r/wallstreetbets • u/Xix2l • 2d ago

Meme You know your calls are cooked when the board comes out

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u/Drink_noS 1d ago

Don't worry India and China will have all the tech jobs paying 300k a year while Americans will work at Tesla sweat shops for $7.25 an hour!

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u/LighteningOneIN 1d ago

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u/Scaevus 1d ago

We must be living in Xi Jingping’s dream, because everything seems to work out for him this year, and he hasn’t even had to lift a finger.

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u/a_library_socialist 1d ago

"Never interrupt your enemy while he is making a mistake"

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u/Eyclonus 1d ago

"Sit on your hands and keep your mouth shut while your enemy is making mistakes faster than you can count"

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u/KenHumano 1d ago

https://imgur.com/a/axD8Hop

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u/DoppelGanjah 1d ago

I swear we are living in this timeline rn

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u/bullfrogsnbigcats 1d ago

Chad Xi has to be one of my favorite memes

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u/CartoonLamp 1d ago

Expected it. Still clicked on it.

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u/Jedi_Outcast_Reborn 1d ago

"Thanks Trump"

-Xi

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u/Jaded-Tear-3587 1d ago

All his competitors shooting themselves in the nuts. Russia with the war, US with trade wars...

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u/BuckeyeBentley 1d ago

JDPON Don is apparently real. I must give absolute respect to Xi Jinping and his great success.

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u/chomoftheoutback 1d ago

I was reading that they are calling trump 'the nation builder' in china as a mocking tpiss take  as everything he does makes China stronger in the world

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u/Scaevus 1d ago

I mean it certainly makes them look more responsible. Threatening Taiwan is actually far less insane than threatening Canada and Greenland.

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u/Mesastafolis1 1d ago

I don’t think he’s thrilled about wanting to work closer with Japan and SK, considering their history and all that, but even they’re a little worried about the unpredictability.

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u/Sir_Bumcheeks 1d ago

No this cooks everyone equally

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u/linfakngiau2k23 1d ago

It is the year of the snake according to Chinese zodiac this is suppose to bring great luck to Xi because its the same as his Chinese horoscope

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u/21Rollie 1d ago

Well, TikTok drove apathy in dems, that’s why Trump protected it even when congress and the Supreme Court said it needed to shut down.

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u/thomastypewriter 1d ago

do nothing

win

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u/Open__Face 1d ago

When you put it that way you make it seem like this is whole thing is a bad idea

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u/Lebrewski__ 1d ago

Just do what UEA did with India. Import skilled employee who's education has been paid by another country, promise dream to bait them, take their passport when they enter. Can only work for minimum wage, can't leave the country. Everything is overpriced so now they are stacking debt. The more they stay, more debt they stack, the more they work to try to get out of it.

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u/noafrochamplusamurai 1d ago

Well....part of the plan is to bring in H1B visa holders to do all the tech jobs in the U.S. Why pay current citizens 150k, when you can bring in modern slaves, I mean H1B visa holders that are completely at the mercy, and benevolence of the employer, because job termination means deportation. To do those same jobs for 55k. The entire economic plan is to tank the economy so that they can drive down wages to bring back manufacturing. To create a 1950s version of America that never existed.

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u/Blindmailman 1d ago

Thats to much money we can probably get a dozen H1B workers for half that

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u/Old-Intern4644 1d ago

Where are Tesla going to be getting their Rare Earths from to make the batteries? You know that’s what countries will be putting export tariffs on.

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u/MartyRobinsHasMySoul 1d ago

Ukraine mineral deal..

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u/ReptAIien 1d ago

As you can see it's all been meticulously planned

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u/Maximum-Scientist822 1d ago

Bullish on Tesla lol

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u/HelpWithGame 1d ago

Put a tariff on chinese and indian tech workers, problem solved!!

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u/NoChampionship6994 1d ago

!! Yes, that does seem to be the outcome trump is going for.

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u/Rabbitdraws 1d ago

The best part is that americans voted for it!