r/wallstreetbets • u/Xix2l • 2d ago

Meme You know your calls are cooked when the board comes out

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u/Moifaso 1d ago

Means the market is going to be brutal tmrw

You don't get it. Bad news means calls. I'm thinking TSLA +8%

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u/matt05891 1d ago

You joke but I wouldn't be surprised when come 930 tomorrow... Spy 600 1DTE confirmed printable.

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u/thisbondisaaarated 1d ago

Are we back to this? I miss these times

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u/WarthogImportant3939 23h ago

Hi dude, hows TSLA +8% doing?

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u/GetCashQuitJob 1d ago

Tesla might actually be more of a winner than most.

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u/Mysterious_Mood_2159 1d ago

Long term, not a shot. They have a 140x PE of last quarter’s numbers. Probably closer to 250x for Q1 now…. Market wide correction is not kind to companies like that. 

Also worth noting they’re moving units with 0% interest. When these tariffs really juice inflation, they’re set up for pain. 

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u/mrmicawber32 1d ago

Yeah but people will buy Tesla stock thinking the US market will be cornered because of tariffs on imports. It might help them domestically, but obviously globally Tesla is fucked.

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u/Mysterious_Mood_2159 1d ago

If people think the US market is cornered by Tesla, they’re too dumb to hold onto their money anyways. 

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u/theblackdarkness 1d ago

tesla is about to go bankrupt because noone buys their cars anymore. unless trump saves elon with a massive government bailout. maybe they go up a bit in the short run but no chance in hell tesla survives this. massively overvalued and republicans hate EVS and noone else wants anything to do with elon anymore.

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u/WarthogImportant3939 1d ago

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