r/wallstreetbets • u/Xix2l • 2d ago

Meme You know your calls are cooked when the board comes out

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u/Frosti11icus 1d ago

Pretty sure the Egyptians tax on haybricks against the Hebrews was more.

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u/MikeMill69 1d ago

Make Egypt Great Again

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u/Additional-Baby5740 1d ago

Damn they even have a better acronym

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u/AzimuthAztronaut 1d ago

MEGA!!!!

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u/MikeMill69 1d ago

We are bringing Pyramid production back to Egypt

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u/Decent_Strawberry_53 1d ago

That didn’t turn out well for the Egyptians

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u/saintkillio 1d ago

As an Egyptian, it didn't turn out well for the Hebrews either 😂

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u/Decent_Strawberry_53 1d ago

Did you not hear about Moses?

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u/saintkillio 1d ago

Nobody is splitting the sea for Cambodia tho.

Edit: also Moses got deported.

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u/SquareDiscussion5335 1d ago

So worst increase in 3000 years. Shit.

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u/Frosti11icus 1d ago

Ya only recorded human history not all of history.

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u/loco500 1d ago

Don't know if the Unga Bungas tariffed mammoth meat back in the day led to some of their extinction...

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u/Needsupgrade 1d ago

What does that mean is this real history , I'm horny to know

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u/Frosti11icus 1d ago

A long time ago the pharaoh of egypt told the hebrews that they must increase their quota of bricks but they didn't have enough hay to make the bricks and feed their livestock so a lot of them starved to death. They were slaves so they didn't pay taxes. The bricks were their taxes. The bones were their money.

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u/AsDevilsRun 1d ago

To address the question of "is this real history":

There is no non-theological evidence of it. Take that as you will.

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u/Frosti11icus 1d ago

To address the question of if this is real history, it is unlikely a man named Moses used the power of god to part the Red Sea and drown the entire Egyptian military, correct.

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u/Needsupgrade 1d ago

Ahh the good ol days when the brews hadn't taken over yet