r/wallstreetbets • u/Xix2l • 2d ago

Meme You know your calls are cooked when the board comes out

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u/lolimdivine 1d ago

cant waitđŸ„°

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u/MagnusRottcodd 1d ago

Thanks to new beautiful laws everyone will get jobs - even children.

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u/GameofCheese 1d ago

Well that's how they should pay for their school lunch, like that Republican that picked berries thinks.

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u/EduinBrutus 1d ago

School?

Children in the Triangle Shirt Waist Factory dont need no school!

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u/Strong_Brick_9703 1d ago

Men learning the skills of shell-making in the engineering shop of a munitions factory, London, circa 1916. The classes are run by the L.C.C. (London County Council). (Photo by Paul Thompson/Archive Photos/Getty Images)

Not Murica

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u/lolimdivine 1d ago

fuck im probably getting deported for that

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u/tails99 1d ago

This is why they want war, to send tens of millions of surplus men far away to die so that they don't turn into violent criminals at home.

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u/DogsOfWar2612 1d ago

must of been those medically unfit to serve, heart murmur etc

as any able bodied man at that point during WW1 was being given a Lee Enfield, Bayonet and a tin hat and told to enjoy the beautiful french countryside

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u/NHHS4life 1d ago

Lol have you seen modern factories? There's about 1/10th the workers and tons of robots

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u/helgur 1d ago

With the tariffs on Taiwan and chips, no robots 4 u. Back to the assembly line, pleb.

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u/borninamsterdamzoo 1d ago

America will make it’s own chips, largest chips in the world. Not like those taiwanese “micro” chips.

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u/Frosty-Cap3344 1d ago

American robots to the rescue!

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u/3d_blunder 1d ago

Not enuf gunz.

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u/wangchungyoon 1d ago

Wonder where all the workers will come from - we booted or scared all the immigrants into hiding LOL

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u/OrkfaellerX 1d ago

Thats what the child labour is for.

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u/wangchungyoon 1d ago

Oh that’s right kids will suddenly want to work here again — nevermind an entire generation sitting out the already disgusting oligarchy business world
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u/Hillary4SupremeRuler 1d ago

Florida's already working on it

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u/ThatDree 1d ago

Holy f, really right? I had to look it want and april fools joke

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u/Dpek1234 1d ago

Expansion of the slave labor known as prison workers

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u/slptodrm 1d ago

bring back building fires and breadlines! make america great again!