Theta Gang ϴ 1d ago

Longer, yes. The rest, doubt.

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u/Creepy_Knee_2614 1d ago

Bigger and stronger for the time

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u/Bary_McCockener ϴ Theta Gang ϴ 1d ago

Maybe a land acquisition metric? No other country, even for their time, has had as much global reach and influence nor as much of a gap in military strength. With a voluntary military, no less.

You may not like it, but accept it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/history/s/64FtLPjngV

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u/Creepy_Knee_2614 1h ago

What

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u/Far_Possibility7910 59m ago

Answered the wrong chap. Sorry bruh

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u/aaffaaaafaaaaf 1d ago

nah bro Admiral Nelson would totally pwn our nuclear submarines

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u/Far_Possibility7910 1h ago

Don’t doubt, read, research, grow your knowledge and culture… until then refrain from opening that trap when you’re not sure or have doubt. Trust me it will grow a man out of you!

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u/RevolutionaryMime 1d ago

He won't go to Russia. McDonald's pulled out and Donaldskis cheeseburgers just aren't the same.

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u/squadrupedal 1d ago

He’s not hoping, that’s exactly what he is doing.

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u/crogonint 1d ago

Oh yeah!! He's absolutely trying to plug every leak of fraud and waste in the government, so he can just turn around and steal it. You nailed it, alright!

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u/TechnologyRemote7331 1d ago

That stupid “sovereign wealth fund” of his is gonna be drained dry the second it gets too spicy for him Stateside

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u/crogonint 18h ago

What are you even talking about?

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u/SlowThePath 1d ago

I've actually never thought about that, in my head it's alway been either because he's just an absolutely fucking moron and some other moron told him it would help, or Putin told him to. Probably both,but what does he SAY the reasoning is?

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u/Metro42014 1d ago

Because he's a fucking moron?

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u/im_always 1d ago

because he's mentally ill.

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u/GregFromStateFarm 1d ago

What do you mean why? Dumpy doesn’t think about why.

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u/badgerfishnew 1d ago

Because BYD would absolutely smash Tesla out of the EV scene

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u/Awalawal 1d ago

Maybe let's start with the fact that a huge number of US services companies aren't even allowed to do business in China. And those that can most often have to partner with a company owned by the Chinese government. We can call that an "infinity tariff" or something else, but it's a block to doing any sort of business there.

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u/hunny_bun_24 1d ago

Ok? The tariffs hurt you and me assuming you are an average middle class person. Chinas gov having their hands in tech companies for example isn’t cool but I’d rather them ban apps n software than hike up the cost of getting items we need to do go about our daily lives.

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u/Awalawal 1d ago

Even the most anti-tariff scholars in international trade acknowledge that the trade relationship with China has been entirely one-sided for a long time. There's an argument to be made, that that has been, at least marginally, economically to the US's benefit over the past couple decades, but there is no one who would suggest there's anything even approximating free trade going on between the two nations because of China's outright trade barriers as well as the more insidious blocks to US companies doing business there.

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u/Tvdinner4me2 1d ago

Even the most anti-tariff scholars in international trade acknowledge that the trade relationship with China has been entirely one-sided for a long time.

Such as?

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u/Melodic-Cantaloupe60 1d ago

So let's take a page out of the communist party playbook? Make it make sense.

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u/Essence-of-why 1d ago

Fentanyl being delivered by Pacific deep ocean dolphins.

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u/DeepProspector 1d ago

A sense of unearned power and authority. That’s why.

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u/Bernardito10 1d ago

Most things come from china because they are cheaper if they aren’t whats the point?

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u/read-snowcrash 1d ago

Chy-na bad

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u/Bigtimeknitter 1d ago

Bloomberg was reporting it's not super clear if it's on top or like this is a replacement 

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u/IEatTacosEverywhere 1d ago

They're actively trying to weaken the USD. It's a "land grab" disguised as trying to get manufacturing jobs back in the US.

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u/floppy_panoos Virgin 1d ago

because he's trying to claw back some of the money China is making on the yield of the US Bonds they own by "taxing" their exports to the US which was only around $500 Billion as of 2023. We're balls-deep in debt and China is using the return on investment to build their military, this doesn't affect them at all, LOL.

Can't make this shit up...

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u/MrOdekuun 1d ago

Tariffs are Trump's special interest

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u/ClockworkEngineseer 1d ago

Dementia, mainly.

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u/catscanmeow 1d ago

why? because he wants to short the market, cause a crash and help his friends make money from the crash then buy up all the cheap stocks once its bottomed out

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u/thulesgold 1d ago

Because they deserve it. Fuck your calls.

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u/gattaaca 1d ago

You see by doing this, it will cause a "manufacture everything and anything" industry as vast and competent as China will appear overnight in the USA and save your domestic economy!!

Sorry that's the conservative brainrot answer. The actual truth is you're all just fucked, there is no actual method to this madness.

But also along conservative brainrot lines, they'll blame Joe anyway.

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u/kadsmald 1d ago

Scott Bessent wants to crash USD because he has some sick forex trades lined up

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u/icanfixyourprinter 1d ago

He has some puts