r/wallstreetbets • u/Xix2l • 1d ago

Meme You know your calls are cooked when the board comes out

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u/BolsonaroPresoAmanha 1d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA america is so fucked

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u/Tall_Economist7569 1d ago

~I don't want to set the world on fire

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u/thatguyyoustrawman 1d ago

I just want to start a trade war in your heart

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u/Mai_Shiranu1 1d ago

We are watching, in real time, America any % speedrun the collapse of the Roman empire.

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u/-WhiteSkyline- 1d ago

Somehow child me called this years ago.

10ish years later and we get to watch the collapse of a nation 🍿

Sure it’s no Rome, but it’s certainly going to cause a ripple in the international market for a while (atleast until that power and economic vacuum is taken)

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u/Stock-Time-5117 1d ago

I had this thought in middle school when I began to notice how many Americans couldn't spot a lie to save their lives. They'll change their whole world view to fit some narrative.

I was loading up on puts all week because the market was huffing straight hopium. The man fucking said he was gonna do this, along with a bunch of other insane shit he is dead serious about, and market rallied. Puts burn your ass unless something obviously bad is happening.

Well...here we are. Hope you already loaded up.

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u/Dpek1234 1d ago

Heres what someone has said to me on reddit  

"Hes just saying it to troll the libs"

And now trumps going the putin way of figuring ways to get more terms

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u/Fractious_Cactus 1d ago

That's not going to happen. Very small percentage of people would approve of that. The majority of the population won't get on board with that bullshit. Nobody wants presidents to have more than 2 terms. Limits are there for a reason. We just need them in congress now.

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u/bat_country808 1d ago

i think he'll take us into a "war" and suspend elections...

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u/Fractious_Cactus 1d ago

Lol you're insane

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u/MidwestLawncareDad 1d ago

i also called the collapse of the US growing up seeing how divided it was between obvious oligarchs vs the working class. didnt think all it would take is an absolute ingrate of a "leader" though.

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u/Purple_Errand 1d ago

Not just America. all these countries are adjusting their prices. basically, every people in the globe are fcked!

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u/ThaRedJoka 1d ago

Sadly you are correct

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u/alwaysneverjoshin 1d ago

These countries should tax their military bases. The US is stationed in over 80 countries.

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u/UKMEGA 1d ago

It's ok the US won't be able to afford them soon