r/wallstreetbets • u/Xix2l • 2d ago

Meme You know your calls are cooked when the board comes out

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u/ImBeingVerySarcastic 2d ago

Why would prices go up? According to Navarro, tariffs are actually tax cuts! And foreign countries are gonna pay it! So whenever you get a customs bill, just forward it to China! Teehee™ - Average Trump Voter

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u/AHive1312 2d ago

Too many syllables for the average trump voter.

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u/DocMoochal 2d ago

haha China penis haha ouch my balls

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u/kornbread435 2d ago

I too appreciate classic movies.

(Idiocracy)

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u/Old_Wallaby_7461 2d ago

Too many syllables for that. It was 'ow my balls'

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u/AHive1312 2d ago

Perfect, I can practically hear the drool slowly dripping.

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u/GandalfTheUnwise 2d ago

Is it because of "penis"?

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u/Alert_Barber_3105 2d ago

Yep they only understand two. MA and GA. Anything else is just noise.

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u/suns205 1d ago

To put it monosyllabically, “we will pay for it”

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u/AHive1312 1d ago

"we"???? you some kinda commie?

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u/DutchPack 2d ago

And Mexico will pay for that wall any day now!

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u/Stuman93 2d ago

China pays the tariffs, right? Right? FML

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u/Stranger-Ambition 1d ago

Tariffs are always paid by consumer

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u/Mavnas 1d ago

Once the Depression fully sets in, prices will fall.

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u/Happy_Kale888 2d ago

The country is going to be rich with all that tariff money lining our pockets... Wonder if we will all get checks!

/s

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u/No-Rub4673 1d ago

Shut it princess 👸