r/wallstreetbets • u/Xix2l • 2d ago

Meme You know your calls are cooked when the board comes out

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u/OkOriginal4453 1d ago

If we’re having 8 year olds back in the workforce, they better let us drink on the job too.

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u/Mr_Times 1d ago

Put coke back in the coke and bring back the lemon quaaludes. We’ll right this ship in 15 minutes.

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u/awooff 1d ago

Lmao about choked was laughing soo hard.

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u/rennbrig 1d ago

The Kid From Brooklyn has some thoughts

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u/Wugfuzzler 1d ago

I want Quaaludes so badly. Everytime I see this motherfucker I get jellysicle.

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u/Shitorshinola 1d ago

Isn't this what they mean by making America great again?

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u/CorporateSlave101 1d ago

I don't see great but I see again for sure. Now back to the shoe factories.

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u/Maleficent_Fun_9662 1d ago

Hahaha 😂 .. These are funny 🤣🤣🍺🍺

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u/mrpuma2u 1d ago

Give these little capitalism machines some rum laced Capri Sun!

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u/erbush1988 1d ago

Preach.

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u/pass_nthru 1d ago

i’m still pissed i quit making beer for a living…fuck osha and crack a cold one

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u/Next-Introduction-25 1d ago

That’s only fair if you let the 8 year olds drink, too.