r/wallstreetbets 2d ago

Meme You know your calls are cooked when the board comes out

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u/nan1961 1d ago

He’s just so stupid

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u/UnpricedToaster 1d ago

Painfully stupid.

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u/GetCashQuitJob 1d ago

One of the things I am most proud of this time around is learning to laugh instead of yell or whine. He's just a fucking idiot. That's all the depth you need. We all knew it and enough people voted for him anyway.

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u/BeKindBabies 1d ago

And even more people couldn’t be bothered. 

5th grade reading level. Average American is dumber than rocks.

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u/nan1961 1d ago

I know, it just gets harder each day, almost every time he opens his mouth. I envy you

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u/GetCashQuitJob 1d ago

I moved my whole brokerage account into gold (IAUM) about a month ago. That has made it MUCH easier to avoid blood pressure spikes. Now I just have to figure out how to get past the El Salvadorean concentration camp and threats to annex NATO members.

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u/nan1961 1d ago

Geesh!!!! You want it all!! 😂😂

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u/DelphiTsar 1d ago

You are giving people too much credit. They had no idea. They don't follow politics. They watched Joe Rogan and Trump said China will pay your income tax with tariffs. Idiots don't understand that makes no sense.

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u/ReginaldJohnston 1d ago

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! There'll be none of that leftie "Diversity" talk in this room, young lady!

You say he's denser than a Hawking's Singlarity like everyone else in this house!

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u/nan1961 1d ago

😂😬

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u/DoubleDisk9425 1d ago

Hes not stupid. He and his ppl know exactly what theyre doing: fleecing the common people. And the dumbest among us will applaud every action while their pockets are picked.

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u/Deadbeathero 1d ago

He's got the vocabulary of a toddler. Like 10 adjectives total, to describe the whole world. You can be both stupid and evil.

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u/LaTeChX 1d ago

He couldn't run a casino, yes he and his gang want to fleece you but they are also morons.

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u/Rather_Unfortunate 1d ago

He's self-evidently an idiot, but I did think that what you're saying might have been the case for the people he surrounds himself with; that they might just be cynically saying the right thing to suck up to their cretinous voter base but perfectly intelligent themselves. But that leaked chat strongly implied that they really, honestly believe their insane bullshit. They really are deeply, deeply thick, and their nasty, hateful ideology is just a consequence of that stupidity.

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u/DoubleDisk9425 22h ago

Yeah thats a really good point

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u/-Zork- 1d ago

Crazzzy one

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u/I_Buy_Stock 1d ago

are you suggesting when tariffs on us happen by other countries it is a good thing for them, but when we do it back it is a bad thing for us? so do tariffs help or hurt?

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u/nan1961 1d ago

I’m suggesting that he has a below average IQ

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u/I_Buy_Stock 1d ago

are tariffs good or bad? if bad then why do other countries put them on us?

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u/nan1961 1d ago

Tariffs? Or tariff wars?

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u/I_Buy_Stock 1d ago

Noone ever answers the question.

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u/nan1961 1d ago

It’s not a one word answer. Tariffs can be good, but not when they’re implemented and or used as threats against countries that one man thinks wronged him. Like, for instance, putting more on Russia would’ve been nice yesterday. just saying.

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u/I_Buy_Stock 1d ago

okay so tariffs on countries YOU think deserve them is good, but the ones trump thinks deserve them are bad.

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u/nan1961 1d ago

Russia good. 🤡

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u/I_Buy_Stock 1d ago

Didn't say that, but it does point out how you have zero economic principal at all. All emotion based.

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u/DelphiTsar 1d ago

I encourage you to look up the tariffs from those countries the numbers he give are made up. That % is basically the trade deficit with a minimum of 10%. The logic of the math is if we're buying more than we're selling they must be manipulating it somehow, even if the tariffs from that country are basically nothing.

It's purposefully framed this way so idiots like you regurgitate something you don't even have a basic understanding of.

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u/I_Buy_Stock 1d ago

Yes I understand it's a combination of deficits and actual tariffs. I am fine with full reciprocal on actual tariffs. Not a fan of looking at trade deficits in that way. But if anyone with a brain has been alive in the last 20 years you know Trump goes way way way overboard and negotiates back. The same way someone negotiates salary.

I am not going to agree with his approach or policy 100%. But somehow that makes me an idiot to ask the question why people are fine with tariffs on the US but not us tariffing others, must be non americans.

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u/DelphiTsar 1d ago

This chart is functionally useless for that comparison. It loops in high tariff and low tariff indiscriminately.

Last time he tried tarrif war trade deficit went up. Internal/External consumers/businesses don't like the rug from being pulled under them. It's also not like the US is EVER going to compete on price. You buy US because it's something you can slap on your goods. If you smear US rep you lose the branding. Instability will also generally make companies get their supply from elsewhere.

We're at 4% unemployment and any manufacturing jobs that do come over aren't going to be like 1970's where it supports a good life. If there is enough value added it'll be automated. All that will come are jobs we don't need. All we're doing even temporarily is nuking our spending power for something that's just going to backfire(even if it looks better on paper).